Gary gets pranked at a water park, Jeff makes a mistake that affects the entire human race, and a Native American tribe insists on using every part of a dead buffalo.
♪ Three aliens came from the sky ♪
♪ The galactic council sent them ♪
all: ♪ And here'sthe reason why ♪
- ♪ Their mission is to study
♪ Earth's most average guy
all: ♪ To see if humansare worth saving ♪
♪ Or if everyonehas to die ♪
- Wait, what?
- And then she bailed on me this weekend!
- She did?
- She's flakier than, like, a piece of baklava.
- [laughs]- Oh, shut up, shut up!
- No way everything she's sayingis that funny!
- But yeah,I'd love to come.
Who are we seeing?
- John Mayer.
- Oh, well, as long aswe're going together.
♪ I want to run throughthe halls of my high school ♪
- All right, that's it!
- Not making any soundout of my mouth!
Okay, I--oh.Oh, my God.
Now there's sound!What's going on?
- This thing's pretty cool, huh?Check it out. Sound--
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop doing--- No sound.
- Sound.- Come on.
That's not something--- No s--
- Delta five--
- Sound!- You better stop it right now,
or I swear to God,I'm gonna--
- God damn it!- Oh, wow!
- This thing right hereis insanely dangerous,
and nobody should everuse it again,
under any circumstances.
- Next up,I'm just gonna noodle and jam
for 15 minutes!
- Uh, it's just thatyour profile said,
"Mythical equine,loves to travel."
- I do love to travel.
- There areother mythical horses
- I know.
I swear, one of my best friendsis a centaur.
- Oh, good,that's great.
I guessyou can't be a bigot
since you're friendswith a half horse.
I didn't know I was havingdinner with Gandhi.
- That's not reallywhat this is--
- The horndoesn't even do anything!
It's just a phallic ornament!
I've got wings.
You know what they do?
They make me fly!
And anyonewho's sitting on me flies!
What do--what happenswhen you sit on a unicorn?
Your--your view is blockedby a [bleep] horn!
- Oh, my God.
- I'd like to go home now.
You know what?[sighs]
I deserve that.
Let me--let me fly you home.- Really?
- No!No, I'm not gonna fly you home!
I am not gonna majesticallyswoop above the clouds
and silhouette us
in the goddamnglowing crescent moon!
You could've lookedlike the design
on the side of a stoner's van,and you blew it.
- This is whyI only date unicorns.
- Is this what you want?Huh?
Are you not turned on?
I'm a unicornwhose horn gives pepper!
Answer my magical questions,
and I'll lead you to a big potof golden [bleep] you!