October 8, 2009 - Colin Beavan

In this episode, the media attacks Glenn Beck. See, he told us he's not paranoid for nothing. And Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team -- African-American players, your salaries just became reparations. And my guest, Colin Beavan, spent a year making no environmental impact. I'll make sure he also doesn't make a cultural impact. No thanks, loose-leaf paper. I prefer abstinence-leaf paper. You whore! This is The Colbert Report.