Saved by the Balls

  • Season 1, Ep 3
  • 10/09/2012

Steve and Denzel get mixed up with the mob while trying to crack down on drugs in Brickleberry.

- ALL RIGHT, RANGERS,WE HAVE GOT A PROBLEM.

DO YOU KNOW WHATTHIS IS?

- [sniffs]

HMM. 2009 BAJA RED.PLAYFUL ON THE NOSE,

VERY DRY ON THE PALATE,HINTS OF EUCALYPTUS,

STONE FRUITS,AND KALAMATA OLIVES.

- WHAT?NO, IT'S MARIJUANA.

GOD,I FIGURED IF ANYONE

WOULD KNOW,IT WOULD BE YOU, DENZEL.

- WHY?BECAUSE ALL BLACK MEN LOVE WEED?

- NO, BECAUSE YOU LOVE WEED.LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT.

- HO, THAT'S RIGHT!WHO DON'T LIKE SMOKIN' UP?

- UH, I DON'T BECAUSE I'M NOTIN THE SIXTH GRADE,

AND I HAVE SHIT TO DO.

- I CONFISCATED THISFROM A DIRTY HIPPIE

50 FEETFROM THIS RANGER STATION.

WHO'S GOT AN IDEAFOR HOW TO SMOKE OUT

THESE DOPE GROWIN'DRAFT DODGERS?

COME ON, GUYS,GET CREATIVE.

- I KNOW HOW WE CAN GETSOME INSPIRATION.

- DUDE. DUDE. DUDE.WE HAVE TO BUILD A ROCKET...

- [inhales]- TO SPY ON THE HIPPIES

FROM OUTER SPACE, MAN.- YEAH!

BUT THE ROCKET'S GOTTA BE SHAPEDLIKE A BIG, HAIRY DINOSAUR DICK!

- [gasps] WITH GIANT, PURPLEPTERODACTYL WINGS.

- A HAIRY DINOSAUR DICKWITH WINGS?

THAT IS BRILLIANT!WE'LL SWOOP DOWN

AND LASER GUNTHE BASTARDS!

- YEAH!- THAT'S IT!

- I LOVE WEED.

- CONNIE! CALL NASA.

WE NEEDA JURASSIC [bleep] ROCKET

AND A SHITLOADMORE FUNYUNS.

- WE'RE DEAD.I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.

I THINK WE'RE DEAD.I'VE GOT BUGS ALL OVER ME!

[groans]

- STUPID WOODYTRYING TO CHANGE ME.

I DON'T NEED BEAR BEANSTO BE MALLOY.

WOODY, YOU KNOWHOW FAT YOU ARE?

UH...ABOUT...AVERAGEFOR AN AMERICAN MAN YOUR AGE.

ETHEL, YOU LOOK LOVELY.

WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?

CONNIE,THE DYKE STORE CALLED,

AND THEY'VE APOLOGIZEDFOR THEIR VERY OFFENSIVE NAME.

- GROW!GROW, DAMN YOU, GROW!

OR DO YOU WANT THISTO HAPPEN TO YOU?

THEY DON'T EVEN RESPONDTO THREATS.

- WE DEAD.I KNEW IT.

- WAIT A MINUTE.I REMEMBER SOMETHING.

- HIS TESTICLES ARE PRODUCINGLARGE AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE.

HE'LL BE FULL-GROWNPRACTICALLY OVERNIGHT.

OVERNIGHT. OVERNIGHT.- THAT'S IT!

[squishing]

- STEVE, HAVE YOU LOSTYOUR GODDAMN MIND?

THIS IS YOUR PLAN?BEAR BALL JUICE?

- IT'S TESTOSTERONE.

DIDN'T YOU SEEMY THOUGHT BUBBLE?

- MAN, I'M GETTINGOUTTA HERE.

WHITE PEOPLE DOSOME [bleep]ED UP SHIT.

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