In this episode, the GOP is having an identity crisis. They can't decide whether they're white or translucent. Then, Christmas is under attack again, and this time it's person-noel. And my guest, Rolling Stone Contributing Editor Matt Taibbi, says Goldman Sachs controls our government. Masons, you're off the hook. An independent panel said the TARP program worked. Hmm, I wonder what program funded that panel. This is The Colbert Report.