Monday, July 14, 2014

  • 07/14/2014

Dannah Phirman, Danielle Schneider and Matt Besser of "The Hotwives of Orlando" guess which NBA meme got the most likes, list #RejectedWeirdAlSongs and create Vine trends.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

>> IT FEELS GOOD.

FEELS GOOD.

GETTING BACK INTO THE SWING OFIT.

THIS IS GOOD. THEY'RE THERE,THEY'RE HERE.

YOU GUYS, YOU'RE WATCHING.

WE'RE PERFECT. WE'RE GOOD.

THIS WAS A HUGE WEEKEND FOR NBANEWS.

PLAYERS CHANGING TEAMS, LeBRONCOMING HOME TO CLEVELAND, DOGS

AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER. MASSHYSTERIA.

NATURALLY, THE CREATORS OF THEFACEBOOK GROUP NBA MEMES

WERE ALL OVER IT.

SO WHICH ONE OF THESE IMAGES GOTTHE MOST LIKES. WAS IT,

A, HOW EVERYONE IN CLEVELANDSPENT THEIR WEEKEND.

B, THIS ONE OF SAD DWAYNEWADE-VERINE

C, JEREMY LIN TRADED TO THELAKERS. WHAT'S KOBE'S REACTION?

AH, COME ON.

MATT BESSER.

>> C, 'CAUSE I LIKE IT.

>> YEAH, OF COURSE IT'S C. YEAH,THAT'S THE CORRECT ANSWER.

IT'S C.

>> THE PROBLEM WITH CHINESEAUTOGRAPHS IS AFTER AN OUR THEY

JUST COME BACK FOR MORE.

>> AS I MENTIONED, THE BIG NEWSLeBRON IS RETURNING HOME TO

CLEVELAND AFTER LIVING IN MIAMI.

SO COMEDIANS PLEASE GIVE ME AREASON WHY ANYONE WOULD MOVE

FROM MIAMI TO CLEVELAND.DANIELLE.

>> BECAUSE YOU'RE IN WITNESSPROTECTION.

>> YEAH. THAT WOULD BE ANOTHERREASON. THAT WOULD BE A REAL

GOOD REASON. POINTS.

>> ALL RIGHT. NOW IT'S MY TURN.

THE TRAILER FOR THE NEW DOCTORWHO THEORY HIT THE WEB OVER THE

WEEKEND. LET US TAKE A LOOK ATTHE FOOTAGE THAT GAVE ME A

GERMAN SOCCER STYLE BONER.

>> I'VE LIVED FOR OVER 2000YEARS, I'VE MADE MADE MANY

MISTAKES. IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT IDID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

>> YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME!

>> BUT WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN?

I CAN SORT OF DO THE BRITISHACCENT.

HELLO, WHAT'S UP WITH THOSEDARLINGS. LOOK AT THOSE CYBER

MEN, THEY SURE ARE [BEEP].

COMEDIANS, WHICH OF THESE ISDR. WHO SUBCULTURE ON THE

INTERNET. A, DR. WHOVES, A MASHUP OF DR. WHO AND MY LITTLE PONY

B, DOLL-LICKS, GIRLS DRESSED UPAS SEXY ROBOTS LICKING ICE CREAM

C, DR. WHOM, FANS OF THE SHOWWHO CORRECT YOUR GRAMMAR

>> DANIELLE.

>> DR. WHOVES, IMMA SAY A. THEMASH-UP WITH MY LITTLE PONY

'CASUE PEOPLE ARE SUPER CREEPY.

>> NO, THEY'RE NOT.

I HAVE A DR. WHOVES TEE SHIRT.YES OF COURSE IT'S A.

IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT 'SHASHTAG WARS.

>> I'M VERY EXCITED.

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC NEW ALBUMMANDATORY FUN HITS HITS iTUNES

TOMORROW, AND THE FIRST VIDEOWAS RELEASED ONLINE TODAY.

AND I AND MY COMPANY HAD THEHONOR OF PRODUCING IT OVER AT

NERDIST.COM. IF YOU WOULD'VEGONE BACK IN TIME AND TOLD

10-YEAR-OLD ME THAT I'DPRODUCING A VIDEO FOR WEIRD AL,

I'D SAY, WHY USE TIME TRAVEL FORTRIVIAL MATTERS, GO KILL HITLER.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE VIDEO.

♪ I'M TACKY

>> YEP. I SALUTE YOU

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.

SO IN HONOR OF AL'S NEW ALBUM,TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS REJECTED

WEIRD AL SONGS. EXAMPLES MIGHTBE, SUNDAE CHOCOLATE SUNDAE.

ALL THE PRINGLES LADIES.

WANTED BREAD OR ALIVE BY BUNJOVI.

60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK STARTINGNOW AND GO!

YES, MATT BESSER.

>> ACHEY BREAKY FART.

OKAY. SURE. VERY REJECTED,POINTS.

DANNAH.

>> CRAZY FOR JEWS.

>> YEAH POINTS. I FEEL LIKEWEIRD AL WOULD REJECT THAT.

>> SWEET CHILLI OF MINE.

>> OKAY. YOU PUT CHILLI INTHERE. BUT I'LL GIVE THAT TO YOU

POINTS. YEAH, DANIELLE.

>> BLACK EYED GIRL.>> OLD REFERENCE. YEAH POINTS.

>> DANNAH.

>> MY FART WILL GO ON.

>> YEAH, YEAH. POINTS.>> DANIELLE.

>> YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG,BECAUSE YOU HAVE PARKINSONS.

PHOTOBOMBS: CREEPY OR CUTE?

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITEGAMES.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITEGAMES.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A PHOTO BOMBPIC GONE VIRAL. FOR 250 POINTS

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF IT'SPHOTOBOMBED BY SOMETHING

CREEPY OR SOMETHING CUTE. ALLRIGHT?

SOMETIMES IT'S TOUGH TO TELL.

THIS FIRST ONE.

LOOK AT THIS YOUNG ARYAN PROM.

>> I THINK THE GIRL ON THE PHONEIS LIKE, THESE PEOPLE ARE

SO [BEEP] WHITE, YOU HAE TO GETME THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

>> CREEPY OR CUTE, MATT BESSER

>> I'M GONNA SAY CREEPY 'CAUSETHOSE TWO ARE ALREADY CREEPY

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

[LAUGHING]>> THOSE GIRLS ARE NOW DEAD,

RIGHT?

>> NO, NO.

HE DIED AT THE LAST PROM. HE'SACTUALLY NOT PHYSICALLY THERE.

>> YEAH.

>> NEXT ONE.

>> THIS INTERRUPTED SEDUCTION.

>> OH.

>> NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO POINTOUT THAT BECAUSE OF THE SIZE OF

THE @MIDNIGHT SYMBOL WHATEVER ISTHERE IS ENORMOUS.

DANIELLE.

>> I'M GONNA SAY IT'S CUTE.

YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE A CAT OR APUPPY DOG.

>> I'M BETTING ON A TYPE OF CAT.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

>> HE DOES LOOK LIKE HE'SESCAPING THE VAGINA.

>> SHE FINALLY OPENED HER LEGS.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

>> NEXT ONE. THESE VACAYTHROWBACK TO THE WRIST

SCRUNCHY. SCRUNCHIES!

THIS -- THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS ONEFANNY PACK AWAY FROM BEING

BEING THE ERA OF WHEN I WENT TOCOLLEGE.

YES. DANNAH.

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH CUTE.

>> ALRIGHT.

LET'S FIND OUT.

>> A GIANT PENGUIN.

>> OH!

>> THAT'S CUTE.

THAT'S CUTE.

>> I THINK WHAT SHE'S DOINGTRYING TO PULL A DOG OUT OF HER

VAGINA.

HUNDRED POINTS FOR MATT.

OR, OR I'M JUST GETTING MYSUNSCREEN.

THESE PANTS DON'T HAVE POCKETS,WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO.

LAST ONE, GROCERY STORE MOM.

GROCERY STORE MOM.

CREEPY OR CUTE?

YEAH, DANIELLE.

>> IT'S GOING TO BE CUTEBECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S WATCHING

HER BREASTFEED. THAT'S CUTE.

>> NO, I THINK HE'S BREASTFEEDING TOO.

>> NOW SEE, I WOULD'VE USED THEINTERNET FORMULA OF THE THING IN

THE FOREGROUND IS ADORABLE, SOTHE THING IN THE BACKGROUND HAS

TO BE THE INVERSE, BUT I DON'TKNOW, YOU SAID CUTE.

LET'S FIND OUT.

OH MY GOD, NICHOLAS CAGE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, WE SHOULDREALLY VINE MORE BUT

SINCE WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'REDOING, @MIDNIGHT IS LOOKING FOR

OUR OWN VINETURN, THIS A REALTHING, YOU GUYS.

SO TO APPLY, ADD US ON VINE TOMAKE THE MOST RIDICULOUS VINE

POSSIBLE TO SHOW WHY WE SHOULDPICK YOU.

TAG IT #MIDNIGHTVINETERM.

OKAY.

WE WILL FEATURE OUR FAVORITES INAN UPCOMING EPISODE AND --

WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU'RE APPLAUDING AT THE PARTFOR PEOPLE DOING WORK FOR FREE.

ONE WINNER WILL GET AN ALLEXPENSE PAID TRIP TO LOS ANGELES

TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW AND GETTHEIR FIRST ASSIGNMENT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO APPLAUD THATTHOUGH. NO DON'T. IT'S DONE.

YOU BLEW IT.

BEFORE THE BREAK I INTRODUCEDYOU TO THE NAENAEDANCE.

I ASKED YOU TO COME UP WITH YOUROWN HOT NEW VINE MEME.

LET'S SEE THEM. FIRST ONE,DANNAH.

>> WELL DONE ON THE BLOOD DRIP!

THAT WAS GOOD.

>> DANIELLE.

[LAUGHING]>> HEY.

MATT BESSER.

>> I'M NOT INTO MELONS ANYMORE.IT'S NOT YOUR SEEDS.

I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO SEEANOTHER MELON BUT YOU'RE SPECIAL

"FLORIDA HEADLINES."

>> OH, FLORIDA.

WE GET IT.

YOU'RE AMERICA'S DENMARK.

I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

I LIVED IN MIAMI. I LIVED INBOCA. MY DAD LIVED IN BRADEN.

WE USE TO DO MTV SPRING BREAKFROM THE FLORIDA PANHANDLE.

AKA REDNECK RIVIERA, I KNOW HOW[BLEEP] GOES DOWN.

WE WOULD DO THOSE AND IT WOULDBE STRIP CLUB, WAFFLE HOUSE,

STRIP CLUB, WAFFLE HOUSE.

YOU COULD GET FAT AND JERK OFFALL THE WAY DOWN.

THIS RECENT HEADLINE WAS JUSTPOSTED ON THE DAILY NEWS,

FLORIDA MAN WITH BENTLEY TATTOOON FOREHEAD RAKED IN 120 GRAND

THROUGH IDENTITY THEFT.

IF THE HEADLINE DIDN'T SCREAM"FLORIDA" AT YOU, THE TATTOO WAS

THERE TO REMIND YOU JUST IN CASEYOU WEREN'T SURE.

SO COMEDIANS, PLEASE GIVE MEMORE STANDARD FLORIDA HEADLINES.

>> ILLEGAL DAY CARE FOUND INSIDEMETH LAB.

>> POINTS FOR MATT BESSER.

DANIELLE.

>> MOLESTATION SEASON OPENSTODAY.

>> FLORIDA GONE.

NO ONE SAD.>> POINTS. DANNAH.

EDUCATION FINALLY IRRADICATED.>> YEAH POINTS.

>> FLORIDA IS AWESOME AND COOL,SAYS LIAR.

>> MAN DETONATES WIFE. BLAMES OBAMACARE.