June 15, 2015 - Rachel Dolezal Race Controversy

  • 06/15/2015

Robin Thede, Natasha Leggero and Killer Mike join Larry to discuss allegations that former NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal deceived people into thinking that she was black.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: YES, MONDAY.

WELCOME TO THE "NIGHTLY SHOW"HOW WE DOING ON A MONDAY.

>> Audience: LARRY, LARRY!

Larry: THANK YOU, I LOVE THEMONDAY CROWD.

SO MUCH ENERGY.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

RAPPER KILLER MIKE JOINING USON THE PANEL.

I HAD AN AMAZING WEEKEND.

I WENT TO SPOKANE, WASHINGTON,FOR MY MONTHLY NAACP MEETING.

THEY HAVE THE BEST SNACKS.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED.

OUR LEADER, RIGHT.

THE WOMAN WHO GUIDES ME ON MYEBONY JOURNEY.

LET ME TELL YOU.

ALRIGHT.

SHE RESIGNED, GUYS.

I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.

I'M SURE YOU HAVEN'T HEARDANYTHING ABOUT THE STORY.

BRACE YOURSELVES.

>> BREAKING NEWS FROM SPOKANE,WASHINGTON, RACHEL DOLEZAL HAS

STEPPED DOWN AS SPOKANE'SPRESIDENT OF THE NAACP.

HER RESIGNATION OVER GROWINGCLAIMS OF HER LYING ABOUT BEING

AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

>> Larry: OKAY TWO THINGS.

ACTUALLY 57 THINGS.

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUTTHIS.

I'M SURE -- LET'S TAKE THEM ONEBY ONE.

FIRST, IS SHE BLACK?

MAYBE SHE'S LIGHT SKINNED.

OKAY.

HERE IS THE EVIDENCE SHE PUTOUT ABOUT HER PARENTS.

>> THE SPOKANE CHAPTER OF THENAACP POSTED A PICTURE OF

DOLEZAL NEXT TO THIS BLACK MANWHO RACHEL CLAIMED WAS HER

FATHER.

>> Larry: NO, THAT'S NOT YOURDADDY.

THAT'S JUST A RANDOM NEGRO WHOPROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN

THE PICTURE AS YOUR DAD.

LET'S BE HONEST, ALRIGHT.

LET ME GIVE YOU A SENSE OF HOWNOT BLACK HER ACTUAL PARENTS

ARE.

OKAY.

HERE THEY ARE LIVE FROM MONTANA.

LARRY AND RUTH ANN EXPLAININGHOW WHITE THEIR DAUGHTER IS.

>> OUR DAUGHTER IS PRIMARILYGERMAN AND CZECH AND EUROPEAN

DESCENT.

>> SHE'S WHITE.

>> CAUCASIAN.

>> SHE'S WHITE.

Larry: OUR DAUGHTER IS SOWHITE SHE HAD US AS PARENTS.

SLAM.

OH, MAN.

OUR DAUGHTER IS SO WHITE -- MAN.

NOT ONLY DO THEY CLEARLY LOOKWHITE.

THE FACT THAT THEY SNITCH ONTHEIR ONLY DAUGHTER FURTHER

PROVES, FURTHER PROVES THEIRNONBLACKNESS.

>> THE GIRL'S MOTHER PROVIDEDTHESE PICTURES TO THE MEDIA.

CONFIRMING WHAT PUBLIC RECORDSSHOW.

RACHEL DOLEZAL IS WHITE.

>> Larry: DAMN, SPOKANE.

SHE'S NOT JUST WHITE.

SHE'S LAURA LINNEY WHITE.

BY THE WAY I HAD MY OFFICEREPAINTED IN LAURA LINNEY WHITE.

AWESOME SUMMER COLOR.

ALRIGHT.

OKAY.

NOW LISTEN TO WHAT RACHEL HAD TOSAY.

>> ARE YOU AFRICAN-AMERICAN?

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND, I DON'TUNDERSTAND THE QUESTION.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: LET ME SEE IF I CAN

REPHRASE IT ARE YOUAFRICAN-AMERICAN?

>> RACHEL DOLEZAL TOLD THESEATTLE TIMES YESTERDAY THERE

ARE COMPLEXITIES AND LATER ADDED"WE'RE ALL FROM THE AFRICAN

CONTINENT."

>> Larry: YES, BUT SOME OF USMORE RECENTLY THAN OTHERS.

[ APPLAUSE ][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> ARE YOUR PARENTS WHITE?

>> THAT'S WHEN DOLEZALWALKED AWAY FROM OUR INTERVIEW

IN SUCH A HURRY SHE LEFT HERPURSE AND CAR KEYS BEHIND.

>> Larry: SHE LEFT HER PURSEAND CAR KEYS WITH A WHITE

STRANGER? MORE EVIDENCE SHE'SNOT BLACK. THAT'S ALL I'M

SAYING. IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME LADY.

>> IN FACT I HAVE TO BE HONEST.

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING CASEOF WHITE FLIGHT I HAVE SEEN, YOU

GUYS.

GOOD LORD.

AFTER DITCHING ONE REPORTER WITHTHE PURSE AND KEY DISTRACTION.

THE PRESS FINALLY CORNERED HERIN HER OFFICE WITH NOWHERE TO

RUN.

>> WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELFAS AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

>> I DON'T LIKE THE TERMAFRICAN-AMERICAN.

I PREFER BLACK.

I WOULD SAY IF I WAS ASKED IWOULD DEFINITELY SAY YES, I DO

CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE BLACK.

>> Larry: OKAY.

WELL, YOU WERE ASKED.

I'M CONSIDERING THAT AN ANSWERTO YOUR QUESTION.

SO, SHE CONSIDERS HERSELF BLACK.

LET ME SEE IF I CAN CLARIFYTHAT.

IT IS HER OPINION THAT SHE ISBLACK.

MUCH LIKE CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALTHIS IS NOT BASED ON SCIENCE.

SORRY, LADY, YOU'RE WHITE.

YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION ONTHIS.

THIS IS NOT A BUZZ FEED QUIZ.

WHAT SINGLE CHARACTER ARE YOU?

HEY, I'M QUEEN LATIFAH.

WHAT IS SO INCREDIBLE THIS HASBEEN GOING ON A LONG TIME.

THE WEB OF LIES BEGAN WHEN THEYOUNG LAURA LINNEY -- EXCUSE ME.

IT STARTED WHEN RACHEL DOLEZALWAS ACCEPTED TO HOWARD

UNIVERSITY'S ART PROGRAM

THEY ASSUMED SHE WAS BLACK.

ALL OF HER PAINTINGS HAD BLACKSUBJECTS.

GOOD WORK, HOWARD, YOU FELL FORTHE 1980s SOUL MAN.

WELL DONE, HOWARD.

AT THIS TIME MIND YOU, SHE WASWHITE.

AND SHE ENDED UP, THIS IS TRUE.

SHE ENDED UP SUING HOWARD.

SHE FELT AS A WHITE PERSON SHEWAS TREATED UNFAIRLY THIS.

IS TRUE.

TRUE.

HOLD ON.

OKAY.

SHE LOST THE LAWSUIT, RIGHT.

SO, AFTER THAT SHE DECIDED FINE,I WILL BE BLACK SO I WILL NEVER

BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST AGAIN.

THAT WAS HER THINKING.

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

RIGHT.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: OKAY.

ALRIGHT.

FINE.

SHE SAYS SHE'S BLACK, FINE.

ALRIGHT.

SHE HAS WORKED WITH THE NAACP.

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOOD OUTOF THIS?

SHOULDN'T EVEN FAKE BLACK LIVESMATTER?

MAYBE?

I DON'T KNOW.

THE PROBLEM IS, RACHEL'S LIES CAST DOUBT ON

CLAIMS OF BEING THE VICTIM OFRACIAL HARASSMENT.

SHE MADE CLAIMS OF A NOOSE ATHER HOME AND RECEIVING HATE MAIL

>> HATE MAIL SENT TO DOLEZALBACK IN FEBRUARY WAS NEVER

PROCESSED BY THE POSTAL SERVICE.

POSTAL INSPECTORS SAID THETHREATENING ENVELOPE WAS PUT IN

DOLEZAL'S MAILBOX BY SOMEONEWITH A KEY.

>> Larry: OKAY, LADY.

LET ME TELL YOU WHERE THE STORYBREAKS DOWN.

I'M NOT SAYING SOMEONE DOESN'THATE YOU.

I WILL SAY THIS IS 2015.

EVEN RACISTS DON'T SEND BIGOTRYTHROUGH SNAIL MAIL ANYMORE.

[LAUGHING][LAUGHING]

>> IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> ALRIGHT.

HATE HAS TO GET OUT QUICK, MAN.

IT HAS TO GET OUT QUICK.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: THE GOOD YOU MIGHT BE

DOING WORKING FOR A PLACE LIKETHE NAACP THAT'S WIPED OUT BY

THE DAMAGE OF REPORTING FAKEHATE CRIMES.

THAT'S NOT ADVANCING CIVILRIGHTS.

THAT'S ADVANCING CIVIL WRONGS.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> WELCOME BACK.

NOW THIS, THIS RACHEL DOLEZALSITUATION HAS A HUGE RESPONSE

EVERYWHERE.

I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE BLACKCOMMUNITY FEELS ABOUT IT.

LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR BLACKEMERGENCY TECHNICIAN ROBIN

THEDE. ROBIN, YOU'RE ATHEADQUARTERS?

>> THAT'S RIGHT, LARRY.

Larry: WHICH HEADQUARTERS?

>> BLACK HEADQUARTERS.

Larry: OH.

>> I'M FREAKING OUT, LARRY THIS.

IS A MAJOR BLACK SECURITYBREACH.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: UMMM, A BLACK SECURITY

BREECH?

>> RACHEL DOLEZAL CRACKED THEHOLY GRAIL OF BLACK SECRETS.

BLACK WOMENS HAIR.

>> Larry: REALLY, BLACK WOMENSHAIR.

>> YES.

IT'S EVEN SECRET TO BLACK MEN.

THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUTIT.

>> Larry: TRUE.

>> THEY JUST KNOW NOT TO TOUCHIT.

>> Larry: THAT'S TRUE.

THAT'S TRUE.

I LEAVE IT ALONE.

I DON'T MESS WITH IT.

>> VERY SMART.

VERY SMART STRATEGY LARRY.

YET THIS WHITE WOMEN HASMASTERED EVERY BLACK WOMEN HAIR

LOOK.

THE CURLY MIX GIRL LOOK.

THE 16 HOUR MICRO BRAID.

>> Larry: I HAD NO IDEA.

>> AND THE LOCS DOWN TO HERBOOTY.

SHE RISKED HER EDGES FOR THELOCS, LARRY.

HER EDGES.

>> Larry: I GET IT, ROBIN.

>> HOLD ON, ROBIN.

YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG.

RACHEL DOLEZAL ISN'T A DANGER.

SHE'S A PIONEER.

>> Larry: HEY, IT'S MIKE YARD.

EVERYBODY.

IT'S MIKE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]OKAY.

WAIT HOW IS SHE A PIONEER, MIKE?

>> A BLACK CONVERT, LARRY.

Larry: CONVERT?

WAIT A SECOND ARE YOU IN ACHURCH?

>> INDEED I AM.

LARRY, RELIGIONS HAVE BEENGROWING NUMBERS WITH CONVERTS

FOR CENTURIES, LAYERY . IT'STIME FOR US TO GET IN ON THE

ACTION, BROTHER.

>> Larry: WHITE, MIKE.

WHY DO BLACKS NEED CONVERTS.

>> I'M TIRED OF BEING THEMINORITY.

LET'S BE THE MAJORITY.

RACHEL DOLEZAL PUT IN A LOT OFLEG WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE

SHE TAUGHT AFRICAN-AMERICANSTUDIES, RAISED BLACK CHILDREN,

WORKS FOR THE NAACP.

I HAVEN'T DONE THAT.

WE CAN'T JUST SHIP HER BACK.

I HAVE BEEN BLACK MY WHOLE LIFE,NEVER DID IT.

>> Larry: WAIT, SHIP HER BACK?

WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING, MIKE?

>> I SUGGEST A PATH TO BLACKCITIZENSHIP, LARRY.

>> Larry: OKAY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Larry: BLACK CITIZENSHIP?

>> YES, LARRY.

SHE GAVE UP THE LIFE OF A WHITEWOMEN TO LIVE THE LIFE OF A

BLACK WOMAN.

DO YOU KNOW THE SACRIFICE?

>> Larry: I DIDN'T THINK ABOUTTHAT.

>> LARRY, POLICE GO LOOKING FORMISSING WHITE WOMEN.

I THINK WE SHOULD WELCOME HERWITH OPEN ARMS.

>> Larry: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE SHE DIDN'T THINK THISTHROUGH.

>> I'M NOT WELCOMING A DAMNTHING, LARRY!

THIS IS A CONSPIRACY.

WHITE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HIDINGFOR YEARS!

>> Larry: IT'S HOLLY WALKER,EVERYBODY.

HOLLY, WHERE ARE YOU?

>> IN THE WOODS.

Larry: OKAY.

SO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BYCONSPIRACY?

>> FAKE BLACK PEOPLE AREEVERYWHERE, LARRY!

I HAVE BEEN HUNTING THEM MYWHOLE ADULT LIFE.

I CALL THEM INCOG-NEGROS.

>> Larry: WAIT A SECOND.

INCOG-NEGROS.

>> YES INCOG-NEGROS.

AND RACHEL DOLEZAL IS THE TIP OFTHE INCOG-NEGRO ICEBERG.

HERE IS FOOTAGE I HAVE OF ONE 15YEARS AGO.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT.

HOLD ON.

NO, NO.

WAIT.

[LAUGHING]>> Larry: I THINK THAT'S JUST A

WHITE WOMAN WITH A FRO.

>> YOU'RE JUST BRAINWASHED.

Larry: I'M NOT.

>> THEY'RE IN OUR NAIL SALONSAND CHURCHES.

I SAW A INCOG-NEGRO AT AJUNETEENTH COOKOUT THIS WEEKEND.

I SAID YOU'RE NOT FOOLINGANYBODY.

WHO BRINGS PIZZA BAGELS TO AJUNETEENTH COOKOUT?

A INCOG-NEGRO.

>> WHO CARES ABOUT THIS.

WE NEED TO BE INCLUSIVE.

>> NO, LARRY, WE NEED TO KEEPEVERYONE OUT.

>> COME TO THINK OF IT LARRY,YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PALE

YOURSELF.>> Larry: NO, NO, NO.

>> LISTEN, ANSWER THIS.

WHEN YOUR PARENTS DISCIPLINEDYOU, DID YOU GET A TALKING TO OR

A WHOOPING?

>> Larry: THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME,COME ON.

>> LARRY, DON'T TELL YOURSECRETS.

>> LARRY CAN BE BLACK IF HEWANTS.

TO.

>> Larry: I AM BLACK.

>> A INCOG-NEGRO.

Larry: I'M NOT INCOG-NEGRO.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

OUR HEAD WRITER, ROBIN THEDE.

HER NEW SHOW "ANOTHER PERIOD"PREMIERS ON COMEDY CENTRAL

JUNE 23rd, COMEDIAN ACTRESSNATASHA LEGGERO

AND RAPPER AND ACTIVISTMICHAEL RENDER AKA KILLER MIKE.

OKAY.

EARLIER IN THE SHOW WE TALKEDABOUT RACHEL DOLEZAL.

A WHITE WOMEN UNDER FIRE FORPRETENDING TO BE BLACK.

OKAY, I HAVE TO ASK YOU.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS GOINGTHROUGH HER MIND.

ROBIN, EXPLAIN TO ME.

>> THINK WHAT WAS GOING THROUGHHER MIND.

I WANT TO BE BLACK.

I HATE MY FAMILY. BEING BLACKLOOKS COOL.

>> Larry: YOU THINK THERE WAS AHATRED THING THERE?

>> HER FAMILY?

>> YES.

>> FOR SURE.

HER FAMILY OUTED HER.

>> ALL WHITE KIDS HATE THEIRFAMILIES.

>> DO THEY HATE THEM THAT MUCH?

>> HER PARENTS HATED HER TOO.

Larry: THERE ARE DEFINITELYISSUES THERE.

>> THEY SHOWED UP IN THE WHITESHAW, WHITE SHAW.

THEY DIDN'T CLAIM CHEROKEE INDANOR ANYTHING.

WE ARE WHITE.

WE ARE GERMAN.

I AM GERMAN.

>> LET'S SEE -- WOULDN'T YOURATHER BE BLACK THAN GERMAN?

[LAUGHING]>> OH --

Larry: I THINK IT DEPENDS ONTHE TIME PERIOD.

[LAUGHING]>> 2015.

Larry: I DON'T LIKE HOWBLACK IS THE BAD THING.

LIKE, YOU KNOW I'M REBELLING ANDI'M GOING TO BE A BAD THING

CALLED BLACK.

>> WHAT IS INTERESTING ENOUGH IWAS IN GERMANY LAST YEAR.

WE HAD A DRIVER WHO WASOBVIOUSLY A MIXED KID ME. AND

MY WIFE.

>> Larry: MIXED WITH GERMAN -->> AFRICAN AND GERMAN.

CURLY HAIR, WIDE NOSE.

BEAUTIFUL BROTHER.

ME AND MY WIFE WERE ABOUT TO GO.

I SAID I HAVE TO ASK YOU WHICHONE OF YOUR PARENTS IS BLACK.

HE SAID HOW DO YOU KNOW.

MY SAID SAID BECAUSE WE [BEEP]LOOKED AT YOU.

I WAS LIKE YOU DON'T -- SO OTHERPLACES I GUESS IT'S EASIER.

THEY DON'T FOCUS ON THAT THE WAYWE DO THIS THIS COUNTRY.

>> HERE IS THE PROBLEM IN THISCOUNTRY.

MY FATHER IS GERMAN.

MY MOTHER IS BLACK.

NOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME.BLOND HAIR, GREEN EYES.

ARE YOU BLACK? AND I'M LIKE,LAST WEEK YOU KNEW I WAS BLACK

DO I NEED TO CARRY A PICTURE OFMY MOTHER AROUND?

>> YOU'RE THE LEVEL OF BLACKTHAT RACHEL IS TRYING TO BE.

[LAUGHING]>> SO TRUE.

Larry: IT'S PROBABLY --PROBABLY A DIAL WHERE

SHE IS LIKE OKAY, BLACK ENOUGH.

OBVIOUSLY SHE DID THINK ABOUTTHAT, NATASHIA, RIGHT.

WHERE DID THAT TAN COME FROM?

IS THAT SOMETHING ON HER SKIN.

>> THE MALL.

THAT'S A MALL TAN.

I LIVE IN A WHITE SUBURB AND ISEE 50-YEAR-OLD MOMS IN TRUE

RELIGION JEANS AND THEY'RE ALLJUST BASKETBALL ORANGE.

>> IT'S KNOWN AS LEVEL THREEMYSTIK TAN.

YOU HAVE TO EXFOLIATE GREAT.

>> I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WIG SHOPIN SPOKANE WASHINGTON SHE GETS

HER WIGS FROM.

>> Larry: LET ME ASK YOU, IF WETALK ABOUT THIS, IF SHE'S DOING

GOOD THINGS FOR THE GROUP ARE WEMAD AT HER.

>> I COULDN'T BE MAD AT HERUNTIL I FOUND OUT SHE WAS IN

SPOKANE.

NOTHING HAPPENING IN SPOKANE.

THEY HAVE TO IMPORT THEBLACK PEOPLE FOR NAACP THERE.

>> Larry: SHE HAD TO GO TOCANADA FOR THE MEETINGS

GOING TO VANCOUVER.

[LAUGHING]>> TRY.

SHE GAVE QUICK ANSWERS.

ARE YOU AFRICAN-AMERICAN?

WELL I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELFAFRICAN AMERICAN.

I CONSIDER MYSELF BLACK.

BLACK PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN WHITEPEOPLE A LOT OF PASSES.

BILL CLINTON, COLONEL SANDERSAND TIGER WOODS A SUPER PASS.

>> SHE DID GROP UP 4 BLACKSIBLINGS AND HER PARENTS

SEEM MEAN. THEY'RE LIKE "WE JUSTLOVE TELLING THE TRUTH AND

WE HATE OUR DAUGHTER."

THEY CAME OUT AND SAID THATABOUT HER.

THAT WAS HORRIFYING.

>> Larry: PUNISHMENT: YOU'REGONNA HAVE BLACK SIBLINGS

>> LARRY, I FEEL A HUNDREDPERCENT SURE OF THE NUMBER ONE

HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS

GONNA BE THIS YEAR>> Larry: HER?

>> YES.

>> TRUE.

>> WE WON'T BE INVITED TO ANY OFTHOSE PARTIES.

>> Larry: LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

SHE SAYS SHE IDENTIFIES ASBLACK.

IS BLACK JUST A THING NOW? A LOTOF YOUNG PEOPLE

HAVE EQUATED HIP HOP CULTUREWITH BLACK.

THEY SAY HIP HOP CULTURE ISBLACK.

>> NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE SAY IT'SOUR CULTURE.

>> Larry: IT'S PART OF OURCULTURE.

IT'S NOT LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KINGSAID YO, YO, YO, I GOT A DREAM

[BEEP].

HE WAS BLACK.

THOSE GERMAN SHEPHERDS KNEW HEWAS BLACK.

[AUDIENCE GROANS]WHAT, IS IT TOO SOON?

IT'S JUST ANOTHER GERMANREFERENCE.

MAYBE SHE'S BLACKISH.

MAYBE SHE CAN SAY THAT.

WHAT ARE WE THINKING.

WHAT IS BLACK.

WHEN YOU HEAR BLACK.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, NATASHIA?

WHAT DO YOU GO TO FIRST, COLOR?

>> IT SEEMS OUTDATED.

Larry: THE TERM.

>> YA.

Larry: MAYBE CHOCOLATE ISBETTER.

>> NO, I MEAN WHAT DO I THINKOF?

I KNOW SO MANY DIFFERENT TYPESOF BLACK PEOPLE.

>> Larry: ARE YOU GETTINGUNCOMFORTABLE NOW.

>> KIND OF.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

I JUST GOT MY DNA TEST, AND I AM6%

SUB SAHARA AFRICAN AFRICA AND IHAVE BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT IT

SINCE.

>> Larry: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

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>> Larry: OKAY.

TIME TO PLAY KEEP IT 100. YOUHAVE TO KEEP IT 100% REAL.

I WILL ASK EACH OF YOU AQUESTION.

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER IT.

LET'S GO WITH MIKE FIRST.

MIKE, WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO BEWHITE?

>> YES.

[LAUGHING][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Larry: CLEAR.

>> BUT ONLY FOR TWO DAYS AMONTH.

WHENEVER THEY'RE DOING STOPS FORALCOHOL AND DRUG TESTING

Larry: NATASHIA, WOULD YOUEVER WANT TO BE BLACK?

>> NO.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: SHE KEPT IT A HUNDRED.

>> I MEAN -- I MEAN, I JUST SAIDTHAT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD

BE FUNNY.

I DIDN'T KNOW THE RULES.

IT DEPENDS ON WHO IT WOULD BE.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE HIM.

THAT'S COOL.

>> Larry: THAT'S DIFFERENT.

NO BLACK AND FAMOUS IS DIFFERENTFROM JUST BLACK.

[LAUGHING]>> VERY TRUE.

Larry: OKAY.

ROBIN.

>> YES.

Larry: YOU'RE HALF AND HALF.

IF COULD YOU SOCIALLY SWITCHBACK AND FORTH WHEN YOU WANTED

TO.

WHITE, WHITE, WHITE AND BLACK,BLACK, BLACK.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

WHITE CREDIT ON WEDNESDAYS.

>> Larry: HANG OUT WITH MATTHEWMCCONAUGHY.

>> I THINK ALL WHITES WANT TO BEBLACK.

I BROUGHT THIS PHOTOGRAPH.THAT'S A

A CERTIFIED KLU KLUX KLAN MEMBERWEARING MICHAEL JORDANS

THAT'S IT, SIR.

>> IS THAT YOUR SCREEN SAVER?

>> YES.

>> JUST TO REMIND MYSELF.

Larry: MIKE REMINDS HIMSELFEVERY DAY.

ALL OF HIS FAMILY PICTURESINCLUDE KKK PICTURES

>> Larry: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.