In this episode, the government is tracking your phone calls. Guess those nights and weekends aren't as free as you thought. Plus, Australian climatologist Tim Flannery is here to warm us about global warming. I'll tell him how much carbon dioxide is produced by a blooming onion. Then, the FCC announces a 10-fold increase in indecency fines. Is this a preemptive strike against Janet Jackson's new single, "Check Out My Hoo-Ha"? This show may be recorded for quality assurance. This is The Colbert Report.