In this episode, the pope is in Turkey. I believe they refer to that as "Turpopen." Plus, I'll find out that there's more to Alabama than -- what's in Alabama? Then, tonight's guest Harry Shearer is a voice on "The Simpsons," has his own radio show, has written a new book and is starring in the new movie, "For Your Consideration." I will ask him about "Spinal Tap." All right, stoners, start your copy of Dark Side of the Moon now. This is The Colbert Report.