In this episode, Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles begin their tour of America. Tonight, someone will care. Plus, your money: should you be giving it to the needy, or do you needy it more? Then, documentarian Ken Burns will be here. I'll ask him how to get involved at the $100 level and earn that free tote bag. And -- the building's on fire, for the love of God, get out! Is that truth in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? This is The Colbert Report.