J.J. Wall & Mark Brazill

  • Season 1, Ep 0146
  • 02/24/1992

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW,WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL--

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOLIN SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA

SO IT WAS LITTLE STRANGE--

PEOPLE REALLY WEREN'T INTOTHE EXOTIC LOOK THEN.

GUYS WEREN'T TURNED ONTO THAT.

THEY WERE MORE INTOA CHRISTIE BRINKLEY THING.

SO I ALWAYS FELTA LITTLE LEFT OUT

AND OF COURSEI WANTED THE GUYS TO DIG ME

BUT THEY WEREN'T READYFOR ME THEN.

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AND YOU KNOW

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARECOMING TO TERMS WITH... YOU KNOW

BAD CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

LIKE, A LOT OF ITIS SEXUAL ABUSE

LIKE YOU KNOW,ROSEANNE ARNOLD HAS, YOU KNOW

CONFESSED HER WHOLE SITUATIONWITH HER FAMILY

AND I RECENTLY STARTED TO SEEA PSYCHIATRIST

AND I'VE BEEN GOINGUNDER HYPNOTHERAPY.

AND I HAD A KIND OF STRANGESEXUAL EXPERIENCE IN HIGH SCHOOL

AND I...IT WASN'T A BAD ONE, THOUGH.

IT WAS KIND OF...IT WAS KIND OF GREAT.

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BUT IT'S VERY INTENSE

AND I'M REALLY COMING TO TERMSWITH IT RIGHT NOW:

I'M GOING TO TELL YOU.

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I WAS DRIVING THROUGH THE DESERTONE NIGHT

JUST BORED OUT OF MY MIND,YOU KNOW... EXTREMELY LONELY.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEREWAS A FLASH, A BRIGHT FLASH

AND I DON'T REMEMBERREALLY ANYTHING AFTER THAT

EXCEPT THIS PAST COUPLE WEEKS

I'VE BEEN UNRAVELINGWHAT HAPPENED.

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.

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AND THE ONE ALIEN--I THINK HE WAS A MAN.

I REALLY THINK HE WAS A MAN.

HE WAS BEAUTIFUL.

HE HAD EYES LIKE JIM MORRISON.

HE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL,AND I WENT TO KISS HIM

BUT HE HAD NO MOUTH SO I...

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AND OF COURSE YOU KNOWTHEY'RE VERY INTO ANAL PROBES.

THAT'S HOW THEY...

BUT IT'S LIKE ALLPART OF THEIR BODY.

HE HAD A LONG, LONG, LONG FINGERWITH A LIGHT ON THE END OF IT.

AND IT FELT INCREDIBLE.

IT WAS JUST SO AMAZING.

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AND THEY DRESSED GREAT.

THEY WERE WEARING LIKETHIERRY MUGLER OR SOMETHING--

VERY FUTURISTIC.

INCREDIBLE TASTE, YOU KNOW.

AND THEN YOU KNOW,THE NEXT THING I KNEW

I WAS BACK IN MY CARDRIVING HOME.

AND OF COURSE, SUBLIMINALLY,SUBCONSCIOUSLY

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM SINCE.

HE NEVER CAME BACK,WHICH DISTURBS ME

BECAUSE MAYBE IT WASN'TA GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR HIM.

BUT I AM COMINGTO TERMS WITH IT NOW.

THAT'S AFFECTED THE WAY I'MFEELING ABOUT MYSELF THESE DAYS.

I WANTED TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME

I'VE COME OUTAND TALKED ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ITTO PEOPL MAGAZINE.

I'D RATHER DO IT IN AMORE INTIME SETTING LIKE TONIGHT

THANK YOU FOR LISTENINGAND BEING A PART OF IT.

THANK YOU, REALLY.

I'M HAPPY.

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