In this episode, the federal government raids an anti-government militia, so technically they weren't paranoid. And once again, Easter is under attack. They can have my bunny when they pry it from my warm, chocolaty fingers. And my guest, Craig Mullaney, is an Army Ranger and Rhodes scholar with a new book, "The Unforgiving Minute." I assume it's a rebuttal to "The Joy of Sex." President Obama has approved offshore oil exploration, or, in layman's terms: yes we can drill, baby, drill. This is The Colbert Report.