In an effort to restore his hair growth and his mojo in time for the annual Ranger Ball, Steve drinks a mysterious elixir and wakes up as Bigfoot.
Fed up with conditions at the park, the rangers make demands; in order to undercut the strike, Woody outsources the ranger positions to dot-bots from India.
Connie takes off to avoid the Jesus Hates Homos Church, which tried to "fix" her gayness, and discovers a secret government military headquarters in Brickleberry Mountain.
In an effort to impress the Secretary of the Interior during his visit, Woody sets the park on fire.
To compete with Yellowstone, Woody charges the team with coming up with the cutest animal in the world, so Steve creates a Squabbit: half-squirrel, half-rabbit.