GED Prom

  • Season 1, Ep 7
  • 02/25/2016

Gene throws a prom for GED students as an elaborate revenge scheme against her online-gaming nemesis.

- What's that for?- [gasps]

A bucket of...confetti.

- You know what?I think the night is over.

[indistinct chatter]

- I thought you weresomeone else.

- No, no, no. I'm a tutor.Fro-yo shop, preach!

- No, I'm not doingany more church bits with you.

- Would it betoo crazy romantical

if I just kissed youright now?

- Does this answeryour question?

Oh, you have blood.- What?

Blood?- Uh-huh.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.This is really embarrassing.

It happenswhen I get too excited.

- No, that's okay.

- Confetti really makes ita party, no?

- I don't have timefor this conversation right now.

- It's justa little bit of blood.

Blood, blood.NCB, abort the mission!

- Not now, Gene.- Yeah, not ever!

- What's that?

- What's what?

- Hold on.- No.

- Okay, but--- Come on, Atty, come on.

- Excuse me, sir.

I think you needto calm your roll

when speaking to a ladyof such physical beauty.

- Brett, please don't.- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.What, son?

You want some of this?

Let me tell you something,friend.

I Krav Maga daily.

- I'm confused.Am I your son or your friend?

- We're out of here!Come on, Atticus.

Let's get your EpiPen. Come on.- Doesn't make any sense.

- Later, bitch.- Bitch?

At least I can digestwheat flour, son.

Well, that's what I getfor listening to Gene,

a backyard full of weirdosand the guy that I like leaving,

thinking I'm pathetic, which...

I totally am.

- I don't thinkyou're pathetic.

- Thanks, Brett.

- That guy might though.

- Thanks, Brett.

Okay, well,I guess that's my cue

that the evening is over,so...

- Wait, aren't you gonnaannounce the king and queen?

- Are they still doing that?

- Yes.

- Did anyone vote?

- No.

- Cool.

[heavy rock music]

[eerie music and heartbeats]

Thank you. Thank you very much.Good-bye.

[clears throat]

And the winner isGene and Kerry.

- Confetti!

[suspenseful music]

- No!

[crowd gasps]

- What the [bleep]?

What the [bleep]?

Is it blood?

It's blood?

My bangs is blood!

My bangs blood!

- I am so, so, so, so sorry.

Brett, what did you do?

Why did you drop the blood?

- Drop the blood?- No!

[all gasp]

Ah.

Why did you havean extra bucket?

- I got a deal.

- You guys look likethat "Carrie" movie.

- Which movie, Kerry?