Best of Mind of Mencia - Season 1

  • Season 1, Ep 13
  • 09/28/2005

Carlos reflects on his life and sense of humor, and Ryan Seacrest exacts his revenge.

JUST ONE MONTH AFTER MAKING THESE COMMENTS

ON HIS HIT COMEDY CENTRAL SHOW.

THE DAY A SHARK COMES OUT OF THE WATER GOES TO A 7-ELEVEN

AND BITES YOU IN THE ASS, THAT'S WHEN IT SHOULD BE ON THE NEWS!

IN AN IRONIC TWIST OF FATE,FUNNY MAN CARLOS MENCIA,

WAS ACTUALLYATTACKED BY A SHARK

IN THE PARKINGLOT OF A 7-ELEVEN.

MENCIA IS INCRITICAL CONDITION.

DOCTORS SAY THE PROGNOSIS FOR HIS SURVIVAL IS GRIM AT BEST.

OUR PRAYERS GO OUT TO MENCIA AND HIS FAMILY.

HANG IN THERE, AMIGO. WE LOVE YOU.

Director: AND WE'RE OUT!

WHY DO I HAVE TO REPORT THIS CRAP!

WHAT IS THIS, [BLEEP] TELEMUNDO?

♪ [SLOW MOTION INTRO MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

♪ COME ON ♪

"Mind of Mencia." [GLASS BREAKS IN SLOW MOTION]

WE'RE NOT SURE HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT.

AND ALSO, HE'S SUFFERING FROM AMNESIA.

AMNESIA?

HEY BRO, WAKE UP.

WHO ARE YOU? I'M YOUR BROTHER, JOSEPH.

OH MY GOD,I'M A BEANER?!

YOU TELLING ME THATHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING?

HEY BRO', I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU OWE ME A $100,000.

BUT, IT'S OKAY. I TAKE THE MERCEDES. WE CALL IT EVEN.

HEY, DOC.

IS THERE ANYTHINGTHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP MEREMEMBER WHO I AM?

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT.

YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND OUT.

I'M READY.OKAY. HERE GOES.

ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY,YOU GUYS HAVE ROAD SIGNS

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