In this episode, scandal rocks the church even harder than Creed. Then, I look at America's relationship with food, but not too close, I don't want to get gravy in my eyes. And my guest, Simon Johnson, thinks banks have too much power. Citibank, seize him. The Large Hadron Collider is up and working; however, it prefers to be called the Big-Boned Hadron Collider. This is The Colbert Report.