Futurama
Season 1

Fear of a Bot Planet

  • Season 1, Ep 5
  • 04/20/1999

The crew makes a delivery to a planet of human-hating robots.

TO SAVE BENDER,WE'VE GOT TO LOOK

AND ACT EXACTLYLIKE ROBOTS.

I AM FULLYOPERATIONAL,CAPTAIN.

WE'LL HAVE TOWALK LIKE ROBOTS

TALK LIKE ROBOTS,AND IF NECESSARY

SOLVE COMPLEX DIFFERENTIALEQUATIONS LIKE ROBOTS.

I CAN SORT OF DANCELIKE A ROBOT.

WILL THAT HELP?

OH, FRY, FIRST OF ALL,THIS IS SERIOUS.

AND SECOND OF ALL...

MAN, WE LOOK STUPID.

WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTENSTORE-BOUGHT COSTUMES.

YEAH, BUT THERE WASN'TA WOOLWORTH'S IN THIS QUADRANT.

Male:HALT!

BE YOU ROBOT OR HUMAN?

ROBOT... WE BE.

UH, YEP.

JUST TWO ROBOTSOUT ROBOTING IT UP.

EH?

ADMINISTER THE TEST.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWINGWOULD YOU MOST PREFER:

A: A PUPPY

B: A PRETTY FLOWERFROM YOUR SWEETIE

OR C: A LARGEPROPERLY-FORMATTED DATA FILE?

CHOOSE!

( both whispering )

UH, IS THE PUPPYMECHANICALIN ANY WAY?

NO, IT IS THE BADKIND OF PUPPY.

THEN WE'LL GOWITH THAT DATA FILE.

CORRECT.

THE FLOWER WOULD ALSOHAVE BEEN ACCEPTABLE.

YOU MAY PASS.

Intruder Alert!

QUICK, LET'SDUCK IN HERE.

( panting )

Man:We interrupt this sound file

to bring you a terrifyingannouncement.

A non-metallic beinghas been sighted

in the vicinityof Make-Out Point.

SAY, WENDY, YOUR CHASSISIS A LITTLE SCUFFED.

MIND IF I POLISHIT FOR YOU?

( rustling )

DID YOU HEAR THAT, RUSTY?

IT SOUNDEDLIKE A HUMAN.

RELAX, WENDY.

HUMANS WILLNEVER COME

TO OUR DEFENSELESSLITTLE TOWN.

IT'S PERFECTLY SAFETO LET OUR GUARD DOWN--

EVEN FOR A SECOND.

( growling )

( screaming )

I WILL EAT AND DIGEST YOU ALLWITH MY SYSTEM OF MIGHTY ORGANS.

BEHOLD!

( all gasping )

WOW! THE 3-D's GREAT!

MINE'S NOT WORKING.

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

THE HUMAN WAS IMPERVIOUS

TO OUR MOST POWERFULMAGNETIC FIELDS

YET IN THE END, HE SUCCUMBEDTO A HARMLESS SHARPENED STICK.

( chuckling )

I'M JUST GLADTHE NIGHTMAREIS OVER.

IT'LL NEVER BEOVER, WENDY.

EVEN NOW, HUMANS ARE LURKINGIN OUR PLAYGROUNDS

OUR BREEZEWAYS...

PERHAPS EVEN...OUR MOVIE THEATERS.

( all gasping )

Fry:GOD HELP US!

OKAY, KEEP AN EYE OUTFOR BENDER.

SO WHAT DIDYOU THINK OFTHE MOVIE?

UH... TOO MUCHROMANCE

NOT ENOUGHHUMAN KILLING.

YEAH, IT WASA REAL CHICK FLICK.

( siren wailing )

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