November 17, 2014 - Bernie Sanders

  • 11/17/2014

U2's Bono loses his luggage in midair, "Good Morning America" offers sensational survival tips, and Senator Bernie Sanders discusses health care and his plans for 2016.

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN")>> Stephen: COME ON!

WELCOME TO "THE REPORT. GOOD TOHAVE YOU WITH US.

IN THERE, OUT THERE, ALL OVERTHE WORLD. MR AND MRS AMERICA

AND ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA

THANK YOU SO MUCH, HEROES!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOUSO MUCH FOR COMING.

FOLKS --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

FOLKS, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

WE'VE GOT HUGE NEWS TO GET TORIGHT OFF THE BAT.

NATION, I'M NO FAN OF BICYCLES.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S LIKE TAKING A SPIN CLASS

JUST TO GET TO MY SPIN CLASS.

(LAUGHTER)NO THANKS.

PLUS THEY'RE ALWAYS CROWDING THETINY LANE I USE WHEN THERE'S

TOO MUCH TRAFFIC.(LAUGHTER)

WELL, OVER THE PAST WEEKEND,BICYCLES

OR "BIKES," AS THE GANGBANGERSCALL THEM, CLAIMED THEIR LATEST

VICTIM.

>> BONO RECOVERING FROM A NASTYSPILL IN NEW YORK'S CENTRAL

PARK.

THE U2 FRONT MAN INJURED HIS ARMAFTER FALLING OFF HIS BICYCLE.

IN FACT, HE'S GOING TO HAVE TOHAVE SURGERY.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

BONO BROKE HIS BONE-O.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S A DANGEROUS CITY, FOLKS.

THEY SAY GIULIANI CLEANED IT UP,BUT NEW YORKERS STILL LIVE WITH

THE LOOMING THREAT OF THEGROUND.

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED "THE

MEAN STREETS."

AND THIS ACCIDENT CAPS OFF AWEEK THAT WAS ALREADY NO BUENO

FOR BONO.

>> THERE'S WORD THAT BONO FROMU2 LOST HIS LUGGAGE.

>> HIS PRIVATE LEARJETSOMEHOW LOSING THE REAR CARGO

DOOR 8,000 FEET ABOVE THEGROUND, LUGGAGE FLYING OUT.

>> INVESTIGATORS SAY THE DOORAND SEVERAL PIECES OF LUGGAGE

LANDED SOMEWHERE ON THEOUTSKIRTS OF GERMANY'S CAPITAL.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

BONO'S BAGS FELL OUT OF HISPRIVATE PLANE.

AND AFTER THREE DAYS OF INTENSESEARCHING, BONO...

"STILL HASN'T FOUND WHAT HE'SLOOKING FOR."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)NATURALLY, THIS TRAGIC INCIDENT

SET OFF A WILD FRENZY OFSPECULATION THAT CAN ONLY

BE DESCRIBED AS THE "TODAYSHOW."

(LAUGHTER)>> CAN YOU IMAGINE FINDING

BONO'S LUGGAGE?

>> HOW EXCITING.

DRESSING LIKE A ROCK STAR.

YOU'RE PLOWING THE FIELDS,NEXT THING YOU KNOW, BONO'S

LUGGAGE FALLS FROM THE SKY.

>> Stephen: YEAH, I MEAN, CANYOU IMAGINE WHAT

IT'S LIKE TO BE MINDING YOUR OWNBUSINESS AND, SUDDENLY, A BUNCH

OF BONO'S STUFF DROPS INTO YOURLIFE?

(LAUGHTER)ONLY IF YOU BOUGHT THE NEW

iPhone.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OR IF YOU'RE ME, BECAUSE THROUGH

MY CONNECTIONS AT THE GERMANEMBASSY, I HAVE ACQUIRED BONO'S

LUGGAGE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)IT'S VERY COMPLICATED.

FOLKS, FOLKS, THIS IS WHAT WECALL AN EXCLUSIVE.

'CAUSE EVERYONE'S SEEN U2PERFORMING ON TELEVISION, BUT

NOBODY'S SEEN ME RIFLING THROUGHBONO'S UNDIES.

(CHEERING)OR I SHOULD SAY, PAUL DAVID

HEWSON'S UNDIES.

YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW THAT WAS HISNAME?

IT'S ON HIS UNDIES.

(LAUGHTER)WHAT ELSE WE GOT IN HERE?

TOWELS.

LOOKS LIKE HE STOLE A LOT OFTOWELS FROM A HOTEL

HERE WE GO, WE'VE GOT A POST-ITNOTE REMINDING HIM OF THE

NON-EDGE BAND MEMBER'S NAMES.(LAUGHTER)

AND THIS IS NICE, IT'S AHANDWRITTEN LIST OF

HISTORICAL TRAGEDIES THAT WOULDMAKE GOOD SONGS.

(LAUGHTER)I ALSO HAVE THE EDGE'S DUFFLE

BAG.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT INHERE, WE'VE GOT THE

KNIT CAP, KNIT CAP --(LAUGHTER)

IT'S ALL KNIT CAPS.(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ANYWAY, GUYS, I'D BE HAPPY TOMAIL THESE

BAGS TO YOU, BUT I KNOW YOU LIVEWHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME.

THE THUNDERING HERD TONIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)'COURSE, ME HAVING THAT LUGGAGE

IS A MAJOR SCOOP BECAUSE, RIGHTNOW, WE'RE IN THE THICK OF WHAT

WE IN THE TV BIZ CALL "SWEEPS,"WHEN BROADCASTERS PULL OUT ALL

THE STOPS TO BOOST RATINGS.

OVER THE YEARS, THEY'VETRIED EVERYTHING FROM ADORABLE

ANIMALS TO ON-AIR COLONOSCOPIES,TO LESBIAN KISSES, TO NEIL

CAVUTO'S TOPLESS WEEK. BUT AS ABROADCAST JOURNALIST,

I BELIEVE ALL THAT ARE JUSTCHEAP PUBLICITY

STUNTS, AND SO DO THESE LESBIANPUPPIES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

AND HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITHSWEEPS, THESE LESBIAN PUPPIES

ARE GONNA GIVE ME ARECTAL EXAM.

I'M GONNA JAM A VIENNA SAUSAGEUP THERE AND LET THEM DIG FOR

POLYPS.

ANYWAY THAT'S TOMORROW NIGHT.

SO SET YOUR TiV0s.

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO BLOWING ITOUT FOR RATINGS, NO ONE BLOWS

HARDER THAN "GOOD MORNINGAMERICA."

THEIR ACTUAL NEWS GUY, MATTGUTMAN, DEDICATED MUCH OF LAST

WEEK TO SOMETHING EVERY AMERICANCAN RELATE TO -- FIGHTING OFF

BEARS AND SHARKS.

>> BACK NOW AT 7:42 WITH THEKICKOFF OF GMA SURVIVAL WEEK.

WE HAD TO SPEND A DAY WITH A1,300-POUND GRIZZLY.

I EVEN FELT ITS HOT BREATH ON MYFACE.

THIS TIME I HAD TO JUMP INTO THEDEEP END TO LEARN HOW TO FEND

OFF SHARKS WITH MY HANDS ANDFEET.

THIS MORNING, WE ASK WHAT WOULDYOU DO IF THE PLANE YOU WERE ON

PLUNGED INTO THE WATER?

>> YES, THAT IS NEWS YOU CANUSE.

NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO IF THEPLANE I'M ON CRASHES INTO

SHARK INFESTED WATERS, AND THEPILOT IS A GRIZZ!

(LAUGHTER)AND FOLKS, YOU KNOW I BELIEVE

BEARS ARE GODLESS KILLINGMACHINES.

OKAY?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)IT WAS THESE BEAR TIPS I FOUND

PARTICULARLY USEFUL.

>> I'M SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS A 1,300-POUND GRIZZLYBEAR WRESTLING WITH A 200-POUND

MAN.

>> WRESTLE!

WRESTLE!

>> IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU SEE AMAN PUT HIS HEAD INSIDE A

GRIZZLY'S MOUTH WILLINGLY.

DOES IT HURT TO HAVE YOUR HEADINSIDE OF A BEAR'S MOUTH?

>> NOT REALLY.

OKAY, KIDS.

G.M.A. SAYS IF A BEAR ISATTACKING YOU, THE BEST LINE OF

DEFENSE IS TO LODGE YOUR HEAD INITS JAWS.

AFTER YOU SLAP HIM SOME 69.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERING)

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERING)

I THINK WE HAVE THE STATE DRUMLINE HERE TONIGHT!

AND ONCE THE MAULING ISUNDERWAY, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS

YOU CAN DO TO REMAIN MINIMALLYCHEWED.

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO SURPRISETHEM.

YOU WANT TO LET THEM KNOW THATYOU'RE IN THE AREA.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TOCALCULATE, DO YOU RUN?

DO YOU STAND?

>> NEVER RUN.

ABSOLUTELY NEVER RUN UNDER ANYCONDITIONS.

YOU WOULD TALK IN MONOTONES.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG HERE.

THEN SLOWLY BACK AWAY.

>> Stephen: YES, VERYIMPORTANT.

TALK IN MONOTONES.

(IN SOFT VOICE... )HEY, BEAR, LET'S TALK THIS OUT.

YOU'RE OKAY.

YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ME.

I SAW A CHUBBY KID BACK DOWN THETRAIL.

YOU SHOULD EAT HIM.

HERE'S SOME BARBECUE SAUCE.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

FOLKS, THESE G.M.A. TIPS AREABSOLUTELY CRITICAL TO SURVIVE

AN ATTACK THAT G.M.A. JUST ASCRITICALLY ADMITS WILL NEVER

HAPPEN.

>> EXPERTS SAY YOU'RE 250 TIMESMORE LIKELY TO DIE OF A

LIGHTNING STRIKE THAN A BEARATTACK.

>> THAT MAY BE.

BUT THERE'S AN EASY WAY TOREDUCE YOUR CHANCES OF DYING

FROM LIGHTNING.

SINCE IT NEVER STRIKES TWICE,MAKE SURE TO GET STRUCK BY

LIGHTNING ONCE.

AND, FOLKS, IT TURNS OUT THEREARE A LOT OF THINGS MORE

DANGEROUS THAN SHARKS AND BEARS.

FOR INSTANCE, SHARKS INJUREABOUT 13 AMERICANS A YEAR.

WHILE AS MANY AS 13,250 ARE HURTBY BUCKETS AND PAILS.

AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THEDANGER COULD BE LURKING IN YOUR

CLOSET.

TONIGHT, I LAUNCH MY OWNRATINGS-BOOSTING SURVIVAL

SEGMENT.

>> EPIC PAIL, TO HELL IN A HANDBUCKET.

>> Stephen: TONIGHT, I'M GONNATELL YOU

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TOPROTECT YOURSELF FROM GETTING

CROSSED OFF A BUCKET'S BUCKETLIST.

LET'S BRING HIM OUT.

OKAY, EVERYBODY STAY CALM.

OKAY.

THERE WE ARE.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS HERE IS GOLIATH.

HE'S A 2.5-GALLON GALVANIZEDMALE, AS YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL.

WHILE BUCKETS ARE POWERFUL, THEYCAN BE APPROACHED SAFELY, IF YOU

OBSERVE THESE TIPS.

FIRST, NEVER SURPRISE THEBUCKET.

ALWAYS LET IT KNOW YOU'REAPPROACHING.

HEY, BIG FELLA.

HI!

HI!

HOW ARE YA?

YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT MAYBEWASHING THE WINDOWS!

(LAUGHTER)NEVER RUN.

UNDER ANY CONDITIONS.

THE BUCKET CAN'T FOLLOW YOU.

AND YOU WILL NO LONGER BE WITHTHE BUCKET.

EVERYBODY STAY CALM.

ALL RIGHT.

AND NEVER SPEAK DIRECTLY INTOTHE BUCKET.

HELLO!

SEE?

YOU HEAR THAT?

SEE?

IT ECHOES AND YOUR SOUND GUYWILL NOT LIKE IT.

(LAUGHTER)IF YOU FOLLOW THESE STEPS,

THERE'S NO REASON YOU AND THEBUCKET CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS.

WATCH THIS.

HEY, FELLA!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

HEY, WRESTLE, WRESTLE.

SEE?

WE'RE HAVING FUN.

I CAN EVEN PUT MY HEAD IN HISMOUTH.

HEY, HEY, NO, IT'S OKAY!

SEE? WE'RE HAVING FUN.

OH, GOD!

OH GOD, IT'S GOT ME! JAY THEINTERN!

JAY THE INTERN, SAVE ME!

SOMEBODY PLEASE!

WHY DIDN'T G.M.A. WARN ME ABOUTTHIS?! GOOD MORNING AMERICA,

YOU SHOULD'VE WARNED ME ABOUTBUCKETS!

THANK YOU, JAY!

OH, JAY!

OH, JAY, THE INTERN!

YOU SAVED ME.

WHAT!

I, STEPHEN COLBERT, WAS SAVEDBY...

A BEAR?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALL THIS TIME, I HAVE BEEN WRONG

ABOUT YOU.

YOU'RE NOT HERE TO KILL US,YOU'RE HERE TO HELP.

ON BEHALF OF ALL BEARS, WILL YOUFORGIVE ME?

(CHEERING)(SINGING)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪

(LAUGHTER)>> AHHH!

HEY!

YOU'RE LEAVING?

I WAS GOING TO MAKE BREAKFAST.

OH...

YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK IN THEFOREST.

OKAY.

WELL, UM...

CALL ME, OKAY?

(LAUGHTER)HE'S TOTALLY GONNA CALL ME.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. MYGUEST TONIGHT, IS A JUNIOR

SENATOR FROM VERMONT AND A SELFDESCRIBED SOCIALIST

I WILL EQUALLY DISTRIBUTE MYRAGE AT HIM

PLEASE WELCOME BERNIE SANDERS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)SENATOR SANDERS, THANKS SO MUCH

FOR COMING ON!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)YOU ARE JUNIOR SENATOR FROM

VERMONT, THE LONGEST SERVINGINDEPENDENT IN CONGRESS.

>> AND PROUD OF IT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: THE FIRST

SELF-DESCRIBED SOCIALIST TO BEELECTED TO THE SENATE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FIRST OF ALL, AS A 73-YEAR-OLD

MAN, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THEJUNIOR SENATOR?

DO YOU EVER SHAKE YOUR FIST ATPAT LEAHY AND SAY

"GET OUT OF TOWN, OLD MAN!"

>> NO, HE AND I ARE PRETTY GOODFRIENDS.

>> Stephen: BUT COMPARED TOYOU, HE IS, LIKE, RUSH LIMBAUGH.

HE IS SO RIGHT WING.

HE'S A DEMOCRAT.

YOU'RE A SOCIALIST!

THAT'S THE BOGEYMAN OFWASHINGTON!

DO YOU FRIGHTEN PEOPLE WHEN YOUWALK AROUND THE CAPITOL?

ARE THEY AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TOTAKE THEIR TRACTOR AND GIVE IT

TO THE WHOLE VILLAGE?

>> HOPEFULLY, WE FRIGHTEN THEBILLIONAIRE CLASS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HOPEFULLY, WE FRIGHTEN THE

INSURANCE COMPANIES(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BECAUSE WE ARE THE ONLY MAJORCOUNTRY ON EARTH THAT DOESN'T

HAVE A HEALTHCARE SYSTEMGUARANTEEING HEALTHCARE TO ALL

PEOPLE.

>> Stephen: BUT IT'S THEGREATEST HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN

THE WORLD. (AUDIENCE BOOS)

>> Stephen: DON'T BOO MYGUEST, PLEASE.

>> Stephen: IT'S THE GREATESTHEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN THE WORLD.

>> YOU ARE RIGHT -- IF YOU HAVEA LOT OF MONEY, IT IS AN

EXCELLENT HEALTHCARE SYSTEM.

>> Stephen: I HAVE A LOT OFMONEY.

(LAUGHTER)>> WELL, FOR MANY OTHER FOLKS,

FOR THE 40 MILLION WHO HAVE NOHEALTH INSURANCE, IT AIN'T SUCH

A GOOD SYSTEM.

>> Stephen: I THOUGHTObamaCare WAS GOING TO FIX

THAT, SIR, OR DID YOU SELL US ABILL OF GOODS?

>> OBAMACARE PROVIDED HEALTHINSURANCE FOR ABOUT 10 MILLION

MORE AMERICANS BUT WE REMAIN THEONLY COUNTRY ON EARTH THAT

DOESN'T GUARANTEE HEALTHCARE TOALL OUR PEOPLE AND WE HAVE TO

CHANGE THAT.

HEALTHCARE SHOULD BE A RIGHT(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: I AGREE WITH YOUHALFWAY.

I AGREE WITH YOU HALFWAY.

WE ARE THE ONLY MAJOR COUNTRY ONEARTH -- PERIOD.

(LAUGHTER)EVERYBODY ELSE IS JUST A PLACE

THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE AMERICA.

>> I'M NOT SO SURE.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT'SHAPPENING IN AMERICAN POLITICS

RIGHT NOW.

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, YOULIBERAL TYPES GOT YOUR ASSES

HANDED TO YOU BY THEREPUBLICANS.

OKAY, DEMOCRATS GOT SLAUGHTERED.

SOCIALISTS ACTUALLY DID BETTER.

YOU GUYS DIDN'T LOSE ANY SEATS.

(LAUGHTER)HOW BAD IS IT FOR THE DEMOCRATS

IF THE SOCIALISTS DID BETTERTHAN THE DEMOCRATS?

DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S AREJECTION?

A RED TIDE SWEPT ACROSS THENATION.

WE HAVE REJECTED LIBERALPHILOSOPHY.

>> I WILL TELL YOU, STEPHEN,WHAT I THINK REALLY HAPPENED IS

ABOUT 64% OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLEREJECTED THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM.

THEY REJECTED WASHINGTON AS ITNOW FUNCTIONS.

THEY REJECTED A POLITICAL SYSTEMAND A CONGRESS WHICH SPENDS MORE

TIME REPRESENTING THE WEALTHYAND THE POWERFUL THAN ORDINARY

AMERICANS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: WE'LL TAKE A

LITTLE BREAK.

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLEBREAK AND WE'LL COME BACK.

I'VE GOT A QUESTION ABOUT YOURAMBITIONS, ALL RIGHT?

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: STICK AROUND,SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.

WE'RE HERE WITH SENATOR BERNIESANDERS.

YOU'RE A GUY WHO'S A RABBLEROUSER, YOU WHIP PEOPLE UP.

(LAUGHTER)THAT MAY PLAY IN VERMONT, BUT

THERE IS TALK YOU MAY BETHROWING YOUR HAT INTO THE

PRESIDENTIAL RING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)SIR, I ONLY HAVE 15 MORE SHOWS,

IF YOU WANT THE COLBERT BUMP.

(LAUGHTER)ARE YOU READY TO DECLARE TONIGHT

IN FRONT OF THESE GOOD PEOPLE --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I CAN'T CONTROL THEM!

THEY LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ONMY SHOW.

(LAUGHTER)WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOME

NEWS?

>> THE NEWS IS I AM THINKINGABOUT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE ACAMPAIGN MANAGER.

IS HE DOING NOTHING?

IS THAT JUST SOCIALIST HANDOUTS?

(LAUGHTER)>> WE HAVEN'T PUT ANYBODY ON THE

CAMPAIGN STAFF YET.

WHAT WE HAVE TO ASCERTAIN ISWHETHER OR NOT IN THIS COUNTRY

THIS IS THE APPETITE AND THEWILLINGNESS TO PUT TOGETHER A

STRONG GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT TOTAKE ON THE BILLIONAIRE CLASS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THAT'S A VERY DIFFICULT

UNDERTAKING, AND WHEN YOU'RERUNNING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE

UNLIMITED SUMS OF MONEY, THEQUESTION IS HOW YOU RAISE THE

$20 AND $40 CONTRIBUTIONS THEMONEY YOU NEED TO RUN A SERIOUS

CAMPAIGN.

THOSE ARE THE ISSUES WE'RELOOKING AT.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

YOU BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENTCAN...

ACHIEVE THINGS?

(LAUGHTER)A CONTROVERSIAL STANCE.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: CAN YOU NAME ACOUNTRY WHERE THAT'S WORKED OUT?

>> I THINK ONE OF THE SAD THINGSABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS IS WE

DON'T KNOW A WHOLE LOT ABOUTWHAT'S GOING ON IN A NUMBER OF

OTHER COUNTRIES.

IN DENMARK, FOR EXAMPLE, YOUHAVE A VERY GOOD HEALTHCARE

SYSTEM WHICH PROVIDES QUALITYCARE FOR ALL ITS PEOPLE WITHOUT

OUT-OF-POCKET EXPENSE, AT A TIMEWHEN OUR YOUNG PEOPLE BY THE

MILLIONS ARE HAVING A HARD TIMEAFFORDING TO GO TO COLLEGE, ARE

GRADUATING DEEPLY IN DEBT, INDENMARK, COLLEGE AND GRADUATE

SCHOOL IS WITHOUT ANYOUT-OF-POCKET EXPENSE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: I DO WANT TO POINT

ONE THING OUT TO YOU, SENATOR,IS THAT DENMARK HAS 5.5 MILLION

PEOPLE, AND I HAVE MORE THANTHAT ON MY TWITTER FEED.

SO I'M GOING TO TWEET SOMETHINGHERE TONIGHT.

HOLD ON.

SUCK IT, DENMARK.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT.

FOLKS, RETWEET THAT.

IF I GET MORE RETWEETS THANTHERE ARE PEOPLE IN DENMARK,

YOU HAVE TO MOVE THERE.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

SENATOR, THANK YOU SO MUCH FORJOINING ME!

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS -- MAYBEFOR PRESIDENT!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THEREPORT," EVERYBODY!

GOOD NIGHT!