Alice Quits

  • Season 3, Ep 13
  • 01/30/2013

The guys meet their new boss when Alice quits being their old boss.

LET'S EVISCERATE THESE FOOLS.- YEAH, BABY.

- OH, DON'T YOU--DO NOT SHOOT ME!

OKAY, I'VE GOT LIVE...OFFICE SUPPLIES.

- LIVE--OKAY.

- [yells]BACK OFF, BITCHES!

- END OF THE LINE, TEZ.

- DROP IT OR WE DROP YOU.

- HA HA!AH!

NOBODY MOVE OR THIS BOYGETS PUMPED FULL OF PLASTIC.

- I DON'T--

- GEE--- OH!

both: OH!

- OH-HO-HO-HO!

OH.- WHOA.

- THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.YOU'RE MY HERO, THAT WAS--

- WHAT THE HELLWAS THAT CRASH?

OH, MY--YOU GUYS,I GAVE YOU THE DAY OFF.

TRAVIS.

- I WAS JUST COMING BY TO...

SCOOP THE EVALUATIONS

AND GET A LOOK-SEE ATHOW YOU DO THINGS AROUND HERE.

NOW I KNOW.

- I THOUGHT I'D OPEN THINGS UPAROUND HERE.

BY THE WAY,YOU ARE 32 MINUTES LATE,

WHICH MEANS YOU WILLSTART GETTING PAID

AT THE TOP OF THE NEXT HOUR.- ARE WE?

- YES.- WAIT, WHAT?

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US.

- OH, I AM...

TILL I FINDALICE'S REPLACEMENT.

IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL BE MAKINGSOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.

AND I'M NOT JUST TALKINGABOUT THE LUSH GREENERY.

SOME EFFICIENCY ADJUSTMENTS.

SOME NEW RULES,NEW SEATS.

YOU BOYS ARENO LONGER CUBE MATES.

JILLIAN!

PARDONNES-MOI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- OH, MY GOSH, NO.- I TOLD YOU TO MOVE THE WALL.

MOVE THE WALL!- NOT--NOT HIM.

- OH, JET SET.

- ALL RIGHT, JESSE!

APPRECIATE YOU RINSINGYOUR HAIR OUT.

IT WAS JUST A SANITARY MATTER.

- IT WAS A SILLY HAIRDOANYWAY.

- NOW YOU WON'T BE RUININGTHOSE HEADSETS

WITH YOUR HAIR JELLY.

JILLIAN...

TELL THE FELLASWHERE THEY'LL BE WORKING.

- FOLLOW ME.

ADAM, PARK IT.

BLAKE...OVER THERE.

ANDERS, FOLLOW THE LEADER.

[phone ringing]

- YELLOW?

- YO, BRO.

YOU CAN'T SEE ME,

BUT I'M FLICKING MONTEZ OFFRIGHT NOW.

- NO, I CAN SEE HIM.- OH, YOU CAN SEE ME.

- I'M, LIKE, JUSTLITERALLY TEN FEET AWAY.

- EWW! YOUR HANDSARE SO HAIRY, BRO.

YOU'RE DISGUSTING,YOU'RE A DISGUSTING HUMAN.

I HATE YOU.

ANYWAY, WHAT'S GOING ONWITH YOU, DERS?

- MM, NOT MUCH, MAN.I'M JUST LIVING MY SUCKY LIFE.

JUST HATING IT.- YEAH, I GET THAT.

- MY SALES ARE UP THOUGH.RECORD HIGH TODAY FOR SALES.

- ME TOO!THAT'S BIZARRE!

WE'RE LIKE THE SAME PERSON.- YEAH.

- I HAVE--I HAVE PISSED IN,

LIKE, THIS DUDE'S PLANTS,LIKE, THREE TIMES THOUGH.

- OH, MAN, I MISS YOU.[phone beeping]

- HEY, HANG ON.

BLAZARIUM.

- HEY. IT'S BLAKEFROM THE, UH, OLD CUBICLE.

UM, I JUST MADE A SALE.

AND IF I DON'T SMOKESOMETHING SOON,

I'M GONNA PUT MY FACEIN THE PAPER SHREDDER.

SO PLEASE CAN WE MEET UPIN THE HOTEL LOBBY?

- THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLINGTHE STORAGE CLOSET, RIGHT?

- YES.- OKAY.

- YOU'S ABOUT TO GET ZIPPO'D!- OH, MAN!

- LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT.- I MISSED YOU!

- I KNOW, I'VE HONESTLYMISSED YOU A LOT TOO.

IS IT--IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, DUDE.

- IT HAS.- HEY, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE.

I TOOK A PEEIN ONE OF THOSE BUSHES

JUST LIKE YOU DID.- NICE! GET IN HERE!

I MISSED YOU TOO.HONESTLY I HAVE.

- I'M TRYING TO BE YOU.- I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD.

BUT I DID.- LET'S SMOKE ABOUT IT.

- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA SMOKEABOUT IT.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WEREPLANNING ON DOING IN HERE,

BUT I'M BETTING IT DIDN'TINVOLVE MAKING SALES CALLS.

- UH--

- IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEANBY "SALES CALLS."

- WE COULD TRY.- LET'S HIT THE PHONES!

HMM?

AND STOP FLIPPING ME OFF.

- HOW DOES HE SEE THAT?THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.

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