Show Me on the Doll

  • Season 2, Ep 2
  • 10/12/2011

Nick shares an unfortunate pants-pooping incident, and Beep Beep Sweep tackles stubborn stains.

I DON'T WEAR COLOGNE.ALL RIGHT? I DON'T.

THE BALCONY.

I WOULD THOUGH,IF CINNABON MADE A COLOGNE.

YEAH, RIGHT?

WHY HAVE THEYNOT DONE THAT YET?

IT'S THE BEST SMELL EVER.

YOU EVER JUST WALK THROUGHAN AIRPORT AND YOU'RE LIKE...

( inhales )OH, I WANT TO -- THAT.

( inhales )OH MY GOD.

I MEAN I BONE CINNABONSJUST AS THEMSELVES.

JUST THE BUN ITSELF.I'LL -- GO OFF.

IMAGINE IF--

I LIKE TO DRINK.IT'S NOT A SECRET.

I LIKE DAY DRINKING.IT'S FUN.

I LIKE JUST ONE DAY--

JUST TAKE LIKE A TUESDAY OFFAND JUST GET HAMMERED.

BUT LIKE AT NOON--

LIKE JUST GET BLACKED OUTAT LIKE NOON ON A TUESDAY.

BUT THEN JUSTGO ABOUT YOUR DAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

JUST GET BLACKED OUTAND LIKE GO TO THE BANK.

AND LIKE EVERYONE ELSEIS IN LIKE WORK MODE

AND YOU'RE JUST STANDINGIN LINE LIKE...

BUT IN YOUR HEADYOU'RE LIKE,

"NOBODY KNOWSI'M HAMMERED."

SUCH A COOL FEELING.

I LOVE IT.

THE WORD WHISKEY IN GAELIC,

THAT LANGUAGE,

IT MEANS WATER OF LIFE.

IT'S TRUE, BEARDO.

AND I THINK THAT'S REALLY NICEBECAUSE IT SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER

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