Not Without My Mustache

  • Season 2, Ep 7
  • 07/21/2004

As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.

Dangle: OH, YEAH!

WELL, IT'SA VERY EXCITING DAY FOR US.

WE HAD A LITTLE MONEY LEFT OVERIN THE BUDGET LAST YEAR,

AND WE FINALLY GOT OURSELVES

ONE OF THESE NEWFANGLEDBOMB ROBOTS

THEY'RE MAKING OVER IN ISRAEL.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HEY, BOMB ROBOT,HAVE A COLD ONE.

Dangle: [ Monotone ]"YES, DELICIOUS HUMAN BEER."

BEER FOR ROBOT.

CAN HE DO A TOAST?

BEER FORMY ROBOT HOMIES.

Jones: OH-OH.

BA-DA-BA-BA-BA-DA.

GO, ROBOT, ROBOT.

Dangle: DANGER.DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER.

OH!

OHH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AHHHHHH!

AHH!

SORRY.I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!

YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!I DID NOT DO IT ON PURPOSE!

YOU KNOW WHATTHE PSYCHIC SAID!

I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.AAH, GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!

Williams: OH.

OH, MAN.

[ CRYING ]

COME HERE, JONESY.

OF COURSE I DID ITON PURPOSE, BUT IT DIDN'TLOOK LIKE I WAS LOOKING.

BY SIGNING THIS PETITION.

IF YOU'D SIGN IT TONIGHT,

THAT'LL LET USKEEP OUR MOUSTACHES,

WHICH WILL LET USKEEP YOU SAFE,

SO WE'D APPRECIATEYOUR SIGNATURES TONIGHT.

OKAY.

FANTASTIC.

CAN WE SIGNOUR CHARACTER NAMES?

SURE, YEAH, GO AHEAD.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,HONEY!

THANK YOU!

IT'S A RIFLE!

IT'S POINTINGRIGHT AT ME.

IT'S POINTINGAT RIGHT ME, TRUDY.

IT'S LOADED,TOO -- CAREFUL.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH, OH!OH, OH!OH, OH!

OKAY.

Williams:HEY, GET IT!

Dangle: TRUDY...I CAN GET IT!

OH, SHE'S GOINGOVER THE WALL.

SHE'S GOING, IT'S GOOD --IT'LL BE A FUN DAY FOR HER.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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