Mobius Dick

  • Season 6, Ep 21
  • 08/04/2011

Leela becomes obsessed with hunting down a mysterious four-dimensional space whale.

Well, the statue'sperfect now.

Too bad we won'tmake it back in time

for the memorial service.

We'll make it.

Or die trying.

(alarm wailing)

We're cutting through

the Bermuda Tetrahedron!


Wait, the Bermuda Tetrahedron?

(all gasping, whimpering)

I think I'm rememberingthat thing I forgot.

Uh-oh, the dials are terrified.

Brace yourselves.

It's Tickle Me Elmo's Fire.


(grunting):Ow! Oh!


There. See?

It was no big thing.


What was thatbig thing?

FRY: It's a spaceship graveyard.

Why did we have tocome here at night?

Look at all thesefamous lost ships.

There's the Garmin!

And the TomTom!

Over there!

It's the originalPlanet Express ship!

AMY:What caused all that damage?

Could it have beenflavor-blasted?

We'd better investigate.(thunder rumbles)

Looks likean ion storm, though.

Everyone, suit up!

Whatever happened here, thatfirst crew left in a hurry.

The table is still set fora McDonald's value dinner.

I remember, I remember!

This is what traumatized me.

Such a meal to go to waste!


And with that... (burps)I have closure.

Hey, Zoidberg,you're cockatieling.

Oh, no. Something's happening.

What's happening?

(all gasp)

Oh, right.

And there wasa giant killer space whale.

(thunder rumbling)


Things look bad enough withouthaving to look closer at them.


(whale call echoes)

Look, off in the distance!

It's exhaling!

LEELA:Use boaty talk!

Thar she blows!

(whale call echoes)

All right,which of you space dogs

has the guts and know-howto harpoon that whale?

I spent a semester inAfrica harpooning giraffes.

And giraffes are basicallyjust land space whales.

Ms. Wong,you have the 'poon.

(whale call echoes)

(hooves thundering)

Oh, God, I'm havinga Serengeti flashback.

Die, you dirty giraffe!

(screech echoing)

Well, I got it.

Now what, Captain?

You know, I'm not sure.

I guess I thought whales diedwhen you harpooned them.

(Leela screams)(crew grunting)

(screech echoing)

LEELA: Don't worry.

I'll drop the anchor.


She's divinginto the fourth dimension.

We have to cutthe rope.

Negative, Sailor Moon.

We're goingfor a sleigh ride.

I can see sideways in time.

(speaking backwards)

Hey, I see CGI.

(speaking backwards)

Poop. (chuckles)


Ah, yeah.

♪ Bender, Bender, Bender ♪

♪ Bender,Bender, Bender ♪

♪ Bender, Bender, Bender ♪

♪ Bender, Bender, Bender... ♪


That was the greatest

unaccountably infinite bunchof guys I ever met.