In this episode, Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club. Speaking of which, why can't I join Curves gym? I have womanly hips. Then, I salute my latest Alpha Dog. I turn that canine up to K-11. Plus, my guest is Joshua Micah Marshall from Talking Points Memo. Here's a memo: I'll do the pointing and the talking. Wow, those Iranians are really pissed at Letterman. This is The Colbert Report.