December 9, 2015 - China's Smog Alert & The Social Media Age

  • 12/09/2015

A toxic blanket of smog envelops Beijing, and Larry examines the pros and cons of social media with Q, Rory Albanese and Robin Thede.

>> LARRY, LARRY, LARRY!

>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

ALL RIGHT, SO KIND, PLEASE,PLEASE.

YOU'RE SO KIND.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

WHISTLES TONIGHT, WHISTLES, VERYNICE.

VERY NICE.

OKAY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

I AM LARRY WILMORE.

SUCH A GREAT AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

EVEN WITHOUT MALLORY, YOU KNOW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)YOU ARE NOT GOING TO COME HERE,

MALLORY, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'THAVE AN ANSWER TO THAT.

BUT WE DO HAVE THE FOUNDER OFWORLD STAR HIP-HOP IS HERE, Q

JOINS US ON THE PANEL.

WORLDSTAR!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WORLDSTAR!

WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AT THEEND OF ONE OF TRUMP'S FEATURES,

WORLDSTAR!

(LAUGHTER)REMEMBER SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN

PRESIDENT OBAMA AWKWARDLY STOODIN FRONT OF THAT PODIUM IN THE

OVAL OFFICE AND SAID THIS?

>> IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TOREJECT PROPOSALS THAT MUSLIM

AMERICANS SHOULD SHOW BE TREATEDDIFFERENTLY.

IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF ALLAMERICANS.

OF EVERY FAITH, TO REJECTDISCRIMINATION.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Larry: I MEAN THAT SEEMSPRETTY REASONABLE.

SO IN RESPONSE MARCO RUBIO WENTON FOX NEWS TO OFFER HIS

CRITICISM. I GIVE RUBIO POINTSFOR SITTING DOWN

CYNICISM TONIGHT, TO SEND ASIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME

TALKING ABOUT DISCRIMINATIONAGAINST MUSLIMS, WHERE IS THERE

WIDESPREAD EVIDENCE THAT WE HAVEA PROBLEM IN AMERICA WITH

DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MUSLIMS.

>> Larry: YEAH!

WHERE-- HEY, WHERE IS THEDISCRIMINATION AGAINST MUSLIMS

BESIDES COMING OUT OF THE MOUTHOF THE FRONTRUNNER FOR THE

REPUBLICAN PARTY FOR PRESIDENT.

WHERE IS IT?

WHERE OH WHERE COULD IT BE?

>> ALL TERRORISTS ARE MUS IMS.

>> ANTI-ISLAM GROUP PROTESTED.

>> THEY HAD HEADS SCARFS PULLEDOFF.

>> TARGETED BECAUSE OF THEIRMUSLIM FAITH.

>> A ROASTED PIG'S HEAD OUTSIDEOF THE WINDOW.

>> THE ATTACKER YELLED I WILLKILL MUSLIMS.

>> I HOPE YOU GET SPRAYED WITHPIGS BLOOD, OKAY.

>> Larry: AND THAT'S JUST INTHE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.

GUYS, WE GOOGLED DISCRIMINATIONAGAINST MUSLIMS IN AMERICA AND

GOT 6,-- 6 MILLION, 10,000REPORTS IN 0 .49 SECONDS.

AND GOGGLE, THANK YOU FOR NOTTAKING A FULL SECOND.

I WILL USE MY EXTRA 0.59 SECONDSTO THINK OF HALLE BERRY IS WHAT

I'M GOING TO DO.

WENT TOO FAST!

SO THAT'S A LOT, RIGHT.

BUT I JUST WANT TO FOCUS ON ACOUPLE OF THE MOST FUN ONES,

RIGHT.

SO THIS HAPPENED OUTSIDE OF AMOSQUE IN PHILADELPHIA.

>> SURVEILLANCE VIDEO TAKEN BYTHE CENTER SHOWS TWO PEOPLE IN A

RED PICKUP TRUCK THROW A ROASTEDPIG'S HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE

WINDOW.

IT LANDED NEAR THE ENTRANCE OFTHE DOOR.

>> IT WAS AN ATTEMPT TO DEFACE ARELIGIOUS INSTITUTION.

>> Larry: THAT SOUNDS LIKE ASUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT.

PIG HEAD THROWN AT A MOSQUE,VERY DE-FACIE.

YOU LITERALLY THREW DEFACE.

SORRY, I JUST COULDN'T-- I KNOW,I KNOW, I KNOW.

I'M SORRY.

CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

BUT, BUT, MAYBE THAT'S NOTENOUGH FOR MARCO RUBIO.

HE MIGHT SAY WHAT IF THAT WASJUST AN HONEST MISTAKE BY A

PASSING DRIVER, LARRY.

I DON'T KNOW.

MAN, I DONE THINK CAN I FINISHEATING THIS FULL ROASTED PIG'S

HEAD.

I'M IN A MOVING CAR, NEXT TOTHIS MOSQUE.

I GUESS I WILL JUST THROW IT OUTTHE WINDOW.

LATE FOR THE RALLY.

OKAY, FINE, SENATOR RUBIO, HOWABOUT THIS STORY.

>> MEMBERS OF AN ANTI-ISLAMGROUP PROTESTED OUTSIDE A MOSQUE

IN IRVING TODAY, THEY WERE ARMEDWITH GUNS AND THEY CAME IN

OPPOSITION TO SYRIAN REFUGEESCOMING TO THE U.S. REASONS THE

DEMONSTRATION COMES DURING ABUSY SATURDAY AT THE MOSQUE.

>> Larry: SAY SOMETHING, SAYSOMETHING.

PLEASE SAY SOMETHING.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

CAN I SEE THAT SHOT AGAIN?

OKAY, HERE'S MY QUESTION.

WHY IS IT WHITE PEOPLE CAN BEARMED WITH GUNS AND JUST ROAM

AROUND ANYWHERE, AND NOTHINGHAPPENS.

I'M NOT SAYING SOMETHING SHOULDHAPPEN.

I'M JUST SAYING IT DOESN'T.

AND IT'S JUST A LOCAL STORY,THAT IS ALL ST.

ALL RIGHT, CONTINUE.

>> WE ARE HERE PROTESTING SYRIANREFUGEES COMING TO AMERICA.

PROTESTING THE ISLAMIZATION OFAMERICA.

>> IT'S A BOILING POT.

THE KETTLE IS-- THE TOP IS ONTHIS KETTLE REALLY, REALLY

TIGHT.

AND IT IS GOING TO BLOW.

>> Larry: IT'S A BOILING POT,Y'ALL, IT'S A BOILING POT,

LISTEN TO ME, THE POT'S BOILINGWITH MUSLIMS AND IT'S BREWING UP

SOME ISLAMIZATION STEW.

-- ISLAMIZATION STEW, ANYONEWANT TO THROW A PIG'S HEAD IN

THAT STEW, I KNOW WHERE WE CANGET ONE.

THIS IS HAPPENING HERE ON THESTREETS OF AMERICA.

OKAY, SO SENATOR RUBIO, ARE YOUPROBABLY SAYING LARRY, LARRY,

THESE ARE JUST CRACK POTS, JUSTCRAZY PEOPLE, THEY ARE NOT

REPRESENTATIVE OF AMERICA.

OH, YOU WANT SOMEONEREPRESENTATIVE?

HOW ABOUT THIS ELECTEDREPRESENTATIVE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOUNEVADA ASSEMBLY WOMAN MICHELE

FIORE.

>> I AM NOT OKAY WITH SYRIANREFUGEES, I'M NOT OKAY WITH

TERRORISTS.

I'M OKAY WITH PUTTING THEM DOWN.

BLACKEN THEM OUT, JUST PUT APIECE OF BRASS IN THEIR NOCULAR

CAVITY AND END THEIR MISERABLELIFE.

>> Larry: OKAY, I KNOW, BUTTHERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG

WITH THAT STATEMENT.

FIRST, THERE IS NO SUCH THING ASA NOCULAR

CAVITY.

I THINK SHE MEANT OCULARCAVITY BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT

TOO MUCH FROM AN ELECTEDOFFICIAL FROM A STATE RANKED

50th IN EDUCATION.

I GET IT LET'S ASSUME THERE IS ANOCULAR CAVITY.

(LAUGHTER)WAIT, WHY IS A BRASS GOING IN

THE NOCULAR CAVITY, ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT A CANDLE STICK,

DOOR KNOB OR DO YOU JUST USEREALLY FANCY BULLETS? AND

LASTLY, GUYS, SHE'S CLEARLYCONFLATING SYRIAN REFUGEES AND

TERRORISTS.

I MEAN THOSE ARE NOT THE SAMETHING.

SYRIAN REFUGEES ARE DISPLACEDFROM THEIR HOME BECAUSE OF

TERRORISTS.

NOW--(APPLAUSE)

NOW, NOW I KNOW YOU MAY ARGUESHE'S JUST TALKING SOME TALK.

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GOING TOWALK THE WALK.

OH BY THE WAY HERE IS THEINTRO-- INTRO TO HER RADIO SHOW.

>> WALK THAT WALK ♪ TALK THATTALK ♪ WALK THAT WALK ♪ TALK

THAT TALK ♪ .

>> THIS IS WALK THE TALK WITHMICHELE FIORE.

>> Larry: APPARENTLY NEVADA ISALSO 50th IN RADIO JINGLES.

AND NOT ONLY IS HER SHOW CALLEDWALK THE TALK, IT'S HER ENTIRE

BRAND.

THIS IS HER ACTUAL GUN-THEMEDCALENDER, ALL RIGHT?

GUYS, WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP.

THIS IS AN ASSEMBLYWOMANISTS [BLEEP] TRUE, I CAN'T MAKE

THIS UP.

NOT ONLY IS SHE PROUD OF HERHATEFUL RHETORIC AGAINST

MUSLIMS, SHE'S WILLING TO BACKIT UP WITH ACTION AND LETTING US

KNOW SHE HAS THE FIREPOWER TO DOIT AND IT'S 12 MONTHS OF HER

WITH A GUN DOESN'T CONVINCE YOU,CHECK OUT HER WALKING THE TALK

FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR.

AND SOME OF THESE KIDS CANBARELY EVEN WALK OR TALK.

NOT JUST IN THE DIEPERS THAT ARELOADED, YOU GUYS.

BUT THE WORST OF THIS, LOOK ATTHIS KID.

LOOK AT THAT.

I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP BUTI'M NOT.

AT THIS POINT THIS IS [BLEEP]NOT EVEN FUNNY.

CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT PEACE.

NOT PACKING A PIECE.

PLAWG(APPLAUSE)

SO MARCO RUBIO, NEXT TIME YOUWONDER WHY YOU DON'T SEE

ISLAMOPHOBIA IN AMERICA, JUSTOPEN UP YOUR NOCULAR CAVITY AND

TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

THERE IS SOMETHING HANGINGOMINOUSLY IN THE AIR OVER CHINA

TONIGHT, AND FOR ONCE IT'S NOTTHE SMOG.

OH, WAIT, ACTUALLY IT IS.>> THE REPORTS ON BEIJING SMOG

ITS FIRST-EVER RED ALERT FOR AIRPOLLUTION.

THAT'S THE MOST SERIOUS WARNINGLEVEL.

IT STARTS TOMORROW IN SOMESCHOOLS WILL BE SHUT DOWN.

>> Larry: WHAT?

KIDS IN BEIJING GET SMOG DAYS?

(LAUGHTER)MAN, THEY MUST BE PSYCHED,

RIGHT?

THEY CAN WAKE UP, LATE MAKE SMOGANGELS.

(LAUGHTER)THAT IS SOME HORRIBLE SMOG.

BEST OF ALL THEY DON'T HAVE ANYHOMEWORK TO INTERRUPT THEIR

VIOLENT WHEEZING.

AND JUST TO CLARIFY, THE AIRPOLLUTION RED ALERT IS THE

HIGHEST TIER IN CHINA'SFOUR-TIER RATING SYSTEM, THAT IS

AMERICA'S POLLUTION SYSTEM JUSTHAS ONE TIER.

THE SADDEST-- SADDEST COMMERCIALEVER.

GOOD LORD.

BUT THIS IS SERIOUS, GUYS.

LOOK, AND IT'S QUEST TO BECOME AGLOBAL SUPERPOWER WITH BOOMING

FANGTRIES AND INCREASEDTRANSPORTATION, CHINA IS ALSO

RAPIDLY DESTROYING ITSELF.

IT'S THE CROSS FIT OF INDUSTRIALSUPERPOWERS.

I MEAN SURE, DOING A THOUSANDWILL PULLUPS WILL

GIVE YOU GREAT ARMS TIL THEYFALL OFF. THAT'S WHY I STOPPED

EXERCISING.

IT'S A HEALTH ISSUE.

BUT WE WANTED TO FIND OUTEXACTLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING WITH

THIS CRISIS, SO WE SENT OUR OWNMIKE YARD TO BEIJING.

HEY, MIKE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> HEY, HEY, LARRY!

WELCOME TO BEAUTIFUL BEIJING.

>> Larry: WOW, THANKS FORMAKING THE TRIP, MIKE.

>> AWE, COME ON, THIS ISN'TWORK, LARRY, THIS IS A VACATION.

LOOK, I EVEN BROUGHT MY PET CANARE FRANCOISE, OH MY GOD,

FRANCOISE!

>> Larry: OH NO, WHATHAPPENED?

>> WHY IS HE NOT BREATHING?

>> Larry: OH MY GOSH.

>> OH, FRANCOISE, PLEASE!

>> Larry: CALM DOWN, MIKE,MIKE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.

YOU WERE THERE TO INVESTIGATE.

>> NOT MY BIRD, LARRY, NOT MYBIRD.

OH, COME ON!

>> Larry: SO MIKE, DO YOU WANTTO TELL US ABOUT BEIJING?

>> SURE.

>> Larry: OKAY.

(LAUGHTER)NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW.

>> SO UNTIL FRANCOISE, LARRY,THIS HAD BEEN A GREAT TRIP, MAN.

IT TURNS OUT CHINA SOLVEDRACISM.

>> Larry: HEY, THIS WASSUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT POLLUTION,

HOW DID THEY SOLVE RACISM?

>> WELL, IN BEIJING, EVERYONE'STHE SAME RACE.

GRAY.

>> Larry: GRAY?

>> GRAY.

>> Larry: I THINK.

>> I LOVE IT HERE.

>> Larry: I THINK YOU NEED ARICOLO.

>> IT'S ALWAYS FREE, YOU CAN'TBE RACIST AGAINST WHAT YOU CAN'T

SEE.

>> Larry: I GET YOUR POINT BUTTHIS SMOG IS REALLY UNHEALTHY.

IT GETS IN YOUR LUNGS.

>> THAT'S THE IMEUTEE, LARRY.

HERE, WE ARE ALL BLACK ON THEINSIDE.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Larry: THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

>> MY BLACK IS COMING OUT.

>> Larry: BUT MIKE, CAN'T WESOLVE RACISM AND HAVE CLEAN AIR?

>> I DON'T WANT CLEAN AIR.

LOOK, IN CHINA PEOPLE'S LIFESPANS ARE SO SHORT THEY DON'T

HAVE TIME FOR HATE, LARRY.

I GOT TWO WHOLE YEARS OF RACISMFREE LIVING AHEAD OF ME,

BROTHER.

>> Larry: OH NO, OH MY GOD,MIKE, JUST TWO YEARS.

>> YEAH, ACTUALLY, COME TO THINKOF IT, IT IS PROBABLY MORE IF I

HUNG OUT IN AMERICA, SAY THATMUCH.

I MEAN JUST KEEPING IT AHUNDRED.

NOW IF WILL YOU EXCUSE ME,LARRY,.

>> Larry: MIKE.

>> FRANCOISE DESERVES A PROPERFUNERAL.

>> Larry: HE'S GOING TO BEOKAY.

YOU NEED TO GET OUT NOW, MIKEYARD.

>> WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

WHO DID THIS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL, FIRST UPNIGHTLY SHOW CONTRIBUTER RORY

ALBANESE.

(APPLAUSE)ALSO NIGHTLY SHOW CONTRIBUTOR

ROBIN THEDE.

AND HE'S THE FOUNDER AND C.E.O.

OF WORLDSTAR, HIP-HOP Q!

Q.

WHAT'S UP?

FOR EVERYONE AT HOME JOIN OURCONVERSATION RIGHT NOW ON

TWITTER@NIGHTLY SHOW USING THEHASHTAG TONIGHTLY.

HERE IS SOMETHING I REALLY WANTTO TALK ABOUT, I'M SO GLAD ARE

YOU HERE, Q, YOU ARE SUCH A BIGPRESENCE ON THE INTERNET.

SO ONE OF THE TERRORISTS IN THERECENT SAN BERNARDINO THING, SHE

ACTUALLY PLEDGED HER ALLEGIANCETO ISIS ON FACEBOOK.

NOW WE ALL KNOW SOCIAL MEDIA HASCHANGED THE WORLD BUT I WANT TO

KNOW HOW MUCH DO WE THINK IT'SCHANGING IT FOR THE GOOD OR IS

IT CHANGING IT FOR THE BAD?

>> I MEAN, IT'S CHANGING FOR,EITHER/OR.

I THINK IT'S PRETTY MUCH SHOWSYOU THAT WHAT THE WORLD IS GOING

THROUGH, SHOWS YOU A REFLECTIONOF WHAT IS GOING ON OUTSIDE.

AND YOU KNOW, YOU CAN EMBRACE ITOR JUST HIDE IN YOUR HOUSE, YOU

KNOW.

CUT THE LIGHTS OFF.

>> THE PROBLEM WITH HIDING INYOUR HOUSE IS YOU GO ON SOCIAL

MEDIA AND YOU GET SCARED, YOUKNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I CAN'T EVEN GO AWAY FROM IT.

BUT I DO THINK, ANY TIME THEREIS SOMETHING NEW, A NEW FORM OF

COMMUNICATION PEOPLE ARE ALITTLE SCARED OF IT IT'S NOT

EVEN THAT NEW ANY MORE.

BUT THE IDEA, YOU FIGURE WHENMORSE CODE CAME ALONG, GUYS

WERE LIKE SELLING PIGEONS FORINFORMATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN.

AND CARRIERS, GUYS SENT SMOKESIGNALS WHAT IS THE [BLEEP] WITH

THE PIGEONS.

>> Larry: CAVE DRAWINGS.

BUT ORIGINAL MARATHON GUY WHOJUST RAN AND [BLEEP] PEOPLE, YOU

KNOW.

SO ITS ALWAYS FEELS LIKE IT'SSCARY, YOU KNOW.

BUT I THINK AT THE END OF THEDAY IT'S STILL BETTER THAN NOT

HAVING IT.

>> SHOULD WE BE AFRAID OF SOCIALMEDIA RIGHT NOW?

>> I'M SCARE OF CAT PHISHING.

THAT'S BAD.

BUT I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN I FEEL LIKE ISN'T ITBETTER TO HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE

THAT SHE WAS AFFILIATED WITHISIS.

>> Larry: YEAH, NO, TRUE.

>> THAN NOT.

>> AND THEN YOU CAN POKE HER,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THERE IS A

WAY TO REALLY GET BACK AT HER.

>> Larry: POKE HER.

>> YEAH, ULTIMATE REVENGE.

>> Larry: WHAT DO YOU IMAGINEPOKING ACTUALLY.

>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT FOR HER,THERE WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT

WAS A THING THAT WOULD BE HOT, IKNOW THAT.

IT WOULD HURT, IT WOULD BEPAINFUL.

>> Larry: I FEEL LIKE A LOT OFIT BLURS THE LINES OF WHAT IS

REAL.

ON YOUR SITE, YOU SAY THATCANNOT BE REAL.

>> PEOPLE SEND IN ALL OF THATSTUFF TO YOU, RIGHT.

>> ALL THE TIME.

WE GET SUB MISSIONS FROM ALLOVER, LIKE FROM THE E-MAILS.

>>WHAT'S THE CURATIONPROCESS LIKE

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THATFIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THOSE TWO LACROSSE PLAYERSWEREN'T DRUNK ENOUGH.

I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD POSTIT.

>> WE KEEP IT REAL, THAT IS WHATMAKES IT SO-- .

>> Larry: DO YOU HAVE A LINEYOU DRAW.

>> WE TRY NOT TO SHOW ANY TYPEOF, LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY

[BLEEP] WHERE SOMEONE-- DID YOUJUST SAY WORLDSTAR DOESN'T

[BLEEP] LIKE.

>> EXPLOSIONS OR SUICIDE.

>> OH, OH.

>> LIKE SUICIDE.

YOU HAD IT, YOU KNOW.

>> PEOPLE SEND THAT LEVEL OFSTUFF TO YOU.

>> WE GET BEHEADINGS.

>> WHAT IS THE MORNING MEETINGLIKE, JUST.

>> WHO SENT BEHEADINGS.

>> FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD WEGET VIDEOS.

>> Larry: BEHEADINGS AREHAPPENING EVERYWHERE NOW?

>> YEAH.

>> THE CRAZY THING-- .

>> Larry: BEHEADINGS ARE ATHING EVERYWHERE.

>> BUT SEE, WE ARE NOT SHOWINGTHAT WORLDSTAR HAS CLASS.

>> YEAH, NO-- VERY GOOD, KUDOS,I HAVE A QUESTION.

SO WORLDSTAR IS KNOWN FOR FIGHTVIDEOS, RIGHT.

LET'S JUST BE REAL, THAT IS HOWI USE IT, IF ARE YOU WATCHING,

YOU WANT TO SEE.

>> SHE POSTS A LOT OF FIGHT,WHERE AM I GOING TO POST MY

FIGHT VIDEOS.

>> NO BUT LIKE MY QUESTION IS,AND THIS IS REAL.

IS WORLDSTAR CURATING IT ORENCOURAGING THE FIGHT CULTURE

BECAUSE LIKE I WAS OUT IN THEVILLAGE IN NEW YORK CITY, RIGHT,

ON HALLOWEEN, AND A DUDE DRESDUP AS JESUS AND A DUDE DRESSED

UP AS SUPERMARIO, GOT IN AFIGHT.

AND MY FIRST REACTION WAS TOBACK UP.

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO CATCH ASTRAY PUNCH.

MY FRIEND PULLED OUT A PHONE,AND WAS LIKE WORLDSTAR!

>> WAIT, HOLD ON.

BETTER QUESTION, WHO WON?

LIKE I WANT.

>> JESUS OR SUPERMARIO, THAT SAYGOOD FIGHT.

>> JESUS DID NOT WIN.

HE TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK.

>> Larry: ARE YOU TRYING TOSAY-- EXCUSE ME?

>> I LOVE THAT.

I LOVE THAT I LOVE MARIO, JUSTLIKE-- BUT MARIO OPENS THE PIPE

AND FLOODS THE STREETS AND JESUSWALKS ACROSS THE WATER.

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, MARIO.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT'SLIKE-- .

>> Larry: I DON'T KNOW IF ITENCOURAGES-- PEOPLE WERE DOING

THAT [BLEEP] ALL THE TIME.

NOW IT IS JUST A PLACE FOR THEMTO SEE IT.

>> ST ON WORLD STAR IF SOMEBODYFALLS OR FIGHTS.

IT'S NOT JUST FOR FIGHTING.

>> Larry: IT'S FOR FALLING.

>> YEAH.

>> ANYBODY IS WELCOME, ANYBODYSAY LITTLE BIT.

>> IT'S LIKE A BATTLE CRY.

SOMETHING FUNNY, YOU HAVE TO SAYWORLDSTAR.

>> Larry: DO YOU THINK WE'REBECOMING NUMB TO HORRIBLE

THINGS.

BECAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUTBEHEADINGS, IT HAPPENS SO MUCH.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DESIRE, I'MNOT EVEN CURIOUS OR WANT TO HEAR

ABOUT IT, THAT'S HORRIBLE.

I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT IT BUTNOT THE CURIOSITY I WOULD HAVE

WHEN IT FIRST HAPPENED.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOODTHING.

>> AMERICA LOVES VIOLENT.

THEIR TOP SPORTS, FOOTBALL,BOXING, WE LOVE TO SEE SOMEBODY

ELSE GET [BLEEP] KNOCKED OFF,THAT IS THE WAY IT, THE COUNTRY

IS BUILT ON VIOLENCE AND WE'RENOT GETTING RID OF GUN CONTROL.

WE WOULD LIKE TO GET GUN CONTROLBUT I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF

AMERICANS DON'T WANT TO GET RIDOF THEIR GUNS.

THIS COUNTRY IS BUILT ON THAT.

BUT THAT'S ANOTHER ARGUMENT TOTALK ABOUT.

BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS, MAN.

YOU EITHER STAY HERE AND DEALWITH IT OR GO TO CANADA, GET THE

[BLEEP] OUT.

>> Larry: EVEN WHEN WE DO,EVEN WHEN WE DO HAVE LIKE YOU'RE

RIGHT, BECAUSE EVEN WHEN WE HAVEWAR, RIGHT, LIKE WHEN WE GO TO

WAR WHICH IS LIKE EVERY SIXMONTHS, BUT WE ALWAYS TELEVISED

AND THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE CHECKOUT THESE, LIKE I DON'T WANT TO

SEE THAT THING BLOW UP

>> Larry: EVEN JONES STRIKESARE REMOTE THAT IS NOT EVEN A

PHYSICAL ENGAGEMENT.

THAT IS SOMEBODY IN TENNESSEE ORSOMETHING.

>> YEAH, YEAH, ARE YOU ONINSTAGRAM ON THIS HAND AND

BOMBING PEOPLE-- .

>> Larry: YEAH, SERIOUSLY.

>> I MEAN THAT'S THE WORLD WE'RELIVING.

>> I MEAN OUR FRIENDS, WE HAVEVIRTUAL FRIENDS WHO YOU LIKE.

>> YEAH.

>> I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M SOUNDINGLIKE OLD GRAND PA LARRY.

>> IT'S TIME FOR THE GAME WECALL KEEP IT HUNDRED.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW WHAT THATEXPRESSION MEANS IT MEANS KEEP

IT 100% REAL, KEEP IT A HUNDRED.

AND IF YOU KEEP IT A HUNDRED YOUGET A STICKER IF YOU DON'T I

WILL THROW SOME WEAK TEA. YOUKNOW HOW THE GAME GOES.

YOU READY?

>> I'M READY.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, YOU GET AVIDEO OF YOUR MOM.

>> OKAY.

>> Larry.

>> I'M TRYING TO ENVISION THAT,YOU KNOW, SHE PICKING APPLES

YOU'VE TREE OR SOMETHING.

>> Larry: GETTING KNOCKED OUT.

>> KNOCKED OUT.

OH.

>> Larry: OKAY.

RONDZA ROUSEY STYLE.

>> OH, MAN.

>> Larry: GUARANTEED 300MILLION HITS, IF YOU POST THIS.

DO YOU PUT THE VIDEO UP?

>> MOST DEFINITELY.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Larry: YOU GOT TO GET THREEFOR, THAT HE GET 3-S00 ON THAT

ONE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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