Puppet Violence & Mexican Neighbors

  • Season 4, Ep 9
  • 07/16/2008

Carlos answers his hate mail and hits the streets to see if people speak honestly about the dead.

DEAR MR. MENCIA,I WAS OUTRAGED BY YOUR

"THIRD WORLDKIDS SHOW" SKETCH.

DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S FUNNYTO SHOW A TWELVE YEAR OLD CHILD

BEING SHOT TO DEATH?

EX FAN, SCOTT SNYDER.

WELL, SOME OF YOUHAVEN'T SEEN IT.

SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK ATWHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

- [GUNSHOT]- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LISTEN, SCOTT,THAT'S NOT EVEN A BOY,IT'S A PUPPET!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,

YES, I THINKPUPPET'S GETTING SHOTIS HILARIOUS!

AND THE ONLY THING FUNNIER THANWATCHING A PUPPET GETTING SHOT

IS A WATCHING A PUPPETGETTING SHOT AGAIN...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND BY THE WAY SCOTT,FOR THE RECORD,

WE'VE SHOOT A LOT OF PEOPLEON THIS SHOW.

THIS SEASON ALONEWE'VE SHOT THREE WHITE GUYS,TWO BLACK GUYS, A MIDGET,

AND WE HAD A MEXICANSHOOT A DEER

IN THE MIDDLEOF THE STREET!

AND AFTER ALL THAT VIOLENCEYOU'RE GOING,

[Dee Dee Dee Voice] "BUT WHY DIDYOU SHOOT A PUPPET, CARLOS?"

REALLY, REALLY?

YOU KNOW; YOU'VE ACTUALLYSHOWED ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS

AND SHOOTING PEOPLE,THAT'S NOT FUNNY

- AND IT'S NOT THE ANSWER.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

FROM NOW ONI'M GONNA DO THIS...

AH! SCOTTIE BOY!LOOK AT THAT?!

IT'S NOT OVER!

IT'S NOT OVER!

IT'S NOT OVER!

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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