September 10, 2014 - Henry Kissinger

  • 09/10/2014

President Obama plans to destroy ISIS, Donald Trump tries to protect his name, the BuyPartisan app helps people shop politically, and Henry Kissinger discusses "World Order."

>> Stephen: TONIGHT, THECASINO INDUSTRY SUFFERS A

HUGE LOSS, BUT DON'T TELLTHEIR WIFE.

THEY CAN WIN IT BACK.

THEN A NEW WAY TO TRACEMONEY IN POLITICS, AND TOO

LATE, THEY FOUND A NEW WAYTO HIDE IT.

AND MY GUEST HENRY KISSINGER ISA FORMER U.S. SECRETARY

OF STATE.

HE'LL BE PERFORMING NIKKIMINAJ'S ANACONDA.

RESEARCHERS SAY THERE MAY BEA MALE BIRTH CONTROL SHOT BY

2017, WHICH WILL SIT IN YOURWALLET UNTIL 2020.

THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORT!

>> Stephen: LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE REPORT.

>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN,STEPHEN!

STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERYMUCH.

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THANK YOU SO MUCH.(APPLAUSE)

NATION -- THANK YOU SO MUCH,EVERYBODY.

FOLKS, PLEASE SIT DOWN.

NATION, YEAH, AS YOU KNOW, BYNOW IF YOU WERE WATCHING THIS --

IF YOU WERE WATCHING THIS,FOLKS, IF YOU WERE WATCHING THIS

ON A TELEVISION, AND I HOPE YOUARE --

BY NOW PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS GONEON THE AIR TONIGHT TO OUTLINE

HIS PLAN TO DEGRADE AND DESTROYISIS.

REPORTS ARE IT WAS ONLY 15MINUTES LONG IT WOULD MAKE

SENSE.

YOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE LOTOF TIME TO SAY MY FELLOW

AMERICANS-- (BOMB NOISES)(LAUGHTER)

THEN I ASSUME HE FILLS OUTTHE HOUR BY DOING WEATHER

AND SPORTS.

NOW I TAPE MY SHOW AT 7:00,FOLKS, SO I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT HE SAID TONIGHT.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT ICOMPLETELY AGREE WITH WHAT

ANDREA TANTAROS SAID AT 5:00,FOUR HOURS BEFORE THE

PRESIDENT'S SPEECH.

>> I'M VERY DEEPLY TROUBLEDBY WHAT HE WILL SAY.

>> Stephen: I COULDN'T HAVEAGREED MORE.

BECAUSE I ALSO HAVE NOT SEENIT,AND I AM FURIOUS ABOUT

WHAT I ANY IT WILL BE.

(LAUGHTER)

WE'LL HAVE FULL COVERAGE OF THESPEECH TOMORROW, WHETHER OR NOT

I EVER WATCH IT.

(LAUGHTER)

#GOLFERINNCHIEF

BUT FOLKS, THERE IS ANOTHERFAILURE OF INTERNATIONAL

LEADERSHIP OUT THERE.

HIS HOLLINESS THE DALAILAMA.

DON'T LET THE SMILE FOOL YOU,FOLKS, THIS GUY IS NO FUN.

HE ALWAYS CHOOSES THE FOURNOBLE TRUTHS AND NEVER THE

NOBLE DARE. (LAUGHTER)

AND NOW SHAMMA LAMA DING DONGOVER HERE HAS MADE A HUGE

ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL AFFECTALL OF OUR LIVES, INCLUDING OUR

FUTURE ONES BECAUSE HE SEESNO NEED FOR A SUCCESSOR SAYING

QUITE, WE HAD A DALAI LAMA FORALMOST 5 CENTURIES.

THE DALAI LAMA NOW IS VERYPOPULAR.

LET US THEN FINISH WITH APOPULAR DALAI LAMA.

BOOM!

LAMA OUT.

HE THEN DROPPED THE KARMAAND WALKED OFF STAGE.

SO -- (APPLAUSE)

LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING BUDDHAKARATE.

I WILL NOT HIT YOU.

SO IT LOOKS LIKE TIBETANBUDDHISTS MAY NOT BE GETTING

A 15th DALAI LAMA, WHICH IS ASHAME, THEY ARE ONLY ONE

LAMA AWAY FROM GETTING AFREE MEATBALL SUB.

SUBWAY, LIFE IS SUFFERING.

APPARENTLY, THE OLD DL WANTSTO GO OUT ON TOP.

HE CLAIMS IF A WEAK DALAILAMA COMES ALONG, THEN IT WILL

THEN JUST DISGRACE THE DALAILAMA.

YEAH, I MEAN, I UNDERSTANDTHAT.

YOU GOTTA QUIT WHEN YOU'REAHEAD.

I MEAN, WE USED TO HAVE A GREATPRESIDENT, THEN WE HAD TO

GET ONE MORE AND ENDED UPWITH THIS GUY.

WHO IS PROBABLY A SECRETBUDDHIST WHAT WITH ALL THE

MEDITATION HE DOES BETWEENWORDS.

>> AMERICA CANNOT WAITFOREVER ---

FOR THEM TO ACT.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW , FOLKS.

OF COURSE ONCE AGAIN THE D-LAMIS JUST PLAYING POLITICS

HERE, 'CAUSE HE FEARS THATCHINA WILL SPLIT TIBETAN

BUDDHISM WITH ONE NEW DALAI LAMANAMED BY EXILS AND ONE BY

CHINA AFTER HIS DEATH.

THAT'S RIGHT, DOUBLE LAMADRAMA.

(LAUGHTER)AND I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW

THEY'RE PICKED, BUT IF IT ISANYTHING LIKE THE POPE AND

THEY RELEASE WHITE SMOKE,I'M PRETTY SURE CHINA HAS

BEEN PICKING THEIR LAMA FORYEARS.

SO WITH THE TIBETAN-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SO WITH THE TIBETAN PEOPLEAND THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT

AT ODDS OVER THE RIGHTFULHEIR TO TIBETAN LEADERSHIP,

THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION.

I WILL BE THE 15th DALAILAMA.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I MEAN IT'S, IT'S WIN-WIN.

I MEAN HEY, BEIJING, I'MWILLING TO PLAY BALL HERE,

OKAY.

I BELIEVE TIBET HAS ALWAYSBEEN PART OF CHINA, EVER

SINCE YOU GUYS PROVED IT WASWITH ALL THOSE GUNS.

AND FOR ALL YOU TIBETANS OUTTHERE WATCHING, SURE THIS

DALAI LAMA SPENT THE LASTHALF CENTURY SPREADING THE

MESSAGE OF A FREE DEMOCRATICTIBET, SPIRITUAL

ENLIGHTENMENT AND BAGGINGHIMSELF A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, IHAVE ACHIEVED NOTHING.

OF COURSE, FOLKS, WE ALL KNOWTHE WORLD IS TOO COMPLICATED

TO SEE IN BLACK AND WHITE.

THAT'S WHY I SEE IT IN TIPAND WAG.

THIS IS TIP OF THE HAT, WAGOF THE FINGER.

BOOM!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(GONG)

FIRST UP, FOLKS, I AM A JUNKIEFOR ALL THINGS SPACE.

SO I WAS ON ORP COUD NINE WHEN IHEARD ABOUT THIS.

>> NASA ASTRONAUT WILL GETQUITE THE SWEET DEAL AT THE

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.BARRY WILMORE IS HEADED

THERE FOR SIX MONTHS ONSEPTEMBER 25th.

>> ASTRONAUT BARRY WILMOREASKED NASA, COULD YOU GET ME

THE NEW SEC NETWORK INSPACE?

THEY DID IT. HE'LL GET TOWATCH COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT,ASTRONAUT BARRY WILMORE

CONVINCED NASA TO GET HIMCOLLEGE FOOTBALL FOR THE SIX

MONTHS HE'S ON THE SPACESTATION.

AND YOU KNOW HE'S GOING GETRECEPTION BECAUSE HE'S ONLY

ABOUT 40 FEET FROM THESATELLITE.

(LAUGHTER)

AND IT MAKES SENSE THAT ANASTRONAUGHT WOULD WANT TO WATCH

FOOTBALL ON TV IN ORBIT,OTHERWISE THERE IS NOTHING

TO DO BUT GAZE AT THEMIRACLE OF GOD'S CREATION.

SO TONIGHT I'M GIVING A WAG OFMY FINGER TO NASA FOR OUT

MAN-CAVING EVERY OTHER SPORTSFAN ON EARTH.

COME ON!

OUR PIMPED OUT-- OUR PIMPEDOUT TESTOSTER-ROOMS THIS IS

HOW WE MEASURE OUR WORTH ASMEN.

I THOUGHT I HAD A GOOD SET UPWITH MY 80 INCH FLAT SCREEN,

HASHMARKED CARPET, MY FRAMEDPHOTO OF THE GUY FROM THE

NUTRISYSTEM COMMERCIALS.

THESE SHOW THE WORLD I WILLSPARE NO EXPENSE ON MY

GREATEST PASSION, SCREAMINGOBSCENITIES AT ATHLETES WHO

CANNOT HEAR ME.

BUT NOW NASA HAS GONE WHERENO MAN CAVE HAS GONE BEFORE.

OH, SOME GUY, THOUGHT HE WASA BIG SHOT WHEN HE DROPPED

$2 MILLION CONVERTING HISBASEMENT INTO THE BAT CAVE.

YOU'RE ADORABLE.

TRY $150 BILLION OVER 16YEARS AND IT'S STILL NOT

DONE.

THEY'RE WAITING ON THERUSSKIES TO DELIVER THE

BUDWEISER BILLIARD LAMP.

NASA'S ORBITAL BRO-PIT HERE HASIT ALL. IT'S GOT FLOOR TOCEILING

TO CEILING ELECTRONICS, IT'SGOT ZERO-G RECLINERS, AND

ASTRONAUT BARRY CAN DRINK ALLTHE BEER HE WANTS WITHOUT

HAVING TO GO TO THE BATHROOMBREAK BECAUSE CAN JUST ME INTO

A VACUUM TUBE.

ALTHOUGH, ALTHOUGH, FULLDISCLOSURE, I HAVE DONE THAT

ON EARTH.

NEXT UP, NEXT UP, NATION, ASA CELEBRITY WHO HAS EARNED

YOUR TRUST BY BEING FAMOUS,I WORK HARD TO PROTECT MY

PERSONAL BRAND.

I SIMPLY CAN'T LET MY NAMEBE ASSOCIATED WITH LOW

QUALITY PRODUCTS.

I MEAN, SAY WHAT YOU WILLABOUT STEPHEN COLBERT'S

RAZOR SLINKY.

BUT IT WAS MADE FROM THEHIGHEST QUALITY RIBBON

BLADE.

AND WHEN IT COMES TODISCRIMINATING BRANDING, MY

HERO IS DONALD TRUMP OR THETRUMPEL.

HE LENDS HIS NAME ONLY TO ASELECT FEW LUXURIOUS

PRODUCTS.

SUITS, SHIRTS, NECK WARE,EYEWEAR, LEATHER GOODS,

LIGHTING, MATTRESSES, BOOKS,CHOCOLATE, WATER, COLOGNE,

MIRRORS.

THOUGH IT IS SHOCKING THATTRUMP WOULD LET A MIRROR OUT

OF HIS SIGHT.

SO PERSONALLY I LOVE HISLATEST POWER MOVE.

>> DONALD TRUMP IS SUING THETRUMP TAJ MAHAL AND TRUMP

PLAZA IN ATLANTIC CITY TOSTOP USING HIS NAME.

HE SAYS THEIR POOR CONDITIONIS HURTING HIS PERSONAL

BRAND.

>> IN A LAWSUIT FILED TUESDAYTHE BILLIONAIRE ACCUSED

TRUMP ENTERTAINMENT RESORTSOF VIOLATING ITS LICENSING

AGREEMENT BY ALLOWING THETRUMP TAJ MAHAL AND TRUMP

PLAZA TO FALL INTO AN UTTERSTATE OF DISREPAIR.

THE SUIT ALSO PONTS TONEGATIVE ON-LINE REVIEWS

FROM CUSTOMERS CALLING BOTHPROPERTIES A TRUMP DUMP.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.

A TRUMP DUMP.

THAT'S AN INSULT AND ATRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT.

TRUMP DUMP IS ALREADYLICENCED TO DONALD'S LINE OF

LUXURY STOOL SOFTENERS.

GUARANTEED TO PROVIDE YOUWITH THE CLASSIEST, MOST

MAGNIFICENT PLATINUM GRADEVELVETY TOP SHELF DOO-DOO

POSSIBLE.

SO I'M GIVING A WAG OF THEFINGER TO THESE CASINOS FOR

TAKING THE TRUMP NAME INVAIN.

THEY CAN'T BLAME THESESUBTRUMP CONDITIONS ON

DONALD.

HE HASN'T HAD ANY REAL ROLEIN THESE CASINOS SINCE

RESIGNING AS CHAIRMAN OF THEBOARD IN 2009 WHEN HIS

GAMBLING COMPANY FILED FORBANKRUPTCY FOR THE THIRD

TIME.

NOT HIS FAULT.

IT IS NOTORIOUSLY DIFFICULTTO MAKE MONEY IN THE

GAMBLING BUSINESS.

YOU SEE, DONALD TRUMP, HOLDON, THIS JUST IN OVER THE

TRUMP NEWSWIRE!

(APPLAUSE)

OH, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.

OH NO!

OH NO, YESTERDAY TRUMPENTERTAINMENT RESORTS FILED FOR

BANKRUPTCY AGAIN.

OH MY GOSH.

OH MY GOSH.

JUST SO, SO TRAGIC.

(LAUGHTER)(TOILET FLUSHING)

FOLKS --(TOILET NOISES)

I'M JUST GLAD DONALD TRUMP IS NOLONGER CONNECTED WITH

THESE TERRIBLE BRANDS.

HE CAN'T HAVE PEOPLEASSOCIATE THE NAME TRUMP

WITH SHABBY, OSTENTATIOUSHUSKS THAT HAVE CRUMBLED INTO

PARODIES OF THEMSELVES.

SURE BACK IN THE 80 EASETHEY HAD A MOMENT OF

RESPECTABILITY BUT NOWTHEY'RE WAY PAST THEIR

PRIME.

GETTING BY ON THEIR NAME ANDAPPEALING ONLY TO THE

CONFUSED AND THE ELDERLY.

BUT THERE IS JUST SO MUCHYOU CAN DO WITH A COLOURFUL

PAINT JOB AND A WEIRD GOLDENROOF.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOMEBACK.

FOLKS, YOU KNOW, IF YOU GUYSARE PAYING ATTENTION, I

KNOW THE COLBERT NATIONALWAYS DOES, IT IS

ABSOLUTELY NO BIG SECRETTHAT OUR COUNTRY IS BEING

TORN APART BY CHILDISHPARTISAN BICKERING AND OBAMA

STARTED IT.

WE'RE A CULTURE WAR, FOLKS,IT'S US VERSUS THEM.

AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHOTHEM ARE, YOU COULD BE THEY.

AND IT'S NOT JUST POLITICS,WE ALSO MUST PICK SIDES IN

THE PRODUCTS WE BUY.

THAT'S WHY I PATRONIZE ONLYCONSERVATIVE BUSINESSES,

SAM'S CLUB INSED OF COSTCO,CHIK-FIL-A INSTEAD OF CHIPOTLE.

HOBBY LOBBY INSTEAD OF WHATEVERTHE PRO CONTRACEPTIVE CRAFT

SUPERSTORE IS, I'M GUESSINGSLUTS 'N STUFF.

UNFORTUNATELY -- IT'S GOOD, IT'SA GOOD BUSINESS.

UNFORTUNATELY, NOT EVERYCOMPANY JUST ADVERTISES

WHICH SIDE THEY'RE ON.

WELL, GOOD NEWS.

AS THE KIDS SAY, THERE'S ANiPHONE APPLICATION PROGRAM

TO DO THAT.

>> BIPARTISAN, THAT'S BUY,AN APP THAT ALLOWS YOU TO

SCAN THE BAR CODE OF YOURFAVORITE GROCERY ITEM

AND FIND OUT JUST HOW MUCH MONEYTHE COMPANY AND ITS C.E.O.

GIVE TO EITHER PARTY.

CHERRIOS GAVE 63.5% OF ITSPOLITICAL DONATIONS TO

REPUBLICANS.

AND 24% TO DEMOCRATS.

>> Stephen: OF COURSE CHEERIOSLEANS REPUBLICAN.

THEY'RE STRONG ON NATIONALDEFENSE AND CHEERIOS ARE

MADE BY A GENERAL.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE,AND YOUR FIBER, SIR.

(APPLAUSE)

SO LET'S TRY, LET'S TRY OUT THEAPP CALLED BUY-PARTISAN WITH

THIS NUTRIGRAIN BAR.

OKAY.

AND THERE YOU GO.

AND GO.

OKAY.

IT SAYS HERE THAT IT'S MADEBY KELLOGG'S WHOSE POLITICAL

DONATIONS AVERAGE 37.25%REPUBLICAN, 33.5% DEMOCRAT

AND 29.25% OTHER.

WHICH I ASSUME IS HIGHFRUCTOSE CORN SIRRUP.

NOW LET'S TRY THE SAME THINGWITH, LET'S TRY THAT WITH

STARBUCKS COFFEE.

OKAY.

IT SAYS HERE 80.75%DEMOCRAT.

AND I'M SURE, I'M SURE-- I'MSURE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 100%

BUT THEY LEFT ROOM FOR MILK.

AND I KNOW BUY-PARTISAN, THISLITTLE APP HERE IS TRUSTWORTHY

BECAUSE IT WAS DEVELOPED BYFORMER CAPITOL HILL STAFFER

MATTHEW COLBERT.

LIKE STAIRING IN A MIRROR,FOLKS.

(LAUGHTER)YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO

TAKE A MOMENT HERE.

WE DON'T GET TO TALK THATOFTEN BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY

GREAT JOB ON THIS APP,COUSIN MATT.

I MEAN IT'S NICE TO HAVESOMEONE IN THE FAMILY WHO

SHARES-- WAIT, DO YOU, HOLDON.

LET'S TRY IT WITH YOU.

WHAT?

IT IS AS HERE THAT MATTHEWCOLBERT HAS ONLY ONE

POLITICAL DONATION ONRECORD.

HE GAVE $250 TO A DEMOCRAT.

WELL, WELL THEN I CAN'TRECOMMEND YOUR PRODUCT,

MATT.

TOO BAD.

I REALLY LIKED IT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACKEVERYBODY, MY GUEST IS FORMER

SECRETARY OF STATE WHO JUSTRELEASED HSI 15TH BOOK.

LOOKS LIKE HILLARY'S GOTSOME COMPETITION.

PLEASE WELCOME DR. HENRYKISSINGER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HENRY.

GOT TO SEE YOU, THANKS FORCOMING BACK.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE LASTSUMMER WHEN WE WERE BUSTING

A MOVE TO GET LUCKY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOINGTHAT LAST YEAR.

>> WELL, THE LAST TIME DIDYOU THIS, MY OFFICE I HAD A

TELEPHONE ON MY DESK

Stephen: AND YOU CALLED SECUIRTY>> COULD CALL FOR SECURITY.

>> Stephen: EXACTLY.

I GOT MY SECURITY HERETONIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

OKAY, FORMER U.S. SECRETARYOF STATE, WINNER OF THE

NOBEL PEACE PRIZING HELPED BRINGAN END TO THE VIETNAM WAR,

FORGED THE RAYPOSCHMA WITHCHINA- - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT

RAYPROSHMA MEANS.

YOU LEAD THE POLICY OF DETANTEWITH THE SOVIET UNION. THIS IS

YOUR 15th BOOK.

IT'S CALLED WORLD ORDER,OKAY.

I ASSUME BY THAT TITLE THISIS FICTION, BECAUSE THERE IS

NO ORDER IN THE WORLD RIGHTNOW, HENRY.

HOW-- WHAT-- OBAMA HASN'TGIVEN HIS, YOU KNOW, SPEECH

YET, OKAY. WE'RE RECORDING THISEARLIER.

SO YOU HAVEN'T SEEN OBAMA'SSPEECH YET.

BUT YOU AGREE WITH ME THATIT'S TERRIBLE, RIGHT?

TERRIBLE SPEECH, COMPLETEFAILURE.

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING ITTO SAY?

>> I THINK HE'S GOING TO SAYTHAT HE WILL ATTACK THESE

TERRORIST GROUPS IN BOTHIRAQ AND SYRIA.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> AND I AGREE WITH THAT.

>> Stephen: YOU DO.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: ANYPLACE ELSE WESHOULD BE BOMBING?

CAN YOU, CAN YOU BOMB ORDER BACKINTO THE WORLD?

CAN WE JUST BOMB EVERYBODYBACK TO THE STONE AGE AND

THEN INVITE THEM BACK INTOTHE 16th CENTURY?

>> NO YOU CAN'T BOMB THEMBACK INTO THE WORLD.

BUT YOU CAN TRY TO MAKE ITIMPOSSIBLE FOR THOSE WHO

DISTURB ORDER TO CONTINUEDISTURBING IT.

>> Stephen: WHY IS THE WORLDTHE WAY IT IS NOW, OKAY?

IS THIS CRAZIER THAN IT USEDTO BE?

OR ARE WE JUST NOTICING HOWCRAZY IT IS?

>> WELL, FOR ONE THING,EVERY PART OF THE WORLD CAN

NOW IMPACT EVERY OTHER PARTOF THE WORLD.

>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU'VEGOT TWITTER AND STUFF LIKE

THAT, RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)>> I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> AND I WILL DISGRACEMYSELF, BUT I DON'T USE

TWITTER.

(LAUGHTER)>> Stephen: REALLY?

WELL,-- WE'LL CHANGE THAT.(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I'LL TWEET FOR YOU.

I'LL TWEET FOR YOU TONIGHT,WE'LL COME UP WITH A GOOD

ONE, ALL RIGHT.

>> THAT WOULD BE GOOD.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

SO BUT WHY, THE WORLDCRAZIER NOW THAN IT USED TO

BE REALLY OR ARE WE JUSTNOTICING IT.

>> IF YOU TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE,THE MIDDLE EAST.

>> Stephen: NO THANK YOU,BUT GO AHEAD.

(LAUGHTER)>> WHAT YOU HAVE THERE IS A

WHOLE SERIES OF REVOLUTIONS,OF A DIFFERENT KIND,

OCCURRING SIDE-BY-SIDE.

PRESSURES ON THE STATE, THEDISAPPEARANCES OF FRONTIERS,

THE BATTLE BETWEEN VARIOUSRELIGIOUS GROUPS.

AND THIS IS ALL COMING TOTHE SURFACE SIMULTANEOUSLY.

>> Stephen: IT'S OBAMAFAULT'S HOW, HOW IS THIS

OBAMA'S FAULT?

>> IT'S NOT OBAMA'S FAULT.

>> Stephen: HENRY, I'M GOINGTO EDIT THAT OUT.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S FAIR WARNING, I'M TAKINGTHAT OUT.

I'M TAKING THAT OUT.

I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE INTHE WORD'S "OBAMA'S FAULT"

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE UKRAINEHERE.

IS THERE A REESTABLISHMENTOF AN OLD WORLD ORDER GOING

ON.

BECAUSE PUTIN IS REASSERTINGTHE KIND OF AUTHORITY THAT

THE SOVIET UNION HAD OVERTHAT PART, OVER THE WORLD.

ARE WE IN TROUBLE THERE?

>> WELL, YOU CAN'T SAY WEARE IN TROUBLE.

>> Stephen: ARE THEEUROPEANS IN TROUBLE?

>> WHAT IS HAPPENING IT INTHE UKRAINE IS THAT THERE

ARE DIFFERENT IDEAS OFINTERNATIONAL ORDER.

THE WEST BELIEVE IN SOVEREIGNTYOF STATES --

Stephen: WE IN THE WEST BELIEVEIN THE SOVEREIGNTY OF EVERY

STATE, THESE ARE OUR BORDERS,DON'T COME OVER HERE.

>> CORRECT.

AND YOU SHOULDN'T INTERFEREIN THEIR AFFAIRS.

FOR THE RUSSIANS, UKRAINE ISWHAT THEY CONSIDER PART OF

THEIR TERRITORY.

BUT OF COURSE, YOU CANNOTHAVE A PEACEFUL WORLD IF THE

PRINCIPLES IS ESTABLISHEDTHAT ANY COUNTRY CAN CROSS

BORDERS BECAUSE IT THINKS ITHAS A HISTORIC PATRIMONY.

BUT IT IS NOT A PURELYAMERICAN PROBLEM.

>> Stephen: IS THERE GOINGTO BE A WORLD PROBLEM?

COULD THIS THING SPIRAL INTOWORLD WAR III?

>> WELL, WHAT I BELIEVE IS, IS--

>> Stephen: HENRY, A COMFORTINGANSWER WOULD BE NO --

(LAUGHTER)

IT WOULD BE VERY NICE HEARYOU SAY NO, DON'T WORRY

ABOUT WORLD WAR III, BUT NOGO ON TO YOUR ACTUAL ANSWER,

I WANT YOU TO KNOW AS AGRANDPA FIGURE YOU MIGHT

WANT TO JUST SAY NO, SLEEPTIGHT.

GO AHEAD, PLEASE.

>> NO, NO, THAT IS WHAT IWOULD SAY, NO.

BUT I WOULD SAY-- BUT TOATTEMPT TO TRANSFORM UKRAINE

INTO A BRIDGE BETWEEN RUSSIAAND THE WEST RATHER THAN AS

AN OUTPOST OF EITHER,AGAINST THE OTHER.

>> Stephen: WHO IS THIS BOOKFOR?

IS IT FOR WORLD LEADERS AS AMANUAL TO REESTABLISH ORDER?

>> NO, IT'S WRITTEN FOR, IHOPE, ORDINARY AMERICANS IF THEY

TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT ISGOING ON IN THE WORLD.

>> Stephen: SO IF YOU ATHOME ARE SAYING TO YOURSELF

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON,THIS IS YOUR BOOK?

HENRY KISSINGER, THANK YOUSO MUCH.

THE BOOK IS WORLD ORDER.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR THE

REPORT, EVERYBODY.

GOOD NIGHT.