Leela's Homeworld

  • Season 4, Ep 5
  • 02/07/2008

Leela learns the truth about her parents and her identity.

( gasps )

Great Cheech's ghost.

What's this junk?

It looks like

a timeline ofmy whole life.

That's when we saved Earth

from a giant asteroidof garbage.

And here's whenI dropped out

and bummed around Indiafor a while.

And this is just last yearat Space Mardi Gras.

It's like some kind ofweird Leela museum

and I'm the Leela!

FRY:Dude, over here!

It's allthe best stuff

I ever flusheddown the toilet.

Those are someof my diary pages.

And my screenplay.

And also, for some reason

the letter I wrote youfull of my personal feelings.

Oh, I'm scared.

My whole lifehas just been a show

for some perverted mutant.

MUTANTS:They must be in here!

Yeah! Get 'em!

And then Bender ran.

Leela, freak out later.

We're not doneescaping yet.

( grunting )

( yelling )

Got you!

Take this!


This time I'm callingfor the death penalty

and not just because

I'm running for reelectionas Supreme Mutant.

( chanting ):Four more years!

Four more years!


( whispering )

Ah, very well.

Your attention!

Instead of beingtortured to death

the prisoners shall herebybe expelled from the sewers

and never allowed to return.

Oh, cruel fate!

Can we really never returnto this dank pit of sewage?

Wait a minute.

Why aren't you goingto kill us anymore?

Yeah, what are you, chicken?

( clucking )

Shut up, you two.

We can kill ourselveswhen we get home.

It's a girl!

My God!

She's beautiful.

No extra anythings.

( cooing )

What people skills!

She's completely perfect!

In my professional opinion

as an ear, ear, ear,nose and throat doctor

she is the least mutatedmutant ever born.

And yet...she's cursed

to live the horribledegrading life of a mutant

like all of us,especially him.

( sniffling ):It's true.

Maybe we can dobetter for her.

( grunting )

( baby cooing )

I made this braceletso that

in some small waywe'll always be with you...

even when it doesn't seemlike it--

during your entire life,for example.

You won't passfor human, cutie

but if my PhDin exo-linguisticsis worth diddly-poop

this note shouldconvince themyou're an alien

and that'll be enoughto give you a real life.

( doorbell rings )

She'll never knowwe're her parents.

That's our gift to her.

Better we should die

than have her learnthe shameful truthof her origin.

I'm with you.

I guess you're an alien.

What a beautiful,gigantic eye you...

( man moans )

Well, come on in.

( inhaling )

( loud splash )