The Horror

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 05/21/2013

Amy gets a terrible haircut, farts when she gets scared and makes out with Amber Tamblyn.

I don't know, I've just neverreally been into porn.

I mean, the idea of people

getting paid tohave sex, it's just...

it's awful, it's neverever turned me on.

Totally, like, I hear you,but trust me this is--

It's just different.

It's not likeporny-porn, it's...

It feels likereal sex.

It just happensto be, literally,

from the woman'spoint of view.

I'm curious,I guess.Yeah.

( bed springs squeaking )( man groaning )


( bed springs squeaking )

( phone ringing )


( man grunting )

( man )Move down, move down.

Move down, move down.

( woman )Ow, you're on my hair.

Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Did you ever see thatmovie, "Spanglish"?


Call meAdam Sandler.

Can you-- can you--

Move your--bend your leg back more?


Oh, all right,sorry.

Okay, okay,okay, okay, okay.



( exhaling )

Oh... oh...

Don't, don't,don't, don't, don't.


( man ) Can I get a $75 bid now?

At $75...

Did you showme this so

I would thinkguys were gross

and I would lez-outwith you?

It worked.