September 8, 2015 - Hillary Clinton's Emails & Kim Davis

  • 09/08/2015

An email scandal overshadows Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, and Larry discusses Kim Davis's fight against gay marriage with Kerry Coddett, Mike Yard and Matteo Lane.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> LARRY!

LARRY!

LARRY!

>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO "NIGHTLY SHOW."

I AM LARRY WILMORE.

WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

IT IS GREAT TO BE BACK, GUYS.

I AM TELLING YOU.

MAN, WE'RE GETTING LAUGHS.

I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID ( BLEEP )YET.

THIS IS AMAZING.

THAT'S THE TYPE OF CROWD WE HAVEHERE AT THE "NIGHTLY SHOW."

SO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENEDSINCE WE WENT ON VACATION.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUTALL OF THEM, BUT FROM THE

SERIOUS SITUATIONS, THE IRANNUCLEAR DEAL, BILL COSBY, YADA

YADA HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUTYOU, BLACK LIVES STILL MATTER,

WHITE WOMEN NOT GETTING PICKEDUP-- OR GETTING PICKED UP IN THE

BRONX.

VERY BIZARRE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )RIGHT?

BY TAXICABS.

AND TOM BRADY AND THE PATRIOTSSTILL CHEATERS.

BAM!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )BAM!

BUT OUR TOP STORY IS THEKENTUCKY COUNTY CLERK WHO HAS A

LITTLE BIT OF AN ISSUE WITHDOING HER JOB WHICH ENTAILS

GIVING OUT MARRIAGE LICENSES TOTHE GAYS.

>> WHY ARE YOU NOT ISSUINGMARRIAGE LICENSES TODAY?

>> UNDER WHOSE AUTHORITY ARE YOUNOT ISSUING LICENSES?

>> UNDER GOD'S AUTHORITY.

>> Larry: PARDON ME.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAYTHE SPORTS AUTHORITY.

( LAUGHTER )THE CAMPING DEPARTMENT WON'T LET

YOU GET MARRIED.

THEY JUST THINK YOU'RE GOING TORUIN ALL THEIR CAMPING

EQUIPMENT.

OKAY, SO SHE STOOD HER GROUND,THE JUDGE PUT HER IN JAIL, AND

SHE SENT OUT HER LAWYER TO LETUS KNOW HER DEMANDS.

>> NUMBER ONE, SHE HAS NOINTENTION TO RESIGN.

SHE WILL CONTINUE TO SERVE THEPEOPLE OF ROWAN COUNTY AS SHE

HAS DONE FOR SO MANY YEARS.

AND NUMBER TWO, SHE WILL NEVERVIOLATE HER CONSCIENCE AND NEVER

BETRAY HER GOD.

>> Larry: OKAY, THAT IS ASERIOUS NUMBER TWO.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

YOU NEED TO SIT FOR A LONG TIMETO COME UP WITH THE-- WELL,

WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU, KIMDAVIS.

ANYTHING ELSE WE CAN DO TO HELPYOUR INTERPRETATION OF HOW OUR

SOCIETY FUNCTIONS?

GOOD LORD, SINCE WHEN DO FEDERALEMPLOYEES GET TO RENEGOTIATE THE

CONDITIONS OF THEIR EMPLOYMENT?

RIGHT?

I MEAN, LIKE HER JOB HAS TOMATCH HER VIEW OF THE WORLD IN

ORDER FOR HER TO WORK.

YOU'RE NOT TAYLOR SWIFT.

YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE A VIDEOSET IN AFRICA WITH NO AFRICANS

IN IT.

ALL RIGHT?

BUT SHE'S GOT A LOT OF SUPPORTAND PEOPLE ARE CALLING HER BRAVE

BECAUSE SHE'S SPEAKING HER MIND.

( LAUGHTER )SHE'S SPEAKING HER MIND.

BUT IF SPEAKING HER MINDHURTS OTHER PEOPLE, THAT'S NOT

BRAVE.

THAT'S ( BLEEP ).

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

WHY IS SPEAKING YOUR MIND AQUALITY ADMIRED AND REWARDED

ABOVE ALL OTHERS RIGHT NOW?

DOESN'T IT SEEM LIKE THAT?

I MEAN IT, DOESN'T MATTER THATDONALD TRUMP CALLED MEXICANS

RAPISTS.

HE WAS SPEAKING HIS MIND.

I'M VOTING FOR HIM.

HE'S SPEAKING HIS MIND.

I CAN'T LET THOSE GAYS GETMARRIED BECAUSE OF MY BELIEFS.

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOURBELIEFS.

THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING AGOVERNMENT JOB IS NOT TO GIVE A

DAMN.

THAT'S WHOLE POINT.

( APPLAUSE )ANYWAY, TODAY SHE WAS LET OUT OF

JAIL.

NOW, HERE'S THE THING.

YOU WOULD THINK AFTER A SHAMEFULINCIDENT LIKE THIS SHE WOULD

KIND OF QUIETLY WALK OUT THEBACK DOOR, GO HOME, AND

CONTEMPLATE WHAT JESUS ACTUALLYCARED ABOUT-- MULTIPLYING FISH,

RAISING PEOPLE FROM THE DEAD,TURNING WATER INTO WINE, AND

ALSO LOVING THY NEIGHBOR ASTHYSELF.

BUT REMEMBER, WE'RE IN KENTUCKY.

( APPLAUSE )WE ARE IN KENTUCKY, AND IT'S AN

ELECTION YEAR.

SO INSTEAD OF COMING OUTQUIETLY, SHE FULFILLED THE

SCRIPTURES BY EXITING JAILTHUSLY.

>> I BELIEVE THAT HER ACT ISGOING TO WAKE UP THE

POLITICIANS, THE PASTORS, ANDTHE PEOPLE.

WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME WELCOMETO THE STAGE, KIM DAVIS.

( "EYE OF THE TIGER" PLAYING ).

>> BOOO!

>> Larry: IS MIKE HUCKABEEPLAYING "EYE OF THE TIGER"?

YOU'VE GOT TO ( BLEEP ) BEKIDDING ME.

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS COUNTY CLERKCAME OUT OF JAIL TO A CROWD FULL

OF SUPPORTERS WAVING CROSSES TOTHE THEME FROM "ROCKY."

AND NOT THE ORIGINAL "ROCKY,"BUT "ROCKY 3".

( LAUGHTER )I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT

WHEN I SEE A GROUP OF PEOPLE INTHE SOUTH WITH WHITE CROSSES,

CHEERING TO NOT ALLOW PEOPLETHEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, IT

KIND OF JUST GIVES ME A TINGLY,LYNCH-Y FEELING.

( APPLAUSE )THE GUY COVERED HIS FACE "OH,

NO! IT'S LARRY'S FIRST DAY BACKAND

HE SAID 'LYNCH-Y'."

WHAT DID SHE HAVE TO SAY?

>> I JUST WANT TO GIVE GOD THEGLORY.

HIS PEOPLE HAVE RALLIED AND YOUARE A STRONG PEOPLE!

>> Larry: OKAY, UM, I LOVEYOUR PASSION, BUT BE CAREFUL

WITH THE NAZI ARM.

( APPLAUSE )JUST SAYIN'.

BUT AS FAR AS FOX NEWS ISCONCERNED, IT IS ALWAYS THE

SEASON TO MAKE A HORRIBLECOMPARISON.

>> YOU KNOW, MARTIN LUTHER KINGJR. SAID WHENEVER MAN'S LAWS

CONFLICT WITH GOD'S MORAL LAW,WE HAVE TO OBEY GOD'S MORAL LAW.

BUT THAT BELIEF LANDED DR. KINGIN A BIRMINGHAM JAIL, JUST AS IT

LANDED KIM DAVIS

IN A KENTUCKYJAIL.

>> BOO!

>> Larry: ( BLEEP ) YOU KNOWYOU'VE NEVER QUOTED DR. KING IN

YOUR LIFE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )RIGHT?

COME ON.

YES, I KNOW IT'S AGENERALIZATION, BUT YOU KNOW I'M

RIGHT.

SO LET ME SEE IF I'VE GOT THISRIGHT.

A LADY FORCING HER RELIGIOUSBELIEFS ON TO AN ENTIRE

COMMUNITY REFUSING TO DO HER JOBREMINDS YOU OF KING'S 7000 WORD

MEDIDATION ON NON-VIOLENCE ANDRACISM IN THE CHURCH

I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEONE MISS THEPOINT SO DRAMATICALLY SINCE THEY

MADE ROBERT De NIRO THE INTERNIN "THE INTERN."

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

AND JUST TO CLARIFY FOR THE KIMDAVIS SUPPORTERS WHO THINK THIS

LADY IS A DR. KING.

IN HIS LETTER FROM BIRMINGHAMCITY JAIL, KING ACTUALLY

CONDEMNED THE CONTEMPORARYCHURCHES AND SAID FAR FROM BEING

DISTURBED BY THE PRESENCE OF THECHURCH, THE POWER STRUCTURE OF

THE AVERAGE COMMUNITY ISCONSOLED BY THE CHURCH'S SILENCE

AND OFTEN EVEN VOCAL SANCTION OFTHINGS AS THEY ARE."

MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS ACTUALLYIN OPPOSITION OF THE CHURCH'S

UNWILLINGNESS TO SUPPORT THEOPPRESSED.

KIM DAVIS IS USING HER POSITIONTO OPPRESS PEOPLE EVEN MORE.

( APPLAUSE )GOING TO JAIL, GOING TO JAIL FOR

WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN DOES NOTNECESSARILY PUT YOU ON PAR WITH

MARTIN LUTHER KING.

JEFFREY DAHMER WAS IN JAILBECAUSE HE BELIEVES IN EATING

PEOPLE.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A FREEDOMFIGHTER.

( APPLAUSE )AND, FRANKLY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO

COMPARE KIM DAVIS TO SOMEONEFROM THE 1960s CIVIL RIGHTS

MOVEMENT, IT SHOULD BE THIS GUY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

ALABAMA GOVERNOR AND DIPPITY-DOPOSTER BOY GEORGE WALLACE.

WHO FAMOUSLY STOOD IN THE DOORWAY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA

IN DEFIANCE OF THE SUPREME COURTORDER TO DESEGREGATATE

>> I STAND HERE TODAY ASGOVERNOR OF THIS SOVEREIGN STATE

AND REFUSE TO WITTINGLY SUBMITTO THE ILLEGAL USE OF POWER OF

THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT.

>> Larry: THAT'S WHAT KIMDAVIS SOUNDS LIKE, LESS LIKE

"LETTERS FROM A BIRMINGHAMJAIL," AND MORE LIKE WORDS FROM

AN ALABAMA BIGOT. WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

LABOR DAY ISN'T JUST THEUNOFFICIAL END TO THE SUMMER.

IT'S ALSO THE UNOFFICIAL KICKOFFTO THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

SEASON.

SO LET'S SEE WHAT'S HAPPENINGWITH THE UNBLACKENIN'.

♪ ♪OKAY, THE LATEST POLLS ARE

SHOWING THAT DONALD TRUMP ISBEATING HILLARY IN A THEORETICAL

HEAD-TO-HEAD MATCH-UP.

SO IF DONALD TRUMP CAN IDIOTTALK HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF THE

POLLS, WHAT IN THE WORLD HASBEEN DRAGGING HILLARY DOWN?

>> MORE BAD NEWS FOR HILLARYCLINTON IN THIS E-MAIL SCANDAL.

>> THE F.B.I. INVESTIGATORS-->> HER PRIVATE E-MAIL SERVER.

>> THE E-MAIL SCANDAL.

>> THE E-MAIL INVESTIGATION.

>> Larry: THERE HAVE TO BESOME PRETTY HORRIBLE THINGS IN

THOSE E-MAILS, RIGHT?

I MEAN, WHAT'S SHE BEEN HIDING?

WAS SHE THE ONLY WOMAN ON ASHLEYMADISON?

MAYBE?

I DON'T KNOW.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

WE DON'T KNOW.

IT'S POSSIBLE.

OH, NOW THIS, TOO.

A FEW OF HILLARY'S E-MAILS WEREJUST RELEASED.

LET'S ATTACK A LOOK.

BETTER YET, LET'S TAKE A LISTEN.

WE'VE RECREATED SOME OF THEHILLARY'S E-MAILS IN AUDIO

FORMAT.

IN A NEW SEGMENT WE'RE CALLED,"HILLARY CLINTON, AUDIO E-MAIL

THEATER."

♪ ♪VERY NICE.

NOW, REMEMBER, THESE ARE THEREAL E-MAILS.

WE JUST ADDED THE VOICES.

>> TO AN AIDE, "PLEASE CALLSARAH AND ASK HER IF SHE CAN GET

ME SOME ICED TEA.

>> Larry: SO YOU COULDN'T JUSTCALL THE AIDE AND ASK FOR AN

ICED TEA?

HILLARY, YOU'RE SO RELATABLE.

I'M ALWAYS EMAILING AIDES TO ASKAIDES FOR MY DRINKS.

"GUYS!"MY STAFF HATES ME.

OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD.

IS THERE ANY E-MAIL THAT HASANYTHING TO DO WITH SECURITY OR

ANYTHINGS RELATED TO BEINGSECRETARY OF STATE.

>> SEPTEMBER 18, 2011, FROMAIDE.

SUBJECT, PAKISTAN TROOPS BATTLETALIBAN FOR U.S. DRONE DEBRIS.

I LIKE THE IDEA OF THESE.

HIGH HOW ARE THEY?

WHAT WOULD THE BENCH BE MADE OF?

AND I PREFER TWO SHELVES ORATTRACTIVE BOXES OR BASKETS OR

CONTAINERS ON ONE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> DID YOU MEAN TO SEND TO ME?

>> NO, SORRY.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: HEY, LOOKS-- LOOKSLIKE SOMEBODY AT POTTERY BARN

GOT A PRETTY CONFUSING E-MAILABOUT DRONES.

YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS REALLY-- ITSEEMS LIKE A PROBLEM THAT COULD

HAVE BEEN AVOIDED JUST BY SIMPLYFOLLOWING THE RULES.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT WAS SOHARD TO DO THAT.

TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THISLET'S CHAT WITH OUR GOOD FRIEND

AND CLINTON AID CARLOS JORDANSONOVER AT HILLARY HEADQUARTERS.

>> GREAT TO BE HERE, LARRY.

>> Larry: CARLOS WHAT, DOESYOUR CAMPAIGN HAVE TO SAY IN

RESPONSE TO THE LATEST BATCH OFE-MAILS RELEASED RECENTLY BY THE

STATE DEPARTMENT?

>> I THINK IT'S A GREAT TIME TOSHOW THE AMERICAN VOTERS JUST

HOW RELATABLE HILLARY CLINTONIS.

UN?

WE ALL MAKE GOOF-UPS, ANDSOMETIMES ALL YOU CAN DO IT

LAUGH AT YOURSELF AND MOVE ON.

SO HUMAN!

>> Larry: YEAH, BUT-->> YEAH.

>> Larry: POTENTIALLY HANDINGOVER CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS ISN'T

JUST A LITTLE GOOF-UP.

I FEEL LIKE HILLARY ISN'T TAKINGTHIS SERIOUSLY YET.

THE F.B.I. IS INVESTIGATING HER.

>> F.B.I., MORE LIKE T.M.I.

ABOUT THOSE E-MAILS, AM I RIGHT?

>> Larry: NO, YOU'RE WRONG.

( LAUGHTER )IT'S NOT TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

IT'S THE OPPOSITE.

IT WAS HANDLED THE WRONG WAY.

I THINK SHE'S DANCING AROUND THEISSUE.

>> LARRY, SPEAKING OF DANCING,WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER ON "ELLEN"

ON THURSDAY.

SHE'S GOING TO BE LIKE -->> WOULD YOU STOP DANCING,

PLEASE!

WE NEED TO STAY ON TOPIC AND GETTO THE BOTTOM OF HILLARY CLINTON

AND THESE E-MAILS.

WHY WON'T YOU TALK ABOUT THIS?

>> BECAUSE IT'S NOT IMPORTANTANYMORE, LARRY.

THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST. THAT'SOLD HILLARY

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HILLARY4.0, THE NEW-NEW-NEW VERSION OF

THE SAME PERSON VOTERS HAVEREPEATEDLY SAID THEY DO NOT

LIKE.

WE'RE RE-RE-REINTRODUCING HER TOTHE AMERICAN PUBLIC STARTING

TODAY.

THIS HILLARY CLINTON WILL REALLYCONNECT WITH PEOPLE AS THE HUMAN

GRANDMA AND FOLKSY FOLKS PERSON.

>> Larry: FOLKSY FOLKS PERSON.

DOESN'T SHE CARE THIS IS STILLHANGING OVER HER?

SHE REALLY CAN'T GAIN ANYTRACTION UNTIL SHE ADDRESSES IT

>> SORRY, LARRY I'VE GOTTA JET.

I GOT AN E-MAIL FROM A GUY FROMA THREE-STAR GENERAL WHO GOT A

MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK WHO GOT AMOSTLY LEGAL E-MAIL FROM HILLARY

CLINTON WHO SAID SHE WANTED TOMAKE HERSELF A KALE SMOOTHIE.

AND THAT'S MYJOB.

CLASSIC HILLARY 4.0.

>> Larry: CARLOS JORDANSON,EVERYONE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, KERRYCODDETT.

ALWAYS HILARIOUS COMEDIAN,MATTEO LANE.

AND "NIGHTLY SHOW" CONTRIBUTORMIKE YARD.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )OKAY, LET'S GET TO IT.

AISE MENTIONED EARLY EKIM DAVIS,THE KENTUCKY COUNTY CLERK WAS

SENT TO JAIL FOR REFUSINGMARRIAGE LICENSES FOR GAY

COUPLES BASED ON HER RELIGIOUSBELIEFS-- SPEAKING HER MIND,

RIGHT.

GOING AGAINST FEDERAL LAW.

HERE'S THE THING-- IF YOURRELIGION SAYS YOU CAN'T DO A

JOB, SHOULDN'T YOU JUST NOT DOTHAT JOB?

>> YEAH.

>> IT MAKES SENSE TO ME.

( APPLAUSE )THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME.

I DON'T-- I DON'T MESS WITHPORK, I WOULD NOT APPLY FOR A

JOB AT EDDIE'S PORK PALACE ONQUEEN'S BOULEVARD BECAUSE THERE

MIGHT BE PORK IN THERE.

>> Larry: YOU WOULDN'T TRY TOSHUT EDDIE'S DOWN.

>> I WOULDN'T TRY TO SHUTEDDIE'S DOWN.

SELL YOUR PORK, I'M JUST NOTPARTICIPATING.

>> YOU CAN'T WORK FOR THEGOVERNMENT AND SAY, "SORRY, MY

SKY DADDY WOULDN'T LIKE IT."

>> SKY DADDY!

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HEARDTHAT.

>> MY IMAGINARY SKY DADDY SAYSHE WOULDN'T LIKE IT.

"I WANT TO GET MARRIED, LADY."

IT'S A MESS.

>> Larry: I'M INFERRING THATYOU ARE AN ATHEIST IF YOU USE

THE TERM "SKY DADDY."

>> GUILTY.

I'M NOT-- I'M NOT AN ATHEIST BUTEVERY RELIGION IN THE WORLD IS

LIKE, "WE DON'T LIKE YOU."

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GUESS I'LLJUST GO TO THE OLIVE GARDEN FOR

MY RELIGION.

I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> Larry:>> Larry: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

DO YOU THINK THIS IS REALLY ANANTIRELIGIOUS THING OR ANTI-GUY

GAY THING?

>> I THINK IT'S BOTH.

>> I THINK IT'S GOOD,OLD-FASHIONED AMERICAN BIGOTRY.

THAT'S ALL IT IS, LARRY.

>> Larry: WHICH ONE DO YOUTHINK IT IS?

BECAUSE-- DO YOU THINK IT'SSOMEONE WHO IS AFRAID OF ETERNAL

DAMNATION OR SOMEONE WHO JUSTDOESN'T LIKE GAYS?

WHERE DOES THIS FEELING COMEFROM?

IT IS ALMOST THE LAST BIGBIGOTRY WALL THAT NEEDS TO BE

BUSTED DOWN, IT SEEMS LIKE.

>> I THINK IT'S BASICALLY PEOPLETHAT DON'T LIKE GAY PEOPLE AND

ARE USING RELIGION AS A REASONTO, YOU KNOW, DISCRIMINATE

AGAINST GAY PEOPLE.

( APPLAUSE )IF WE REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, IT

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

YOU DON'T WANT THESE PEOPLE TOGET MARRIED BECAUSE GOD TELLS

YOU THAT-- THE LAW SAYS--THERE'S SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND

STATE IN AMERICA.

YOU CAN'T.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: I THINK SHE THINKS

WHEN IT'S TIME TIME TO GO TOHEAVEN HER SKY DADDY IS GOING TO

SAY-- "I SEE HERE, DID YOU SIGNA MARRIAGE LICENSE?"

>> I JUST DON'T-- I GREW UPCATHOLIC.

>> Larry: SO DID I.

>> BUT I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TOBELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WEARING A

DRESS CAN TELL ME THAT HE'SANTIGAY.

AM I WRONG?

>> Larry: ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT THE POPE?

>> YES, THE POPE, THE POPE, THECARDINALS AND THE PRIESTS, AND

THEY'RE MYSOGYNIST

ANTI WOMEN ANTI-DO ANYTHING, ANDGAYS CAN'T DO ANYTHING, AND THEY

SING TO US.

WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY.

>> Larry: SKY DADDY LIKESSINGING.

>> I THINK IT'S MORE ANTI-DAY.

>> Larry: REALLY.

>> AND I THINK PEOPLE-- I THINKTHEY'RE JUST SCARED THEY MIGHT

BE GAY DEEP DOWN.

I THINK THEY'RE SCARED THEYMIGHT TRY IT AND LIKE IT.

FOR REAL.

I DON'T DO COKE, NOT BECAUSE IDON'T LIKE COKE BUT I THINK IF I

TRY COKE, I MIGHT HAVE A REAL,LIVE COKE PROBLEM.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

LIKE, YOU KNOW, THEY MIGHT NOTBE-- THEY MIGHT NOT TRUST

THEMSELVES TO BE ALONE IN A ROOMWITH IT.

>> I THINK KIM DAVIS MIGHT-- IAGREE.

PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE GAY PEOPLEARE ALWAYS-- LIKE KIM DAVIS, I'M

NOT SAYING SHE'S A LESBIAN, BUTI FEEL LIKE SHE COULD FIT A 2 X4

IN HER PURSE.

>> AND LET ME SAY THIS, SHE WENTON TV, SHE KNEW THERE WERE GOING

TO BE CAMERAS, SHE WAS GOING TOBE TELEVISED.

SHE DIDN'T THINK ONCE TO COMBHER HAIR?

ONCE TO PUT ON MAKEUP?

>> Larry: SOME WOULD ARGUETHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF GAY.

>> SHE IS A LESBIAN.

>> IT JUST MAKES NO SENSE TO ME,MAN.

WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY ABOUT WHATOTHER PEOPLE DO?

HOW DOES THAT AFFECT YOU?

>> Larry: WELL, MIKE HUCKABEESAYS, I LOVE HOW PEOPLE JUMP ON

THIS.

HE SAID YOU ONLY HAVE TO FOLLOWTHE LAW IF THE LAW IS RIGHT.

ARE WE GOING TO LEAVE IT UP TOEVERYBODY TO JUST DECIDE--

THAT'S ( BLEEP ) WESLEY SNIPES-->> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

EXACTLY.

>> I DON'T BELIEVE IN TAXES.

TAXES AREN'T RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO WINDUP IN JAIL.

>> I HAVE A LONG LIST OF( BLEEP ) THAT I DON'T WANT TO

DO ANYMORE

ALTERNATE SIDE OF THE STREETPARKING?

I DON'T THINK IT'S RIGHT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I DON'T LIKE GETTING UP AT 7:00

TO MOVE MY CAR AND WHEN I GETOUT AT 11:00, THE STREET'S STILL

DIRTY.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: THE POINT IS-- IALSO THINK WE HAVE SEVERAL SETS

OF RULES IN THIS, YOU KNOW.

BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTIAN, I THINKA LOT OF PEOPLE GOT BEHIND IT.

LET'S BE HONEST, GUYS, IF THISWAS A MUSLIM LADY, AND SHE SAID,

"AS FAR AS SHARIA LAW GOES--">> BUT AT LEAST SHE'D HAVE HER

HAIR COVERED.

>> Larry: BUT I DON'T THINKHUCKABEE WOULD HAVE HIS ARM

AROUND HER SAYING, "WE NEED TOSUPPORT SHARIA LAW."

>> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MIKEHUCKABEE IN A PRESS CONFERENCE

WITH A WOMAN WITH A BURQA ONSTANDING NEXT TO HIM GOING SHE

WILL NOT OFFEND THE LAWS OFMOHAMMED.

THAT WOULD BE THE DAY TO SEEMIKE HUCKABEE DEFEND SHARIA LAW.

>> MIKE HUCKABEE LOOKS LIKE AWRINKLED THUMB.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF-- I'M JUSTMAD.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

>> Larry: I KNOW, GO.

>> BECAUSE MY WHOLE LIFE I'VEGROWN UP AND EVERYONE IS LIKE,

"YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

YOU'RE BAD.

YOU'RE WRONG.

GOD SAYS SO.

RELIGION SAYS SO.

POLITICIANS SAY SO."

FINALLY AMERICA IS SAYING THATISN'T RIGHT, AND THIS WOMAN

SHOULD GO TO JAIL.

SO I'M ENJOYING IT.

( LAUGHTER )THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT.

>> Larry: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )