Leela and the Genestalk

  • Season 7, Ep 22
  • 08/07/2013

After a rare condition causes Leela to grow tentacles, she stumbles upon a secret genetic engineering facility.

I don't care if that operationwill only delay the tentacles.

Somehow, we got to finda way to pay for it.

(sighs)It's no use.

There's absolutely no waywe can afford to...

Wait! We'll sell Ol' Bessie!

Fry, take the old galto market

and get the bestdarn price you can.

(others cheering)Yeah, I will!

Yeah, all right!

(cowbell ringing)

Come on, Ol' Bessie.

MAN:Warp drives!

Get your warp drives!


Say, friend,that's a heck of a ship.

She's worth a lot of money.I'm gonna sell her at market

so my girlfriend can get surgeryfor her squidification.


Jeepers, my wife had that.

Got sicker and sicker,and in the end...

we found a miracle cure!

Giant beans? They mustbe worth a fortune!

These babies are the jewelsof the bean kingdom.

But since you're in a jam,I'll trade 'em

for that ship of yours.

Hmm. I don't know.

They're the cure-allthat cures a lot!

Rheumatism, botulism,seborrhea,

diarrhea, desiccation,perspiration,

common cold and, uh...

Um, uh...


If you say so.

Wait a second.

How could beanspossibly cure her?

Because they're magic!

They fell from the sky!

Oh, now you tell me!

I did it! I got a great dealon the ship!

Hooray! I knew you wouldn'tlet us down in any way.

Well, how much did you get?


Two magic beans!


You sack of bagsof buckets of idiots!

There's no such thingas magic beans!


"Fry, you big dummy"?

Very much so.

Whatever you're trying to do,I appreciate it.

But this is one of those rareproblems with no magic solution.

(crickets chirping)

I miss Leela so much.

Last night inthe bathtub,

I ate a whole boxof taco shells.

Yes, I was there.

I know she said not to contacther, but it's been three weeks.

I'm going to fall down thatmanhole again and visit her.


Leela's wrist thingy.

How can I help you?

Fry, where's Leela?

We haven't seen hersince she sprouted tentacles.

What?! She didn'tmove down there?!

Then where is she?

That's what I calledto ask you.

Well, you didn't!

I've got to figureout where Leela went.

I just needsome kind of clue.


(gasps)Leela's boot.

Where did it come from?

I think it fell from the sky,but I'm not sure.

Now I'm sure.

(both gasping)

Whoa! Whoa!

(both screaming)

(both grunt)

Whoa! Remember that muralon my cousin's van?

It's like itcame to life!

I keep telling you,we didn't grow up together.

LEELA:Help, help!(gasps)

Leela, don't worry,we're here to rescue you!

How do we get up there?

I'll let my hair downand you can climb up!

That's not hair.

I don't care what it is.I just like climbing.

Holy Rapunzel, Man-bat!

There's a duo hereto rescue us!

How dynamic are they?

Not very.

Go about your business,citizens.

Well, back to beingthe subject

of gruesome geneticexperiments, old chum.

(gasping)Ow! Oh!

Yah! Oh! Ee!



Oh, Leela,it's so great

to see your beautifulface again.

Let me giveyou a hug.

Uh, okay.Go in that corner.

It's the hugging corner.You, too, Bender.

Instead, I went to bedbecause I'm tired now.

This is about yourtentacles, isn't it?

Look, Leela, there'snothing about your body

that could evershock me, so...


That is nasty!