Thursday, June 26, 2014

  • 06/26/2014

Harley Morenstein, Hannah Hart and Grace Helbig find out which "Transformers" costume got the most comments, list #TVShowSequels and watch strange musical training videos.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

(APPLAUSE)JULY 4TH IS FAST APPROACHING

AND IF THERE IS ANYTHINGMORE AMERICAN THAN HOT DOGS

AN GUN VIOLENCE IT'S A GIANTROBOT MOVIE STARTING MARK

WAHLBERG(APPLAUSE)

>> OR MARK [BLEEP] WAHLBERG, INTHAT PICTURE.

TRANSFORMERS AGE OF EXTINCTIONHITS THEATERS THIS WEEK

WILL IT FINALLY WIN MICHAELBAY HIS LONG-AWAITED BEST

DIRECTOR OSCAR, IT'S JUSTTOO EARLY TO SAY.

IN THE MEANTIME WHICH OFTHESE HOMEMADE TRANSFORMER

COSTUMES GOT THE MOSTCOMMENTS ON ITS RESPECTIVE

WEBSITE.

A, THE DOUCHE CEPTICON COURTESYOF DEVIANT ART OR B, THE

B, THIS IMPAIRED AUTOBOT FROMREDDIT.

(LAUGHTER)OR C, THE WINNERS OF LEAST

EFFORT EXERTED AWARD FROMDEVIANT ART.

(APPLAUSE)THAT WAS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE.

HANNAH WHICH ONE.

>> I AM GOING TO GO WITH BBUT I GOT TO SAY THAT OUTFIT

MAKES HIM LOOK A LITTLE BOXY.

>> WELL DONE.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS C!

>> NO!

>> ALSO VERY BOXY.

>> MORE LIKE MEGA-YAWN. THATCOSTUMED SUCKED.

TAKE THAT GUYS WITHOUTDIDN'T GIVE A [BLEEP].

BONUS POINTS, COMEDIANS GIVEA TAGLINE FOR THE

TRANSFORMER SPIN-OFFFEATURING CARDBOARD BOTS

HARLEY MORENSTEIN.

>> TRANSFORMERS 5, WILLTRANSFORM FOR FOOD.

>> POINTS.

>> ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

>> WE TOOK A LOOK AT #100HAPPYDAYS WHICH STARTED

ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO ANDTRENDING ON INSTAGRAM EVER

SINCE.

IS STEMS FROM THE WEB SITE100HAPPYDAYS.COM

IT CHALLENGS PEOPLE TO POSTONE PICTURE EVERY DAY FOR

100 DAYS OF SOMETHING THATMAKES YOU HAPPY.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING PICTURESGOT THE MOST LIKES ON INSTAGRAM.

>> A THIS GUY WHO WOULD BEHAPPY IF HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS

A CAT.

B, THIS ADORABLE DOG ON ASCOOTER AND HELLO KITTY

HELMET. THE INTERNET JUSTEXPLODED.

>> OH NO.>> RAR, WHAT'S HAPPENING.

>> HASHTAG THUG.>> WHERE'S MY TURN.

>> THAT DOG IS SO CAPABLE.

>> OR C TWO MEN PISSINGTOGETHER.

WHICH ONE OF THOSE.

>> THE DOGS.

>> YOU REALLY WANT IT TO BETHAT ONE, DON'T YOU.

>> SINCERELY AND I WILL GOAFTER THEM AND FOLLOW THEM

INSTANTLY ON INSTAGRAM.

>> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS OFCOURSE THE DOG.

IT IS TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

THIS IS VERY BIG NEWS GIRL MEETSWORLD NEVER AWAITED SEQUEL

TO BOY MEETS WORLD PREMIERSTOMORROW NIGHT BUT IT'S

EXCITING.

A NEW GENERATION GROW UPWONDERING WHY ANYBODY WOULD

NAME THEIR DAUGHTER TOPANGA.

I'M VERY FAMILIAR WITH THIS.

I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT AT ONETIME MAYBE I MADE AN

APPEARANCE ON BOY MEETSWORLD AND I HAD FORGOTTEN

UNTIL YOUTUBE WAS LIKE MAYCHRIS HARDWICK REMEMBER THIS

WELL THAT'S THE END OF THE SHOW.--

>> YOU LOOK LIKE HANNAHHART.

>> I KNOW, I'M A YOUNGHANNAH HART IN THIS PICTURE,

I LOOK LIKE A YOUNG HANNAH HART.

(APPLAUSE)IN HONOR OF GIRL MEETS WORLD

THE HASHTAG IS TV SHOWSEQUELLS, EXAMPLES WOULD BE

THE GOLDEN GIRLS ESTATE SALE ORSEX AND NORTH-- WELL THEY

WERE ALL VERY OLD TO BEGINWITH.

OR SEX AND NORTHERN NEWJERSEY.

OR HOW I WENT OUT FORCIGARETTES AND LEFT YOUR MOTHER

60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK ANDGO. GRACE HELBIG.

>> ADOPTED BLACK.

>> POINTS. HARLEY.

>> BILL NYE THE GUY WHOFINALLY ACCEPTED JESUS.

>> POINTS. I DON'T KNOW IF THATSEQUEL WILL EVER HAPPEN.

>> DR. HOW.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> THREE MEN.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> HANNAH.

>> THERE WENT HONEY BOOBOO.

(LAUGHTER)OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE.

>> POINTS. HARLEY.

>> TO PAROLE A PREDATOR.

>>HOW DID YOU FIND ME! YOU'RE ONPAROLE. POINTS.

HANNAH.

>> THE BIG BANG FACT.

>> SOME DAY, POINTS. GRACE.

>> THE VAMPIRE TUMBLRS.

SINGING TRAINING VIDEOS.

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LEARNSOMETHING PUT IT INTO SONG,

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT FOURTHGRADE TEACHERS IN CORPORATE

AMERICA THINK.

I WILL SHOW YOU MUST CALLTRAINING VIDEOS THAT ARE

SHOWN TO NEW EMPLOYEES AND IWANT TO YOU NAME THE ALBUM

IT APPEARS ON, ALL RIGHT.

FIRST ONE, SELLING A SERVICE:♪ I CAN HELP YOU FIND

ANYTHING YOU COULD WANT.SUH GOODIES THAT I CAN FLAUNT♪

♪SELL IT KEEP GOING ♪

>> SHE RECOVERED.

SHE RECOVERED.

SHE TOTALLY RECOVERED.

THEY ONLY TIME FOR ONE SHOT,THEY WERE LOSING LIGHT.

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT.

>> I WAS JUST GOING TO MAKEA STUPID COMMENT.

I WOULD SAY THEY WOULD ISGOT MORE VIEWS IF THEY LET

HER FALL.

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A MASTER OFYOUTUBE.

>> EXPERT KNOWLEDGE.>> YOU DON'T GET VIEWS FOR

ALMOST FALLING GUYS.

>> WE ARE ALL ALL RACCOONSTHAT GOT TURN INTO PEOPLE.

>> POINTS, WELL DONE.

>>> NEXT ONE THIS CLASSICFAST FOOD TRAINING VIDEO.

>> WORKING THE GRILL ♪♪ FIRST OF ALL YOU GOT TO

CHECK YOUR STUFF LIKE AGRILL-- 250 WITH THE MEAT ♪

AND CHEESE THAT'S READY TOGO ♪

YES, HARLEY.

>> EARTH, WIND AND FIRED.

>> SO GOOD, YEAH, POINTS.

ANYONE ELSE, HANNAH.

>> THE EPIC MEAL TIME ALBUM.

>> POINTS.

>> SO FUN.

NEXT ONE. NEXT ONE. PIER 1.

♪ I LOVE PIER 1 AND I'M BACKAGAIN ♪

♪ I'M FURNISHING MY HOUSE SOI CAN MOVE IN.

WE'LL DO IT IN A STYLE ABOVEREPROACH ♪

♪ GETTING RIGHT WORKING WITHA LIGHTS COACH ♪

>> YES, HARLEY.

>> GET WICKER DIE TRYING.

>> TOTALLY POINTS.

>>> YES GRACE.

>> ON OUR BREAK WE PUTCANDLES UP OUR BUTTS.

>> HANNAH, YOU WANT TO THROW ONEIN.

>> CARPET DIEM.

MUFF OR MUFFIN.

(APPLAUSE)>> NO, STOP IT!

STOP IT!

>> I JUST WANTED TO FEELSOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S TWO THINGS TO KEEPPEOPLE COMING BACK TO THE

INTERNET, PORN AND CATVIDEOS. SO WE'RE GOING TO READ A

YOUTUBE COMMENT, YOU GUESS IFIT'S FROM A CAT VIDEO BY SAY

MUFFIN OR A PORN VIDEO INWHICH CASE YOU WOULD SAY

MUFF.

FIRST ONE IS THIS COMMENT FROMA CAT VIDEO OR PORN VIDEO.

I HAD TO PUNCH A WALL TOFEEL MANLY AGAIN.

>> SORRY I'M A FAST READER.

>> YOU COME OUT OF THECANADIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM,

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

>> I AM GOING TO SAY MUFFIN.

>> WAIT, WAIT IS MUFFINVAGINA.

>> NO.

>> YEAH, OKAY, MUFFIN. LET'SFIND OUT.

>> IT'S A CAT VIDEO.

>> YEAH!

>> WHY WON'T SOMEBODY FEEDTHEM.

>> I THINK THE TITLE SHOULDBE PUSSY OR PASTRY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

I WILL GIVE YOU 100 POINTSFOR THAT.

>> YES, YES.

>> NEXT ONE.

>> I COULD DO WITHOUT THEMUSIC.

>> MUFF.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

>> WHEN I DOUBT.

>> NO, IT'S A CAT VIDEO.

BAD YOUTUBE SUPERCUTS.

(APPLAUSE)>>HAVE EVER WANTED TO WASTE

YOUR PRECIOUS TIME, WELL THENWHY NOT GO ON YOUTUBE AND FALL

DOWN THE WELL OF SUPERCUTS.

MATICULOUS FAN VIDEOS CATALOGINGEVERYTHING FROM MOVIE

CHARACTERS SAYING WE'RE NOTIN KANSAS ANY MORE TO WILL

SMITH JUST MAKING WEIRD GUTTERALNOISES.

TO ILLUSTRATE WE MADE ASPECIAL @MIDNIGHT SUPERCUT.

TAKE A LOOK.

>> POINTS.

>> POINTS.

>> POINTS.

>> POINTS.

>> POINTS.

>> YEAH, OKAY, POINTS.

>> POINTS.

>> POINTS.

>> POINTS.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> I ANNOY MYSELF.

NO POINTS.

>> YOU STILL LOOK GOOD.

>> YOU SEEM VERY EMOTIONALLYSTABLE AND WELL DEVELOPED

SOCIALLY.

>> WHAT IS HAPPENING?

COMEDIANS I WANT TO YOU GIVEME THE TITLES OF THE WORST

YOUTUBE SUPERCUTS EVER. I'MGOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON, GO.

>> PAULA DEEN'S MOST AUDIBLEQUEEFS.

(LAUGHTER)>> THERE IS ANOTHER ONE

WHERE I KIND OF HEAR IT.

>> PORN STARS CLEARLYFIGHTING BACK TEARS.

>> POINTS.

>> QVC HOSTS TALK ABOUTTHEIR INSECURITIES.

>> POINTS. GRACE.

>> KID ROCK MOUTH BREATHINGMONTAGE.

>> HANNAH.

>> TIME WHEN THE SNLAUDIENCE ISN'T LAUGHING.

>> GRACE.

>> KENDLE JENNER READS OUTLOUD.

>> POINTS.

>> HARLEY.

>> BEE ARTHUR ADJUSTING HERTUTTLE NECK.

>> I LOVE TO SEE THAT,POINTS.

>> GOLDEN GIRLS NIP SLIPS>> POINTS.

>> I THINK THOSE WOULD COME FROMBLANCH DEVEREAUX.

>> LARRY KING GETS A SPRAYTAN SIX HOUR LOOP.

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