Fry's sneezing reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future.
You'd better stay hereduring biology.
Mrs. Jenkins dissects anythingsmaller than a fifth-grader.
Well, if it isn'tGrandmaster Phlegm.
I heard you're entering theNASA science competition.
Maybe I am, LL Fool J.
So what's your project-- theeffects of losing on idiots?
No, I'm gonna infect myguinea pig with the common cold
and launch it into space to seeif it gets cured by cosmic rays.
Lame, though the common coldvirus does seem
like a judge-pleaser.
I think I'll steal thatand do an experiment
that's slightly lessvery stupid.
But that's my idea.
You are an evil, evil nerd.
We'll show him who's stupid.
(guinea pig coughs)
Borbo, the so-calledcommon cold,
introduced by livingfossil Philip J. Fry,
is spreadingout of control.
All citizens are advisedto wash their hands thoroughly
after beating upPhilip J. Fry.
Phew! Lucky I'm safelylocked up here with you guys.
There he is!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Wait!
The situation is expectedto deteriorate
as newscasters whipthe city into a panic.
Run! Run for your lives!
(screaming and yelling,thudding)
And finally, the heartwarmingstory of a handicapped magician
who didn't know when to give up.
Look, I just have a common...
It'll be gone as fastas I can sneeze, hurl,
and squirt it out.
No, it won't.
The common cold died out500 years ago,
and subsequently, humanity lostall resistance to its ravages,
but the virus survived in you,
frozenfor a thousand years.
Huh, so it was hidingdeep down inside of me,
like my skeleton bones?
Give it to us straight,Professor.
How incredibly deadly is it?
We don't know.
It could killmillions or nobody.
I suppose it might even bringa few people back to life.
Anything is possiblein science.
Oh, no,I've got it, too.
My nose is all gunked upwith blork.
(sneezes)And I've got a hankeringfor a useless remedy
created by a schoolteacher.
Uh-oh, I thinkI'm getting swollen glands.
Screw the quarantine,I'm out of here.
Aah, ow, oh!
Go on now.
Now I'm sick.
I shudder to thinkwhat this cold will do to me.
Yesterday I was nearly killedby a tight hat.
I'd be remiss if I didn't rubyour goopy noses
in the fact that I'm immune.
Which is why we'll all becounting on you and you alone
to nurse usthrough this catastrophe.
Why have I been singled out?
(coughing and groaning)
Everyone just calm down and makeyourself a tissue walrus.