The guys campaign for Jillian to become break room manager so that they can get access to Alice's Costco card, but Jillian quickly turns into a snack tyrant.
After Alice gets mad at Adam, Blake and Ders for trying to have an office fish fry, the guys go in search of a male prostitute to sex her out of her bad mood.
Montez offers to buy the guys tickets to an electronic music festival, but Colleen's baby shower threatens to ruin their good time.
When Alice introduces an automated calling system, Blake imagines a future where the machines have taken over.
The guys all need a copy of a new video game for very different reasons.