Sean O'Connor shares tales of awkward menage a trois makeout sessions, how titty glitter saved the Ke$ha concert and how he inadvertently became a porn star.
Dan St. Germain knows that his biggest problem isn't women who want their phone number back or an evil beard; it's that he assumes cat noises come from men dressed as cats.
Joe DeRosa laments life's cruelties. Sexy nurses and female cops are a myth. Scientists doing vital work get zero respect. And white wine? It tastes like salad dressing.
Erik Griffin lays out why it's a supremely bad idea to see a movie on a date, to date a woman 20 years your junior and to question character decisions in horror flicks.