In this episode, the Tea Party is winning midterm primaries. So people of Narnia, fret not, for soon you will have a new king. Then, my guest is executive director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero. I was hoping to get his brother George, head of the zombie union. It's the first day of school. Guys, do not hit on your teacher. Play it cool. Let her come to you. This is The Colbert Report.