February 25, 2015 - Mars 2024

  • 02/25/2015

Larry talks about the significance of the proposed Mars One expedition with Don Cheadle, Sonia Van Meter, Ricky Velez and Lee Daniels.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WE'RE TALKING

ABOUT SPACE, THAT'S RIGHTNEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, YOU'RE

NOT THE ONLY BROTHER WHO CANTALK ABOUT THIS STUFF ON TV.

SHOULD WE GIVE UP ON SPACETRAVEL?

NO LETS'S KEEP IT GOING.I DON'T WANT TO SEE CAPTAIN

KIRK CRY AGAIN.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: NERDS ARE SIGNING

UP TO GO 2 BY 2 ON A MISSIONTO MARS.

IT'S LIKE NOAH'S ARK BUT WITHMORE PEANUT ALLERGIES

WE CHOOSE TO GO TO MARS,NOT BECAUSE IT'S EASY BUT

BECAUSE WE HAVE A UNQUENCHABLEDEATH WISH.

THIS IS THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

COMEDY CENTRAL>> Larry: WOW, THANK YOU,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

LOOK, A LOT OF YOU MAY NOTKNOW THIS, IT'S TRUE.

I'M A HUGE SPACE NERD, OKAY.

OR BLERD, IF YOU WILL.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THATMEANS, YOU CAN ALWAYS

BLOOGLE IT, OKAY.

ANYWAY, I GREW UP LOVINGSPACE.

AND SPACE LOVE IS A TOUGHLOVE BECAUSE THE OBJECT OF

YOUR AFFECTION, SPACE, WILLCRUSH YOUR LUNGS AND SUCK

CLEAN EVERY FLUID FROM YOURBODY IN MERE SECONDS.

IS IT LIKE MARRIAGE?

IN MANY WAYS, YES, IT IS.(LAUGHTER)

ANYWAY, DANGER ASIDE, TODAY IS AHUGE DAY

IN SPACE, SUCH EXCITINGNEWS.

ON SCREEN.

>> THE SECOND OF THREE SPACEWALKS AT THE INTERNATIONAL

SPACE STATION TOOK PLACETODAY WITH COMMANDER BARRY

WILMORE.

>> NASA LIGHT ENGINEER BARRYWILMORE.

>> BARRY WILMORE.

>> BARRY WILMORE.

>> ASTRONAUT BARRY WILMORE.

>> SNAPPED A SELFIE OUTSIDETHE SPACE STATION.

>> Larry: THAT'S RIGHT,EARTHBOUND BITCHES, RESPECT,

RESPECT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)BARRY WILMORE WALKING IN

SPACE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I MEAN I LOVE SPACE AND NOWSPACE'S HOTTEST NEW

HERO HAS A NAME ONE LETTERAWAY FROM MINE.

I MEAN THIS IS LIKE IF YOUARE A HUGE MUSIC FAN IN THE

EARLY '60s AND YOUR NAME WASNICK JAGGER, OR IF YOU WERE

A BIG FAN OF THE ILLUSIONSINVOLVING SNOW TIGERS AND YOUR

NAME WAS BLIEGFRIED N ROY.

BUT THIS GOES BEYOND JUST ANAME.

SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT THISADORABLE SOUNDING BARRY

WILMORE.

>> U.S. NAVY CAPTAIN BARRYWILMORE GREW UP IN MT.

JULIET, TENNESSEE.

WILMORE WALKED ON TO THEFOOTBALL TEAM AT TENNESSEE

TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY.

WILMORE MADE TWO DEPLOYMENTSDURING OPERATION DESERT

STORM THEN WENT TO THE NAVYTEST PILOT SCHOOL.

>> OH MY GOD!

I MEAN I GREW UP IN A TOWN.

I LIKE FOOTBALL.

I REMEMBER OPERATION DESERTSTORM!

I'VE RIDDEN IN AN AIRPLANE.

GOOD LORD, WE'RE THE SAMEPERSON.

THIS IS SO WEIRD.

OKAY, SO WHAT IS THISSPACE GENIUS COOKIN UP THERE

IN THE HEAVENS, ANYWAY.

>> SOME 250 MILES ABOVEEARTH, THE U.S. ASTRONAUTS

OUTSIDE THE INTERNATIONALSPACE STATION ARE RIGGING

THE PARKING SPOTS FOR TWOCOMMERCIAL SPACE TAXIES.

>> OH, GREAT, THERE AREGOING TO BE SPACE TAXIES?

WELL, THAT SUCKS FOR BLACKASTRONAUTS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: TAXI.

OKAY.

YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING INSPACE, RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S MY "GRAVITY"

IMPRESSION.

ALL RIGHT.

LOOK, MY ASTRONAUT BROTHERBEING AWESOME ISN'T THE ONLY

EXCITING SPACE STORY.

>> WE'RE GOING MARS, OR ATLEAST THAT'S THE PLAN FROM

PRIVATE SPACE EXPLORATIONCOMPANY MARS ONE.

>> THEIR MISSION IS SET TOLIFT OFF IN THE YEAR 2024.

AND IT WILL BRING TWO DOZENLUCKY PEOPLE TO THE RED

PLANET.

>> Larry: GOING TO MARS,YES.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKINGABOUT.

S.

TRY TO GET US UP THERE, ISIS,IF YOU ARE SO BAD.

MARS.

(APPLAUSE)AND THE BEST PART OF THIS,

IT'S A PRIVATE COMPANY.

SEE, THIS IS HOW PRIVATEENTERPRISE WORKS.

COSMONAZIS, RIGHT.

THIS IS AS ASPRATIONAL.

YOU GO PRIVATEENTERPRISE.

>> THE PROJECT IS CALLEDMARS ONE BECAUSE THE PEOPLE

WHO WERE SELECTED WILL GET AONE WAY TICKET TO MARS.

>> Larry: ONE WAY TICKET?

DOES THE GOVERNMENT KNOWABOUT THIS?

I THINK WE NEED A LITTLEREGULATION HERE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

ARE THEY COLONIZING A NEWPLANET.

THIS IS BIGGER THAN ITHOUGHT.

THIS COULD BE A WHOLE NEWEARTH.

AND WHO KNOWS? ON MARS, WHATIF YOU COULD LIVE LIKE A

THOUSAND YEARS.

>> THE MIT RESEARCHSIMULATION OF THE MARS ONE

PLAN SAYS THAT THE FIRSTDEATH WOULD OCCUR 68 DAYS

INTO THE MISSION.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: YOU ONLY LIVE FOR

68 DAYS?

THAT'S THE LIFE EXPECTANCYOF A SUGE KNIGHT BUSINESS

PARTNER.

THAT'S NO TIME AT ALL.

IT'S SHORT.

JUST SAYING IT'S SHORT.

WELL, THIS IS A PRIVATECOMPANY GIVING PEOPLE

ONE-WAY TICKETS TO CERTAINDEATH. WHO IS RUNNING THIS,

SPIRIT AIRLINES?

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

WELL, LOOK, OBVIOUSLY NOBODYIS GOING TO TAKE THIS

TICKET.

>> INITIALLY MORE THAN200,000 APPLIED FOR THE MARS

ONE ASTRONAUT SELECTIONPROGRAM FROM ALL OVER THE

WORLD.

>> Larry: 200,000 PEOPLE.

WANT TO GO TO MARS KNOWINGTHEY WILL FACE THEIR CERTAIN

DEATH-- I DON'T EVEN WANT TOGO TO DISNEYLAND BECAUSE I

THINK I'LL GET THE MEASLES.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, WITH THE POOL OFAPPLICANTS THAT BIG, I HAVE

TO IMAGINE THEY HAVE SOMEVERY STRICT REQUIREMENTS,

RIGHT?

I'M SURE YOU HAVE TO BE ONEOF THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST TO

BE A PART OF THIS ELITESPACE SQUAD.

>> A LOT OF THE TEAMMATES,WE HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER AND

WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUTWHAT OUR PERSONALITY TYPES

ARE.

YOU KNOW, WHICH ONE OF USARE MESSY AND LIKE TO LEAVE

OUR UNDERWEAR ON THE FLOORAND NOT, AND YOU KNOW.

I THINK THOSE THINGS AREGOING TO BECOME UBER

IMPORTANT.

>> Larry: NOT SURE YOURSPACE DRAWERS ARE GOING TO

BE THE MOST UBER-IMPORTANT.

WHEN YOU SUDDENLY REALIZEIT'S DAY 69 AND YOU LOOK

LIKE THIS.

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S PRETTY BAD.

PRETTY BAD.

DAY 69.

DAY 68 IS AWESOME.

DAY 69, NOT SO MUCH.

OKAY, LOOK, I UNDERSTAND THEFASCINATION WITH THIS WHOLE

MARS THING BUT I HAVE KIDS, ASHOW TO HOST AND A VERY

ACTIVE NETFLIX LIFE. IJUST CAN'T TAKE OFF ON A ONE-WAY

TRIP TO MARS. BUT NOT EVERYONETHINKS LIKE THAT.

CHECK OUT THIS POSSIBLE FUTUREMARTIAN

>> SONIA, YOU DO REALIZETHIS IS A ONE-WAY TICKET,

RIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT COMING BACKWON'T YOUR HUSBAND AND STEP

KIDS MISS YOU?

>> UNDOUBTEDLY.

BUT MY HUSBAND AND MYCHILDREN ARE MY LOUDEST

SUPPORTERS, MY GREATESTCHAMPIONS.

I WOULD NOT BE DOING THISWITHOUT THEIR FULL HEARTED

SUPPORT.

>> Larry: OH, MAN, I WOULDREALLY LIKE TO TALK TO THAT

CRAZY WOMAN IN PERSON

AND HERE SHE IS.

PLEASE WELCOME MARSCANDIDATE SONIA VAN METER

THANKS SONIA FOR COMING.

I'M VERY-- I'M VERYIMPRESSED THAT YOU ARE ONE

OF THE PEOPLE WHO HASACTUALLY BEEN CHOSEN AS A

CANDIDATE, RIGHT.

>> I HAVE.

>> Larry: TO LEAVE YOURFAMILY.

NOW WHY DO YOU HATE YOURFAMILY SO MUCH

>> I ADMIT THIS IS GOING TOMAKE IT A LITTLE HARDER FOR

MY CHILDREN TO BRING MEBREAKFAST IN BED, BUT THEY

CAN'T COOK FOR CRAP ANYWAY.

>> Larry: BUT WHAT WAS YOURDECISION PROCESS.

WAS THIS SOMETHING YOUWANTED TO DO AS A KID.

>> SURE, ABSOLUTELY.

YOU GROW UP WATCHING ENOUGHSTAR TREK, THE IDEA SINKS IN

YOUR BRAIN THAT ONE DAY WEWILL GO OUT INTO THE STARS.

>> Larry: SO YOUR HUSBAND'SCOMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE OF THIS.

>> IN PUBLIC HE IS

>> -- THAT DOESN'T WORRY YOUAT ALL.

THERE IS NO SIDE ASTRONAUTOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

YOU DON'T HAVETO ANSWER THAT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK MORE TO HERAND FIGURE ALL THIS OUT.

>> Larry: OKAY.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

JOINING US NOW TONIGHT WEHAVE THE STAR OF THE SHOW

HOUSE OF LIES, DON CHEADLE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: AND OF COURSE ONCE

AGAIN MARS ONE FINALIST SONIAVAN METER, AND OUR NIGHTLY

SHOW CONTRIBUTOR RICKY VELEZ,AND THE FILMMAKER AND ONE OF

THE CREATORS OF THE NEW HITSHOW EMPIRE, IF YOU HAVEN'T

SEEN IT, IT IS BLOWING UP,IT IS.

ANOTHER ONE OF OUR MOSTTALENTED FILMMAKERS AND

WRITERS, DIRECTORS AROUND,LEE DANIELS.

(APPLAUSE)OKAY.

SO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THEWHOLE MARS PROJECT THAT

SONIA WANTS TO GO ON.

DON I WANTED TO ASK YOU AQUESTION FIRST.

ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE HEREWHO HAS ACTUALLY BEEN TO

MARS.

>> EXACTLY.

>> Larry: WE HAVE A PICTUREOF DON ON MARS.

THERE YOU GO.

RIGHT.

>> YEAH. NOTICE MY WARDROBE'SALL DIRTY AND GARY SINISE'S IS

PRISTINE

>> -- THE BROTHER IS DOINGALL THE WORK, RIGHT HERE.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT.

>> WHAT'S THAT'S WHAT I'MSAYING.

>> Larry: AND YOU DIDN'T DIEFIRST.

>> I DID NOT DIE FIRST.

I ACTUALLY MADE IT BACK. IT WASREVOLUTIONARY

>> Larry: THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S WHY IT'S A MOVIE,RIGHT.

>> THAT'S WHY IT'S A MOVIE

FICTION.

DO YOU THINK, DO YOU THINKTHIS WHOLE THING IS

WORTHWHILE?

>> THIS TYPE OF VENTURE.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN TO JUST GO TO ANOTHERPLANET TO [BLEEP] UP, I MEAN

MAYBE.

I FEEL LIKE UNTIL WE-- IDON'T KNOW WHAT THE-- I

GUESS YOU CAN HIP US TO THISLATER.

I UNDERSTAND THEUNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR

EXPLORATION ANDUNDERSTANDING WHAT IS

BEYOND.

BUT IF WE'RE ASKED TO TALKABOUT COLONIZING MARS AND

SOMEHOW USING THAT AS ANESCAPE PLAN FOR TURNING THIS

PLACE INTO TRASH, AND JUSTGET THE NEXT PLACE, I DON'T

KNOW.

>> Larry: ESPECIALLY IF WECOLONIZE IT FOR 68 DAYS.

WORST FRAT PARTY EVER.

NOW LEE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE THISIS A REAL BROTHER-FRIENDLY

ACTIVITY, LIKE THERE ARESOME THINGS THAT AREN'T VERY

BROTHER FRIENDLY LIKE ICEROAD TRUCKING, DEADLIEST

CATCHING.>> X GAMES

>> Larry: BUT ONEWAY TICKET TO MARS, DO YOU

THINK DIVERSITY SHOULD BE ANISSUE IN THIS KIND OF THING.

>> OH NO.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T THINKSO?

>> LET ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE GO.KUMBAYA.

>> IF THERE ARE NO MEXICANSOR FILIPINO OR BLACK

PEOPLE WHO IS GOING TO TAKECARE OF CLEANING AND STUFF.

>> Larry: OH, COME ON, MAN.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

>> IS THIS SOMETHING WOULDYOU DO.

>> NO!

>> WHY NOT.

>> I GOT ANXIETY.

I'M AFRAID OF EVERYTHING.

I'M NOT GOING INTO SPACE.

>> IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHATANXIETY IS, IT IS A WHITE

PEOPLE DISEASE I CAUGHT FROMMY JEWISH GIRLFRIEND WHEN

SHE SNEEZED ON ME.

THAT'S HOW YOU GET IT SHE'SLIKE A CHOO.

I'M LIKE, I'M NERVOUS ABOUTEVERYTHING.

>> Larry: I HAVE TO ASK YOU,PART OF THIS SEEMS SAD TO ME

EARLY IN THE SPACE DAY, SOME

OF MY SPACE HISTORYKNOWLEDGE OF BEING A SPACE

NERD, WHEN-- I THINK LYCAWAS THE DOG'S NAME, THEY

WERE CALLING HIM MUTTNICKBUT THE WORLD WAS SO

EXCITED ABOUT IT. THE WORLD CAMETOGETHER. THIS WAS

BEFORE THE MOON LANDING. BUTTHEN

IT DAWNED ON PEOPLE THAT THEDOG WASN'T GOING MAKE IT

BECAUSE THE RUSSIANS DID NOT

HAVE A PLAN FOR HIM TO COMEBACK.

AND IT TURNED INTO THESADDEST THING EVER.

IS THERE ANY FEAR, LIKE THIS ISLIKE AN EVEN WORSE SITUATION.

>> NO, WE'RE GOING OUT THEREWITH A PLAN.

I MEAN THE POINT IS NOT TOGO OUT THERE TO DIE.

THE POINT IS TO GO OUT THEREAND TO LIVE.

FIND A WAY TO MAKE ITHAPPEN.

>> YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'RECOMPLETELY CONTENT ON A

ONE-WAY, AND YOUR HUSBAND,YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE

SQUARE WITH THIS, STRAIGHTUP SQUARE WITH IT.

>> STRAIGHT UP SQUARE.

>> WHAT IS THE MALE TOFEMALE RATIO?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> 50/50.

>> IT HAS TO BE TWO GIRLS,TWO GIRLS.

>> IN EVERY SENSE.

>> WHAT ABOUT GAY BOYS.

>> IT GETS KIND OF COMPLICATED.

>> IT DOES.

>> THAT IS A FINE QUESTION,I WILL HAVE TO INVESTIGATE

THAT.

>> I LOVE THAT IN THE END NOBODYTHINKS ABOUT MARS EXPLORATION.

THE 21st DAY PEOPLE ARE LIKEWHY ARE WE ALL NOT [BLEEP] RIGHT

NOW.

IS THIS JUST ONE BIG ORGYTRIP? IS THAT WHAT IT IS.

>> YOU WILL HAVE TO COME ONUP AND FIND OUT.

>> THAT'S A YES.

>> ARE THERE ANY MORALIMPLICATIONS OF SOMETHING

LIKE THIS, A PRIVATE COMPANYTHAT IS SENDING PEOPLE TO

THEIR CERTAIN DEATH.

I MEAN,

>> WELL, IS IT CERTAINDEATH.

>> YES.

>> ALL DEATH IS CERTAIN

>> THIS IS QUICKER CERTAINDEATH.

>> THEY ESTIMATE THE FIRSTDEATH THEY ARE PROJECTING

OCCURS IN 68 DAYS, BUT ISTHERE A FAIT ACCOMPLI

THAT EVERYONE GOING UPBECAUSE OF THE TRAVEL WILL

DIE ON THE SURFACE OF MARS.

>> THE 68 DAYS COMES FROM ASTUDY THAT WAS DISPROVEN

THE WORLD CAME TOGETHER THE MARSONE PLAN.

THAT WAS A STUDY BASED ONSPECIFICATIONS FROM THE ISS

WHICH IS WONDERFUL

BUT IT DOESN'T TAKE INTO -->> THAT IS ONE LETTER AWAY

FROM ISIS.

>> THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKINGABOUT.

I KNEW THEY WERE MIXED UP INTHIS.

>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

LOOK AT THAT.

>> WOULD YOU GO?

[BLEEP] NO!

[BLEEP].

>> RICKY, WOULD YOU GO.

>> NO.

>> DON, WOULD YOU GO.

>> NO, NO.

>> LET'S IMAGINE THATYOU ARE GOING, OKAY.

LET'S IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE.

YOU'VE GOT 68 DAYS TO LIVE.

WHETHER WHAT DOW SPEND YOURTIME DOING, DON?

>> I MEAN, WHAT ARE HE DOINGUP THERE, LOOKING AT ROCKS.

ARE WE CHECKING OUT THECONSISTENCY OF MARS DIRT

WHAT ARE WE DOING UP THERE.

>> RICKY WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

>> I'M ON THE [BLEEP].

>> NOT ME AND YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.

>> IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOWPRISON WORKS, THOUGH.

>> AFTER A WHILE.

>> LEE, YOU GOT 68 DAYS,WHAT DO YOU

SPEND YOUR TIME DOING?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

OLD HABITS.

>> GOOD OLD HABITS.

GET ME THAT-- GET ME THAT-- THAT-- GET ME A LITTLE LIQUOR.

A PACK OF NEWPORTS.

AND WATCH THE SWEAT DRIP.

>> OKAY.

>> ALL RIGHT, SONIA, ARE YOUTAKING ANYTHING SPECIAL WITH

YOU?

>> THE ONLY THING THAT IABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BRING

WITH ME IS MY WEDDINGJEWELRY.

>> THAT'S IT.

>> THAT'S IT.

>> IF YOU GOT TO BRING ONETHING AND ONE PERSON, WHAT

WOULD IT BE, WHO WOULD IT BEAND WHAT WOULD IT BE?

>> THE DUDE FROM HOOTIE ANDTHE BLOWFISH AND A VIBRATOR.

>> HOOTIE AND A BLOWFISH ANDA VIBRATOR.

WHAT WOULD I REALLY BRING.

>> 68 DAYS TO LIVE ON APLANET.

>> WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE TOMARS WITH YOU FROM EARTH.

>> THAT IS SO HARD-- I DON'TKNOW.

I FEEL LIKE YOU, LIKE A BAGOF WEED AND-- I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I WOULD TAKE.

I WOULD-- SOMETHING TOFORGET THAT I WAS GOING TO

DIE IN 68 DAYS.

>> WE'RE GOING BE RIGHT BACKAND TALK ABOUT THAT.

>> Larry: OKAY, WELCOME BACK.

SINCE WE ARE TALKING ABOUTMARS I THOUGHT WE WOULD DO

SOMETHING FUN.

I THOUGHT WOULD BE FUN TOIMAGINE, WE WENT TO MARS,

AND WE FOUND THAT THERE AREACTUALLY MARTIANS ON MARS, A

RACE OF MARTIANS, SO I'MGOING TO BE THE MARTIAN,

OKAY.

AND I'M GOING TO ASK EACH OFYOU ONE AT A TIME, YOU HAVE

TO EXPLAIN EARTH THINGS TOME, OKAY.

AS IF I WAS A MARTIAL, OKAY.

SO WE HAVE DONE SOMERESEARCH AND WE FIGURED THIS

IS WHAT MARTIANS KIND OFLOOK LIKE.

SO ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, DON, WE'RE GOING TOSTART WITH YOU.

EXPLAIN RACISM.

>> IF I WAS A MARTIAN, WHYDO I GET TO EXPLAIN RACISM.

>> RACISM IS, YOU WOULD BESUBJUGATEED BECAUSE YOU LOOK

LIKE THAT.

>> LOOK LIKE WHAT?

>> NO MIRRORS ON MARS?

>> WHAT ARE MIRRORS?

>> WHO IS THIS JIM CROW?

IS HE YOUR LEADER.

>> YES, HE IS.

>> THAT'S MY UNCLE.

>> HE IS OUR LEADER.

>> WHAT IS SKIN COLOR?

>> WOW.

>> I DON'T, DO YOUUNDERSTAND COLORS.

>> ARE YOU THE ONE THEY CALLNEGRO

>> YES. YOU'VE DONE YOURRESEARCH MY MARTIAN

BROTHER.

>> EXPLAIN TO ME THE NEGRO.

>> I'M NOT DOING IT.

I HAVE TO ACT AND DO MOVIESAFTER THIS I CAN'T-- I THINK

I UNDERSTAND.

>> I THINK I UNDERSTAND.

>> ONE THING WE MARTIANS GETIS HOW TO MAKE MONEY.

RICKY, YOU WILL EXPLAINMARRIAGE.

WHAT IS MARRIAGE?

WHY MUST YOU COUPLE?

WHY WOULD YOU NOT STAYALONE?

>> IT IS WHEN YOU'VE GIVENUP.

I'M NOT MARRIED.

SHUT UP.

>> Larry: OKAY, AS A MARTIAN,I GET THAT.

OKAY, SONIA, WE WILL GO TOYOU,

KAMAKAZE PILOTS.

YOU MAY ACTUALLY HAVE TO DOTHAT.

WHAT IS A KAMIKAZE PILOT?

>> IT IS A FEARLESS -->> FEARLESS.

>> Larry: WHAT ARE THEYTRYING TO DO?

>> WHAT IS THEIR MISSION.

>> I DON'T KNOW, DON'T LOOKAT ME.

I'M NOT GOING TO MARS.

>> Larry: WHAT IS THEIRMISSION?

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THEIRMISSION?

>> SOMEONE DOWNS THE PLANEBECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN

SOMETHING KIND OF RIDICULOUS.

>> Larry: WHY WOULD SOMEONEFLY INTO SOMETHING KNOWING

THAT THEY WILL DIE.

>> BECAUSE IT'S THERE!

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: OKAY, LEE, YOU

HAVE TO EXPLAIN A GAY PRIDEPARADES

>> ARE YOU JOKING?

>> Larry: WHAT IS A GAYPRIDE PARADE.

>> YOUR MOMMA.

A GAY PRIDE PARADE.

>> Larry: WHY IS THERE APARADE.

WHAT IS A PARADE.

>> WHAT IS A GAY PRIDEPARADE.

>> IT IS A CELEBRATE YOURGAYNESS.

>> Larry: LET'S GO BACK TOYOUR MOMMA.

>> I TOOK MY MOMMA TO THEGAY PRIDE PARADE.

>> Larry: YOU TOOK YOURMOTHER TO THE GAY PRIDE PARADE

THIS IS MORE INTERESTING.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> WHAT AM I DOING WITH ALLTHESE-- I CAN'T EVEN SAY THE

WORD BECAUSE IT ISPOLITICALLY INCORRECT.

NO, I CAN'T SAY IT I CAN'TSAY THAT WORD.

>> Larry: THAT'S WHAT YOURMOM SAID.

>> YEAH.

I WAS LIKE SHUT UP.

YOU ARE GOING FOR THE RIDE.

LET'S GO FOR THE RIDE.

>> Larry: SO YOUR MOM WASTHE MARTIAN IN THAT CASE.

>> IT REALLY LIBERATED HERTHAT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE

FOR HER.

LIKE SHE JUST-- LIKE SHETHOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

>> Larry: MAYBE WE SHOULDTAKE ALL THE RACIST AND

PREJUDICE PEOPLE TO MARS.

>> NO, NO!

>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THETIME WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WILL THANK OUR PANELIST,SONIA VAN METER, DON CHEADLE,

LEE DANIELS AND RICKY VELEZ.

AND FINALLY, BEST OF LUCK TOASTRONAUT BARRY WILMORE.

KEEP IT SAFE UP THERE,ESPECIALLY THE NAME.

AND TOMORROW WE'RE WRAPPINGUP BLACK HISTORY MONTH WITH

A CONVERSATION ABOUT ISSUESTHAT ARE IMPORTANT TO BLACK

WOMEN SO TWEET YOURQUESTIONS TO ME WITH THE

HASHTAG #KEEPIT100

UNTIL THEN, EVERYBODY, SEEYOU TOMORROW.

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