In this episode, the NSA eavesdrops on American soldiers. It's all part of the army's new policy "don't ask, don't tell, we're going to find out anyway." Then, what's new in the world of sports? Which reminds me -- newly homeless, no camping on my golf course. And my guest tonight is former Vanity Fair Editor Tina Brown. I'll interview her after 50 pages of Dolce & Gabbana ads. I will now have 22 minutes for my rebuttal. This is The Colbert Report.