September 14, 2015 - Oath Keepers & Donald Trump's Tweets

  • 09/14/2015

A militia group vows to protect Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, and Larry examines Donald Trump's effect on political discourse with Mike Yard, Brooke Van Poppelen and Mac Miller.

OH, MY GOODNESS!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

(AUDIENCE CHANTING LARRY)SUCH A GREAT CROWD.

I LOVE IT WHEN PART OF THE CROWDGIVES YOU A STANDING OVATION AND

THE REST OF THE CROWD GOES, OH,LARRY...

LARRY...

VERY KIND OF YOU.

I APPRECIATE IT.

(LAUGHTER)I AM THE AFOREMENTIONED LARRY,

LARRY, LARRY, LARRY...

FIRST THINGS FIRST.

SECOND MONDAY OF THE MONTH.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS -- TIMEFOR OUR RECURRING SEGMENT "BLACK

TENNIS ROUNDUP".

♪♪(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THAT IS A VERY LIMITED MONTAGE.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> IN WHAT MANY ARE CALLING ONEOF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IN TENNIS

HISTORY, WILLIAMS LOST TOITALIAN ROBERTA VINCI.

>> Larry: SERENA LOST, DAMMIT!

(AUDIENCE REACTS)ALL RIGHT, THIS HAS BEEN "BLACK

TENNIS ROUNDUP."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OH, WAIT...

SORRY?

THERE IS MORE BLACK TENNIS NEWS!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE EFFING KIDDINGME.

GUYS, WE NEVER HAVE BLACK TENNISNEWS PLURAL!

OKAY, WHO ELSE LOST?

>> TENNIS STAR JAMES BLAKE ISOUTSIDE A HOTEL TEXTING WHEN

SUDDENLY A PLAIN-CLOTHES POLICEOFFICER APPROACHES HIM AND

TACKLES HIM TO THE GROUND.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> Larry: WAIT, HOW DID THIS

GET INTO BLACK TENNIS NEWS?

THIS IS JUST BLACK NEWS.

IT'S NOT EVEN EXCITING BLACKNEWS.

(YAWN)THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

(LAUGHTER)SORRY, JAMES BLAKE.

ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE TO GIVE YOUKUDOS, J.B.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN THEHISTORY OF "BLACK TENNIS

ROUNDUP" THAT A BLACK TENNISPLAYER GOT "ROUNT" UP.

(LAUGHTER)PRETTY GOOD.

PRETTY GOOD.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASONTHIS BLAKE STORY STOOD OUT.

>> POLICE HAD THIS PHOTOGRAPH OFA MAN BELIEVED TO BE INVOLVED IN

THE CREDIT CARD FRAUD RING WHENTHEY TOOK DOWN BLAKE.

THAT MAN, WHO COMMISSIONER BILLBRATTON SAID COULD BE, QUOTE,

BLAKE'S TWIN BROTHER, TURNED OUTTO BE INNOCENT AS WELL.

>> Larry: TURNED OUT TO BEINNOCENT?

THIS COP DIDN'T EVEN TACKLE THE"CORRECT" INNOCENT BLACK MAN?!

C'MON, GUYS!

SERIOUSLY!

LOOK, COPS, THERE'S ONLY ONERULE WHEN YOU'RE TARGETING BLACK

PEOPLE -- MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOTFAMOUS.

(LAUGHTER)OH, AND ALSO, THERE IS A SECOND

RULE -- STOP TARGETING BLACKPEOPLE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THIS HAS BEEN "BLACK TENNIS

ROUNDUP."

OKAY.

IN OTHER NEWS --KENTUCKY CLERK AND

HUCKABEE-PROCLAIMED SECONDCOMING OF M.L.K. KIM DAVIS WENT

BACK TO WORK TODAY TO DO WHATAMERICANS DO BEST -- AVOID

ACTUAL WORK.

>> KIM DAVIS TOLD THE MEDIA SHEWILL NOT AUTHORIZE LICENSES ON

HER FIRST DAY BACK.

>> ANY UNAUTHORIZED LICENSE THATTHEY ISSUE WILL NOT HAVE MY

NAME, MY TITLE OR MY AUTHORITYON IT.

INSTEAD, THE LICENSE WILL STATETHAT THEY ARE ISSUED PURSUANT TO

A FEDERAL COURT ORDER.

>> Larry: SO YOU'RE TELLING MEKIM DAVIS IS COLLECTING A

GOVERNMENT PAYCHECK IN ORDER TOSIT AROUND AND LET EVERYONE ELSE

DO ALL THE WORK?

I THOUGHT WE CALLED PEOPLE LIKETHAT WELFARE QUEENS...

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY!

UNFORTUNATELY, LIKE A BIGOTRYHYDRA, YOU CUT OFF ONE HEAD AND

MORE SPRING UP.

THERE ARE 12 OTHER CLERKS ANDJUDGES IN KENTUCKY,

NORTH CAROLINA AND ALABAMACOPY-CATTING KIM DAVIS'

STRATEGY.

ONE CLERK EVEN RODE HIS BIKEACROSS THE STATE IN SUPPORT OF

HER.

RODE HIS BIKE? GOOD LORD!

I TELL YOU THIS -- THERE IS NOWAY IT'S MORE EFFECTIVE THAN HOW

I CHOSE TOSUPPORT FOR "THE STRAIN" BY

SPACE-BOARDING DOWN THE WESTSIDE HIGHWAY.

THAT WAS NOT EASY.

SO KIM DAVIS IS NOT ALONE, ANDTHAT'S AWFUL BECAUSE, DESPITE

WHAT SHE SAYS, THIS ISN'T ABOUTRELIGIOUS LIBERTY.

IT'S ABOUT USING RELIGION AS ANEXCUSE TO DENY SOMEONE ELSE'S

CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: ALL RIGHT?

AND THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO AWESOMEWHEN I FOUND OUT THESE GUYS WERE

GETTING INVOLVED.

>> THERE WERE QUESTIONS ABOUTTHIS GROUP OF HEAVILY ARMED MEN.

THEY CALL THEMSELVESOATHKEEPERS.

P.D.

>> THIS IS JUST ABOUT KEEPINGPEOPLE SAFE.

>> Larry: UM...

I THINK JAMES BLAKE COULD USEYOUR HELP.

AND THE BROTHER THAT LOOKS LIKEJAMES BLAKE.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY.

SO THESE OATHKEEPERS ARE A GROUPOF PEOPLE WHO COME HEAVILY ARMED

TO AWKWARD CIVIC CONFRONTATIONSWITH THE INTENT OF PROTECTING

THE CONSTITUTION.

THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE THE WHITEBLACK PANTHERS.

I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, THEY'D BEWHITE PANTHERS, WHICH WOULD

TECHNICALLY BE SNOW LEOPARDS.

(LAUGHTER)I MEAN, I COULD GO ON, BUT WE'D

(LAUGHTER)I MEAN, I COULD GO ON, BUT WE'D

JUST GO INTO A LINGUISTIC SPIRALAND THIS BIT WOULD NEVER END.

LET'S JUST CALL THEM WHITELIONS.

OKAY.

SO THESE ALBINO TIGERS HAVETAKEN IT UPON THEMSELVES TO

PROTECT KIM DAVIS BECAUSE "SHE"IS THE VICTIM HERE.

NOT THE PEOPLE WHOSE ACTUALCONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS ARE BEING

TRAMPLED ALL OVER.

SO WHAT DO THESE IVORY PUMASHAVE TO SAY FOR THEMSELVES?

>> THE ISSUE IS STILL THAT AJUDGE TOOK AN ELECTED OFFICIAL,

A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATESAND DETAINED THEM WITHOUT CAUSE.

>> Larry: WITHOUT CAUSE?

LOOK, KIM DAVIS WAS PUT IN JAILBECAUSE A JUDGE LEGALLY HELD HER

IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.

FOR PEOPLE WHO ARM THEMSELVES TOPROTECT THE CONSTITUTION, YOU

SHOULD TRY READING IT.

>> IT'S IMPORTANT FOR OURPRESENCE TO BE KNOWN BECAUSE

IT'S NOT AN ISSUE OF MARRIAGE.

>> Larry: NO, IT IS AN ISSUEOF MARRIAGE.

DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

THIS IS ALL ABOUT SOMEBODY USINGRELIGION BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE

GAY MARRIAGE.

AND BY THE WAY, GAY COUPLES ARELITERALLY EXERCISING THEIR

CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO TAKE ANOATH OF MARRIAGE, YOU ALLABASTERMOUNTAIN CATS!

(LAUGHTER)TO TELL US MORE ABOUT THE THIS

GROUP, JOINING ME NOW FROMKENTUCKY ARE THREE

OATHKEEPERS -- TROY HOLZER,TRAVIS HAGSTROM AND TRENT

HALVERSON!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> EVENING, SIR -- IT'S FREEDOM

TIME!

(GUNFIRE)>> Larry: CALM DOWN, GUYS.

NO GUNSHOTS, PLEASE.

OKAY, SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOUPROVIDING?

>> SAFETY, LARRY.

WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT THEPEOPLE.

>> Larry: WELL, ISN'T THAT THEPURPOSE OF THE POLICE?

>> NO, APPARENTLY THE PURPOSE OFTHE POLICE IS TO ARREST KIM

DAVIS FOR DOING NOTHING WRONG.

>> OH, WE'LL FIGHT THE SHERIFFIF WE HAVE TO!

(GUNFIRE)>> Larry: OKAY, GUYS.

STOP IT!

STOP IT!

(LAUGHTER)HOW ARE YOU SHOOTING MACHINE

GUNS IN FRONT OF A GOVERNMENTBUILDING WITHOUT GETTING

ARRESTED?

>> WE'RE WHITE -- CAN YOU NOTSEE US? YOU SHOULD TRY IT

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: SO LET ME SEE IF ICAN GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU GUYS ARE AGAINST THEUNLAWFUL DETENTION OF KIM DAVIS,

BUT GAY PEOPLE ARE BEING"UNLAWFULLY DETAINED" FROM

GETTING MARRIED!

>> TWIST THOSE WORDS ALL YOUWANT, HOLLYWOOD!

YOU KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY OFFREEDOM IS?

LAWS!

>> YEAH!

THAT'S HOW COME WE UPHOLD THECONSTITOOSH!

AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE!

WHOO!

(GUNFIRE)>> Larry: STOP SHOOTING!

LOOK, YOU JUST SEEM LIKE GUYSWHO WANT TO DRESS UP IN

UNIFORMS, SHOW UP AT RALLIES ANDJUST FLAUNT YOUR GUNS.

>> UH-HUH.

THAT IT?

NO QUESTION?

>> Larry: YOU'RE NOT EVENWANTED.

KIM DAVIS' LAWYER SAID SHEREJECTED YOUR OFFER TO BE THERE.

>> SINCE WHEN DO LAWYERS KNOWABOUT THE LAW?

>> WE'RE OATHKEEPERS, NOTOATH-LISTENERS.

>> FREEDOM AIN'T FREE!

LIGHT 'EM UP!

(GUNFIRE)>> Larry: OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

THE OATHKEEPERS, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

DONALD TRUMP IS IN HOT WATERWITH WOMEN AGAIN.

AND NOT IN THE FUN,RODNEY-DANGERFIELD-IN-THE-'80s

WAY.

IN THE BAD WAY.

LAST MONTH, TRUMP SAID FOX'SMEGYN KELLY HAD "BLOOD COMING

OUT OF HER WHEREVER" FOLLOWINGSOME TOUGH QUESTIONS IN THE

FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

TRUMP LATER SAID HE MISSPOKE.

BUT MANY CHALKED IT UP TO APERIOD COMMENT AND TRUMP'S

CHILD-LIKE UNDERSTANDING OF THEFEMALE ANATOMY.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: LOVE THAT.

VERY NICE!

I LOVE THE LONG ARROW TO THEOTHER HOO-HOO.

THAT'S GREAT.

(LAUGHTER)NOW, IN A "ROLLING STONE"

INTERVIEW, TRUMP SAID THIS -->> THIS MORNING, TRUMPCLARIFYING

HIS REMARKS IN A NEW "ROLLINGSTONE" MAGAZINE COVER STORY

ABOUT HIS G.O.P. PRESIDENTIALRIVAL CARLY FIORINA.

TRUMP IS QUOTED AS SAYING, "LOOKAT THAT FACE.

WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR THAT?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT, THE FACEOF OUR NEXT PRESIDENT?"

>> Larry: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT --

WHEN "YOUR" FACE LOOKS LIKE WHATWOULD HAPPEN IF OWEN WILSON

KNOCKED UP A BEAN BAG CHAIR, YOUDO NOT GET TO GO AROUND

DISPENSING OPINIONS ON FACES.

(LAUGHTER)SECONDLY, IT TURNS OUT THAT

TRUMP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THECOJONES TO STAND BY HIS ORIGINAL

STATEMENT.

THE LEADING G.O.P. CANDIDATE NOWSAYS THAT WHEN HE CALLED CARLY

FIORINA'S "FACE" UNELECTABLE,WHAT HE REALLY MEANT WAS HER

"PERSONA."

>> LOOK, I'M TALKING ABOUT HERPERSONA.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT LOOK.

>> WE'RE TALKING ONLY ABOUT HERPERSONA.

>> I'M TALKING ABOUT PERSONA.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THEPHYSICAL THING.

PERSONA.

PERSONA.

PERSONA.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> Larry: WOW, THAT'S CRAZY,

THE WAY HE JUST SWITCHED OUT THEWORD "FACE" FOR THE WORD

"PERSONA."

IT REMINDS ME OF THAT MOVIEWHERE THEY CUT OFF JOHN

TRAVOLTA'S PERSONA ANDSURGICALLY REPLACE IT WITH

NICOLAS CAGE'S PERSONA, AND THENEVERYBODY'S MIXING THEM UP.

WHAT'S THAT CALLED?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT -- PERSONA OFF.

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

(APPLAUSE)BY THE WAY, FEEL FREE TO SHARE

THAT POSTER WITH ALL YOURFRIENDS ON PERSONA-BOOK.

(APPLAUSE)I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

ALL THIS LANGUAGE TALK MAKES METHINK IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER

EPISODE OF "WORD BLERD."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)TONIGHT'S WORD IS "FACE."

THIS ONE'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT HUMANBEINGS, "FACE" MEANS ONE

THING -- THAT (BLEEP) ON THEFRONT OF YOUR SKULL.

"FACE" DOES NOT MEAN "PERSONA."

IF YOU WANT TO SAY THAT CARLYFIORINA'S PERSONA IS

UNELECTABLE, THEN USE THE WORD"PERSONA."

THE REASON WE HAVE DIFFERENTWORDS IS BECAUSE THEY MEAN

DIFFERENT THINGS.

IF YOU WANT TO INVENT YOUR OWNMEANINGS FOR REAL WORDS, TRY

"BALDERDASH."

THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN PRETEND"FACE" MEANS "PERSONA" AND

"INEFFABLE" MEANS SOMEONE YOUWOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

WHAT YOU CAN'T DO IS SCREAM"NICE BOOBS" AT A LADY AND

THEN -- AFTER SHE SLAPS YOU --SAY, "I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR

PERSONALITY!"THIS HAS BEEN "WORD BLERD."

SPONSORED BY BANANAGRAMS, WHICHIS ANOTHER WORD FOR BALDERDASH.

"WORD BLERD"!

(APPLAUSE)NOW, THANKFULLY, FIORINA TOOK

DONALD'S CRITIQUE IN STRIDE.

HERE'S HOW SHE RESPONDED TOTRUMP IN A SPEECH ON FRIDAY

NIGHT.

>> LADIES, LOOK AT THIS FACE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THIS IS THE FACE OF A

61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

I AM PROUD OF EVERY YEAR ANDEVERY WRINKLE.

>> Larry: VERY GOOD, CARLY.

AND IN YOUR "PERSONA ," TRUMP!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

"THE NIGHTLY SHOW" CONTRIBUTORMIKE YARD.

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"HACK MY LIFE" ON truTVBROOKE VAN POPPELEN!

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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALSO GUEST ON THE LIGHTLY SHOW.

(LAUGHTER)SO LAST WEEK, TOP SECRET

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BOBBYJINDAL BAITED DONALD TRUMP IN AN

INTERVIEW, SAYING TRUMP LOOKSLIKE "HE'S GOT A SQUIRREL

SITTING ON HIS HEAD."

TO WHICH TRUMP TWEETED -- "OHWOW, LIGHTWEIGHT

GOVERNOR @BOBBYJINDAL, WHO ISREGISTERED AT LESS THAN 1% IN

THE POLLS, JUST MOCKED MY HAIR.

SO ORIGINAL!"(LAUGHTER)

TRUMP HAS BEEN INSULTING THEOTHER CANDIDATES.

AND NOW THEY'RE INSULTING HIMBACK.

HAS DONALD TRUMP CREATED A WHOLENEW TYPE OF POLITICAL SPARRING?

>> I FEEL LIKE TRUMP WAS TWITTERBEFORE TWITTER WAS A THING.

>> Larry: RIGHT.

HE'S, LIKE, BOBBY JINDAL,LOSER, NEXT!

HE'S GOT ROOM TO DROP A LINK INTHERE.

>> Larry: HE ALWAYS USES 140OR LESS CHARACTERS.

>> EXACTLY!

I THINK HE'S RUNNING A HIGHSCHOOL PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.

>> Larry: YEAH.

HE'S LIKE THE MEAN GIRLRUNNING AGAINST THE NERDS

AND HE CAN'T COMPETEINTELLECTUALLY SO HE JUST YELLS

OUT RANDOM, MEAN (BLEEP).

LIKE, WE NEED TO OPEN THELIBRARY EARLIER, AND HE'S, LIKE,

WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?

YOU HAD A BEEF WITH TRUMP,RIGHT?

>> YEAH...

(LAUGHTER)>> IT WAS A TWITTER BEEF, RIGHT?

STARTED IN THE REAL WORLD.

>> Larry: IT WAS A VIDEORIGHT?

>> IT WAS A VIDEO SONG CALLEDDONALD TRUMP, THAT'S THE

PLATINUM PART.

I HAD AN INTERVIEW AND THEYSAID, YOU SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP?

AND I SAID, NO, HE'S A DICKHEAD.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: THAT WAS, LIKE,

2012.

I LOVE THAT YOU CALLED HIM ADICKHEAD OUTSIDE OF POLITICS

(LAUGHTER)>> SO I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS

GOOD.

I THOUGHT WE WENT UNDER THERADAR WITH THAT ONE.

I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING ANDTHERE IS 25 TWEETS FROM DONALD

TRUMP LIKE, LITTLE MACMILLER, YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE

STEPPED INTO THE BIG LEAGUES(LAUGHTER)

LITTLE MAC MILLER, I HOPE YOUKNOW THIS WILL BE THE ONLY

SUCCESSFUL SONG YOU WILL EVERHAVE.

I WAS, LIKE, GREAT, KEEP ITCOMING!

>> Larry: AMAZING. THAT'S WHATTHE OTHER CANDIDATES LIKE.

WEV USED TO HAVE NEGATIVE ADS.THE WILLIE HORTON AD IN '88

LYNDON JOHNSON WITH THE NUKE AD,I THINK THAT ONLY SHOWED ONCE

AND YOU COULDN'T REALLY RESPONDTO A NEGATIVE AD.

BUT TRUMP DOESN'T NEED THENEGATIVE AD.

HE CAN BE JUST NEGATIVE TO YOUDIRECTLY.

>> YEAH, AND THEY TRY TO SPARWITH HIM. WHY?

YOU CAN'T SPAR WITH HIM.

HE HAS NO FILTER.

HE'LL SAY WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> Larry: THAT IS TRUE.

LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEPTHINGS ABOVE BOARD, TALKING

ABOUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR RIDICULOUSIMMIGRATION POLICY, AND HE'S,

LIKE, SHUT UP, FATTY!

WE'RE NOT HAVING THE SAMECONVERSATION!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

>> Larry: DO YOU THINK TRUMPHAS MADE THE INSULT AN EFFECTIVE

POLITICAL WEAPON?

>> I HOPE SO.

>> Larry: REALLY?

NOT THE TAKEDOWN, NOT THEATTACK, BUT THE INSULTS.

>> I THINK IT'S GREAT.

HE'S LIKE A STRUGGLING RAPPER ONTWITTER.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S, LIKE, LET ME, LIKE -- LET

ME JUST MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODYAND THEN RETWEET ALL THE NICE

THINGS PEOPLE SAY.

>> Larry: RIGHT.

WHAT'S KIND OF BRILLIANT ISHE'S INSULTING THE OTHER

POLITICIANS AND YOU QUICKLY FINDOUT THEY DON'T HAVE COMEBACKS.

IT'S, LIKE, OH, I SHOULD HAVETAKEN A COMEDY CLASS, WHAT

SHOULD I DO?

>> HE'S BEEN DOING THIS HISWHOLE LIFE! YOU EVER SEE "THE

APPRENTICE?" HE'S JUST RUDE!

THERE'S NO PLACE FOR THAT IN OURPOLITICS.

SORRY.

>> Larry: THERE IS SOMETHINGABOUT HIM A LOT OF AMERICANS

LIKE.

>> I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTOTHIS AND I HAVE A THEORY THAT

DONALD TRUMP IS SIMPLY APPEALINGTO PEOPLE WHO WERE FORMER

BULLIES AND HAD TO RETIREBECAUSE THEY GREW UP AND NOW

HE'S LETTING THEM KNOW, HEY, YOUDIDN'T PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU

CAN BE HERE! THAT'S WHAT I THINKIS GOING ON

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THE BULLIES ARE COMING OUT OF

THE WOODWORK.

>> Larry: HE'S WHAT THE RESTOF THE WORLD ALWAYS THOUGHT

ABOUT AMERICA, BRASH, ARROGANT,ENTITLED.

>> THE PEOPLE THAT YELL OUT,U.S.A. -- (BLEEP)!

>> Larry: LIKE THEY'RE DOINGIT AT THE GROCERY STORE.

>> FOR NO REASON, YOU KNOW?

>> Larry: AMERICA'S ID ISABOUT TO BECOME PRESIDENT!

DID I JUST SAY ABOUT TO BECOMEPRESIDENT?

(AUDIENCE REACTS)WHEN YOU THINK HIS PROPOSAL FOR

FOREIGN POLICY IS IRAN YOU CANGO (BLEEP) YOURSELF --

(LAUGHTER)>> YEAH.

>> Larry: AND PEOPLELIKE THAT!

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

>> I THINK ITS LESS A STATEMENTABOUT TRUMP AND MORE SCARY

ABOUT AMERICA THAT THIS IS KINDOF WORKING.

HE CAN BE, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,HE'S, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW

ABOUT -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKEMEXICANS, AND PEOPLE ARE, LIKE,

I DON'T LIKE MEXICANS EITHER!

YEAH!

>> IT'S TERRIFYING BUT VERY INTRIGUING TO WATCH.

HE'S GONNA BE LIKE, HEY, RUSSIA,AMERICA'S DONE PUTIN UP WITH

YOU!

AND WE'LL BE LIKE, OH MY GOD, HEJUST SAID THAT?

>> Larry: TRUMP'S MADE CASUALRACISM KIND OF LIKE A FAD NOW!

(LAUGHTER)>> I DON'T KNOW HOW CASUAL

HIS RACISM IS

I THINK HIS RACISM IS QUITEFORMAL.

>> Larry: OH, YEAH, HISRACISM, IT'S AN ADULT RACISM.

WHEN YOU START A SENTENCE WITH"THE" -- FILL IN RACIAL

GROUPS HERE -- "ARE HORRIBLE"

THAT'S PRETTY INVOLVED RACISMRIGHT THERE.

>> IT'S NOT EVEN HORRIBLE.

IT'S THE BLACKS LOVE ME, I'MLOVED BY THE BLACKS!

>> ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE CALLSUS "THE BLACKS"!

(LAUGHTER)WE TALK ABOUT THAT AT EVERY

MEETING.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, THE WHITES ANDTHE BLACKS WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

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