In this episode, TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House Press Secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from FOX News reporter to Republican apologist? Then I'll tell you how violent girls are advancing the cause of feminism by throwing each other through the glass ceiling. Plus, neocon pundit Bill Kristol joins me to criticize Donald Rumsfeld. Who does he think he is, a retired general? I've got truth fever. Seriously, I've been throwing up all day. This is The Colbert Report.