In this episode, the Catholic Church searches for life on other planets. Start typing, Dan Brown. Then, the White House launches Recovery.gov. It's the first non-porn website to use the words "stimulus" and "jobs." And my guest, Sherman Alexie, is the Native American author of the book, "War Dances," or as they call it, "Maize." Only 24 more shopping days to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. This is The Colbert Report.