In this episode, the war on Christmas -- I'll ask the question, "What would Jesus boycott?" Then, I'll tell you how to get a price break on home heating oil. All you have to do is betray your country. Plus, Congressional Quarterly columnist Craig Crawford will be here to tell us why they don't have the balls to go daily. And there are multiple mini-series about the pope; I'll tell you which one is infallible. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddle masses yearning to breathe free -- but just for the next half hour. This is The Colbert Report.