In this episode, should assault rifles be used for deer hunting? No, for deer you need a tank. And Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives another honor, as if being named after me isn't honor enough. Then, my guest Dr. Craig Venter claims genetic engineering can solve our energy crisis. Sorry, I'm not having a cloned sheep pull my Hummer to work. A portion of tonight's show has been recorded in frequencies only a dog can hear -- this is The Colbert Report.