Michael Jackson Halloween

  • 10/31/2012

Noah really gets into his Halloween costume, and white zombies attack.

- THE POWER OF CHRISTCOMPELS YOU!

- [screeches][bleep] YOUR MOTHER!

- THE POWER OF CHRISTCOMPELS YOU!

- [growling]- THE POWER OF CHRIST

COMPELS YOU!- YOUR MOTHER'S IN HELL!

- THE POWER OF CHRISTCOMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRISTCOMPELS YOU!

- I'LL SUCK YOUR [bleep].

LET ME SUCK YOUR [bleep],MOTHER[bleep].

[groans]

- COULD YOU PLEASECLEAR THE ROOM?

[scary soul music]

- HAPPY HALLOWEEN,EVERYBODY.

- WELCOME.- HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

THIS IS OUR--- ALL HALLOW'S EVE, YES.

- OUR HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION.- MM-HMM, YES.

- UM, WE ARE--WE'RE FANS OF HORROR MOVIES.

- AND THERE'SSEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS.

THERE'S SEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS.- THERE'S--RIGHT.

THERE'S THE KIND WHERETHERE'S LITTLE ASIAN CHILDREN

THAT SOUND LIKEPENELOPE CRUZ.

- YUP, YEAH.[laughs]

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?MY FAVORITE--

MY FAVORITE HORROR MOVIESARE THE POSSESSION ONES.

- OH, YES, YES.- AND SINCE I'VE BEEN

IN CALIFORNIA,

I WILL GO SEE A HORROR MOVIEAT 12:00 AT NIGHT.

I WENT AND SAW PARANORMAL ACTIVITY,

THERE WAS A FAMILYOF 75 MEXICAN PEOPLE

IN FRONT OF ME.

AND 90% OF THEM WEREUNDER THE AGE OF FOUR.

AND--AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOSTMESSED UP THING ABOUT IT IS,

LIKE CLOCKWORK,ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE,

AT SOME POINT...- YEAH, YEAH.

- SOMEBODY GOES,"OH, NO, IT'S NOT A GHOST,

IT'S A DEMON."THE ENTIRE MEXICAN FAMILY.

"OH, NO, [bleep] THIS.WE DON'T [bleep] WITH THAT."

- [mumbling]

- RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY ACTION.- EVERYBODY, THERE'S THE KID--

[humming]- OH, COME ON, THIS IS--

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.- THEY'RE ALL LEAVING.

THEY'RE ALL LEAVING,THE WHOLE FAMILY.

- THIS IS A--YOU KNOW--- EN MASSE, OUT THE DOOR.

- IT'S A HORROR MOVIE,IT'S ALWAYS DIABLO!

- YEAH, WHAT DID YOU THINKWAS GONNA HAPPEN?

- [laughs]

- OH, HERE WE GO,WE GOT MORE.

HEY!

WHAT'S UP, TED AND ANNETTE?COME ON IN.

YES. FANGS FOR COMING.[laughs]

HAVE A BLOODY GOOD TIME.

AWESOME.OH! OH.

- [sings like Michael Jackson]♪ EE-HEE!

- THERE HE IS.WHAT'S UP, NOAH?

- ♪ SHAM ON! - MICHAEL JACKSON.

- ♪ [vocalizing] - OH, HERE IT IS.

- ♪ HEE-HEE! - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.

- ♪ HEE-HEE! - THAT'S MICHAEL JACKSON.

- ♪ HEE-HEE! - ALL RIGHT.

- ♪ HEE-EE HEE!

- GREAT!- OW!

- NICE.- ♪ HO!

♪ SHAM! - OH, THERE WE GO.

- ♪ SHAM! - THERE WE GO.

- ♪ SHAM! - ALL RIGHT, THREE'S THE CHARM.

- ♪ SHAM ON! - FOUR.

- HA!- ALL RIGHT, WELL--

- ♪ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY?

- OH! HE'S LEANING.HE'S LEANING.

- ♪ ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? - ALL RIGHT.

ARE YOU OKAY?- ♪ ANNIE

♪ ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE?

♪ YOU'VE BEEN TOUCHED BYA SMOOTH CRIMINAL ♪

- VERY NICE.- HA!

- OH, HERE WE GO.- ♪ SHAMONE! HA!

- OH, MORE KICKS.- HA! CLOSER! CLOSER!

- MORE KICKS. YOU'RE--- CLOSE TO YOUR FACE!

- YOU--AH! YOU ALMOST HIT ME THERE.

- ♪ [vocalizing] - YOU'RE REALLY GETTING--

- ♪ SHAM ON! - NO MORE SHAMONES.

- ♪ [vocalizing]HOO HOO! ♪

- YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE?

- OH! HA! HA!

- THAT'S ANNOYING.THAT IS VERY ANNOY--

STOP. STOP! J--DON'T DO IT ANYMORE.

- HA!

♪ YO! SHAMONE! - GREAT.

JUST KEEP DOING THE SHAMONE.- OH!

- THAT'S THE ONE--- ♪ WHERE THE CHILDREN AT?

♪ HEE! HEE! - "WHERE THE CHILDREN AT?"

- ♪ JESUS JUICE! HO! - THAT'S IN BAD TASTE.

THIS ISN'T--- [growls]

- DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT THAT IS.

- THRILLER EYES.

♪ SHAMONE! - WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- ♪ JAM IT ON!JAM IT ON! ♪

- NO, YOU'RE CUT OFFOF SHAMONES.

- I'M--OH, OKAY.HA!

- YOU ARE--HE DOESN'TSLAP HIS ASS LIKE THAT,

SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT--OKAY.

- ♪ NAH-NAH-NAH,NAH-NAH-NAH, NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪

♪ NAH-NAH - NO, HE DOESN'T--

I'VE NEVER SEEN HIMHIT HIS ASS--

HEY. BUT NO--- O-OH!

[prolonged yell]- HEY--CAN WE JUST--HEY--

- [prolonged yell]- HEY, MAN--

- [prolonged yell]- HEY, STOP--STOP IT! STOP IT!

STOP IT!

THE [bleep] COSTUME'SAWFUL,

THE IMPRESSION IS STUPIDAND PLAYED OUT,

EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHERWAS MICHAEL JACKSON

THREE YEARS AGOWHEN HE DIED!

- HE DIED?

- OH.- WAIT--WAIT, HE DIED?

- OH, NOAH.

- [sighs]- OH, NOAH--

- ♪ BOO HOO

- WHAT?NO, WAIT--WAIT A SECOND.

DON'T SAD-MOONWALK AWAY.

- ♪ MM, BOO HOO

- YOU KNOW WHAT? LET--- ♪ BOO HOO!

- HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

[ominous music]

- [breathing heavily]ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT'SCLOSE BY--WE'LL BE SAFE THERE.

- OKAY.- STAY CLOSE.

- [blows air]- I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

- [snarling]

all: [screaming]

[screaming and whimpering]

- OH, MY GOD!- OH, MY GOD!

- THEY GOT BRAD!- [whimpers]

- THEY GOT BRAD!THEY GOT BRAD!

- HEY, THEY DIDN'T GET US!THEY DIDN'T GET US!

- [whimpers]- OKAY? WE'RE STILL ALIVE.

- YEAH, RIGHT.- KEEP IT TOGETHER.

- YEAH, OKAY.- WE GOTTA MAKE IT

TO THAT SHERIFF'S STATION.- RIGHT.

OH, MY GOD.

- [gasps]

- [screaming]

- WE GOTTA GO THROUGH 'EM.JUST STAY TOGETHER,

KEEP MOVING,AND DON'T GET BIT.

GO!

- [whimpering]

- ARE YOU GETTING THIS?- YEAH, WHAT IS UP?

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.LET'S GO.

- THIS ISSOME CRAZY [bleep].

IT'S--WHAT?

- UM--

- OH.- AIN'T THAT SOME [bleep]?

- THESE ARE SOME RACISTMOTHER-[bleep] ZOMBIES!

- WHY WOULD YOU EVENLOCK THE DOOR?

I MEAN, THE WINDOW'S BROKEN,AND--

- [gasps]- OKAY.

- OH! OH, HELL, NO.

- THAT'S--- NO, NO, NO.

OH, COME ON!

- WHAT IS THAT?

- THEY SERIOUSLYWOULDN'T LET HER EAT US.

- THAT'S--- HEY, GUYS.

ISN'T THIS GREAT?

THESE RACIST ZOMBIESARE LEAVING US ALONE.

COME ON,WE'RE HAVING A PARTY.

[funk music]

- THE BEER IS HERE!

[cheering]

AND LOOK WHO I BROUGHT.COME ON, MAN.

[cheering]

[ominous music]

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