Carlos the Dinosaur teaches kids about real life, and a bunch of deadbeats are asked "Why Aren't You Working?"
Carlos becomes a Cultural Explorer, takes a comedic look at the gay community of West Hollywood, CA, and unveils his new designer clothing line, "Sean Juan." Shaq guest stars.
Carlos "Outs the Beaner," discovers the last white dude left in the barrio and serves up justice to stupid people as "Judge Carlos."
Carlos finds out if "Desperate Gardeners" have gotten lucky with housewives, and hires Mini-Gallagher to smash old technology.
In the series premiere of Mind of Mencia, Carlos investigates racist road signs and enlists Peter Boyle to read his hate mail.