Tuesday, February 24, 2015

  • 02/24/2015

Yvette Nicole Brown, Lindsay Sloane and Tom Lennon of "The Odd Couple" learn about an unusual Internet mash-up, describe #RoommatesIn5Words and watch unpopular music videos.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES IT IS RAPID REFRESH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SO ALL OUR PANELISTS ARE FROMTHE SHOW THE ODD COUPLE BUT

TRULY THE ODDEST COUPLE THEINTERNET HAS DISCOVERED TODAY

IS AN INEXPLICABLE MASHUP THATFEATURES WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING

MIND-[BLEEP]S.

A, NIKKI MINAJ BOOTY POPPING TOPANTERA.

B, FRED DURST AND LIMP BIZKITRAPPING OVER THE SEINFELD THEME

OR DEF JAM SERMON BY DR. MARTINLAWRENCE KING, JR.

TOM LENNON.

>> I'M GONNA GO WITH A.

>> NIKKI MINAJ BOOT POPPING TOPANTERA.

>> I'M HOPING IT'S THAT ONE.

>> CHRIS: THE AUDIENCE SEEMS TOLIKE THIS CHOICE.

NOW, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS,IN FACT, B.

LET'S TAKE A LISTEN.

>> IT IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS ♪EVERYTHING IS (BLEEP).

EVERYBODY SUCKS.

YOU KNOW WHY? ♪ BUT YOU WANNAJUSTIFY--

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: WAIT.

WHAT? I MEAN, (BLEEP) WHITEPEOPLE.

WHAT IS MORE CAUCASIAN HATFRED DURST RAPPING OVER THE

SEINFELD THEME.

>> AND IT GOT GENUINE APPLAUSEBREAK FROM THE AUDIENCE.

(BLEEP) YOU GUYS.

>> CHRIS: GUYS, THIS IS THE SHOWRIGHT HERE.

I WOULD LIKE TO PICTURE ANALTERNATE REALITY WHERE FRED

DURST IS THE BIGGEST SITCOM OFALL-TIME CALLED DURSTFELD.

WHAT'S A CLASSIC EPISODE OF THATSHOW, YVETTE NICOLE BROWN.

>> FRED'S GUITARIST UNLEASHES ANN-WORD TIRADE AT THE LAUGH

FACTORY.

>>CHRIS: POINTS.

POINTS.

LINDSAY.

>> THE CONTEST EPISODE, AND THEGANG MAKES A BET WHO CAN

MASTURBATE THE NASTIEST.

>> CHRIS YEAH.

>> BUT THE LOSER IS DEEMEDLIMPEST BISCUIT.

>> CHRIS: YES.

POINTS, POINTS. THAT WOULDABSOLUTELY HAPPEN.

TOM LENNON.

>> EMINEM THREATENS TO KILL FREDDURST AT FESTIVUS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR HASHTAG WARS.

NOW, IN HONOR OF OUR ESTEEMEDCAST FROM THE ODD COUPLE

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS ROOMMATESIN FIVE WORDS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE YOU SEE MY PETRATTLESNAKE OR I CAN'T STOP

ADOPTING CHILDREN OR THE TOILETFLUSHES, YOU KNOW?

SO I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK AND BEGIN.

TOM LENNON.

>> FUTONS, NOT "TO TOOT ONS."

>> CHRIS: AND IT RHYMES! POINTS.

LINDSAY.

>> QUIETLY MASTURBATING IN BUNKBEDS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

YOU CAN'T BE THAT QUIET. THEY'RERICKETY, I'VE HEARD.

TOM.

>> WHERE IS MY FLASHLIGHT, GREG?

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

LINDSAY.

>> MEET RON FROM ACTING CLASS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

YVETTE.

>> STOP WATCHING SCANDAL WITHOUTME!

>> CHRIS: OKAY.

POINTS.

TOM.

>> MORNING BONER AT BREAKFAST.

APOLOGIES.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

YVETTE.

>> FEEL FREE TO FLUSH TWICE.

>> CHRIS: YES.

POINTS.

YES, TOM.

>> EVENING BONER AT JEOPARDY.

APOLOGY.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

IT IS TIME TO PLAY THE SHOWMUST GO.

THE SHOW MUST GO.

LOCAL THEATERS IS A VERY TOUGHWAY FOR AN ACTOR TO MAKE A

LIVING. IN ORDER TO PUT ASS INSEATS, SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT

MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF, ASEVIDENCED BY THE TUMBLR "SHOW

NUFF," WHICH GETS BIZARRE PHOTOSFROM LOCAL PRODUCTIONS.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU AN ACTUAL PRPHOTO AND FOR 250 POINTS, I

WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE UP THENAME OF THE PLAY IT SHOULD BE

FROM.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST ONE: THIS ISFROM ENRON.

YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN THATHAPPENED?

THE BIG SCANDAL?

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS SHOULD BECALLED?

YVETTE.

>> HOLY CRAPTER.

>> CHRIS: YES.

POINTS, POINTS.

ALL RIGHT.

NEXT ONE.

THIS PHOTO WAS FROM THE HISTORYOF INVULNERABILITY BUT --

WHAT SHOULD THAT BE CALLED?

LINDSAY.

>> COUGH TWICE.

IT'S A VERY SERIOUS -- VERYSERIOUS, SERIOUS PLAY.

>> WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE IS HE ISSEATED ON THE OTHER SUPER PART.

HOW DARE YOU.

HOW DARE YOU.

>> CHRIS: LAST ONE: THIS PHOTOIS FROM WATCH ON THE RHINE, BUT

WHAT SHOULD IT BE CALLED?

THEY ARE BOTH SURPRISED BYTWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

BUT THEY ARE NOT LOOKING AT THESAME --

TOM.

>> IT IS UNFAIR BECAUSE I KNOWTHE NAME OF THIS PLAY AND IT IS

CALLED FUTURE TOM LENNON HOLDSIN A FART.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

IT IS SUCH A GREAT PLAY.

IT'S TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME,MUSIC VIDEO MAGIC.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

NOW, KIDS --

KIDS, GRANDPA GEN X IS GOING TOTELL YOU A LITTLE STORY --

THERE WAS A TIME NOT ALL THATLONG AGO WHEN MUSIC VIDEOS --

SHORT FILMS SET TO MUSIC -- WEREONLY PLAYED ON TELEVISION.

>> WHAT?

>> CHRIS: AND MTV JUST PLAYEDTHEM.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> CHRIS: CRAZY BUT TRUE.

BUT THANKS TO THE INTERNET,THEY CAN BE SEEN ANY TIME YOU

WANT.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A LESSER-KNOWN MUSIC VIDEO ARTIST AND

FOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TOGUESS WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO.

OKAY, FIRST ONE: THIS SAUCYMINX NAMED IVY LEVON.

IN HER VIDEO, DOES SHE GYRATEHER HIPS UNTIL THE SUN EXPLODES,

USE SONG POWER TO MAGICALLYSUMMON A DANCING BISCUIT?

TOM.

>> I GOTTA GO SUN EXPLODES,RIGHT?

THAT'S THE KIND OF BODY THATMAKES THE SUN EXPLODE.

>> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS,

(SINGS ABOUT A BISCUIT)

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> CHRIS, AS PRODUCER COULD YOUPLAY ONE MORE MINUTE OF THAT?

>> CHRIS: NO, LEGALLY WE ARE NOTALLOWED TO SHOW ANYMORE, TOM,

I'M SORRY IF YOU DIDN'T GET TOFINISH THERE.

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO --

>> NAUGHTY.

>> CHRIS: ALL RIGHT.

NEXT ONE.

>> OH, GOSH.

>> CHRIS: THIS CONFIDENT YOUNGLADY NAMED DESTINY.

DID SHE SET THIS VIDEO IN ANAUTOBODY SHOP FOR HER SONG

"COCKY MECHANIC," OR A JUNKYARDFOR HER SONG "JUNKZ IN MY

TRUNKZ."

TOM.

>> I HAVE TO GO JUNKYARD, JUNKZIN HER TRUNKZ.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> CHRIS: ACTUALLY, NO. IT ISTHE OTHER ONE.

>> NO!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> CHRIS, CHRIS --

>> CHRIS: YES, YES, LINDSAY.

>> THIS IS WEIRD BUT COULD YOUACTUALLY PLAY THAT FOR ONE MORE

MINUTE?

>> CHRIS: YEAH, GO AHEAD.

PLAY IT AGAIN FOR LINDSAY.

>> OKAY. I'M GOOD.

THANK YOU.

>> Chris: I AM GLAD YOUFINISHED.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT IS TIME FOR ODD PAIRINGS.

IN HONOR OF TONIGHT'S PANEL FROMTHE ODD COUPLE I WOULD LIKE YOU

TO KNOW GIVE ME AT MANY ODDPAIRINGS AS YOU CAN.

ANYTHING FROM BATMAN AND OATS TORED WINE AND FISH.

WHO CARES.

WHATEVER IT IS, IT HAS TO BE TWOTHINGS THAT DON'T GO TOGETHER.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 60-SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK AND GET WEIRD.

BEGIN.

TOM.

>> SIEGFRIED AND ROIDS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS, POINTS.YVETTE.

>> BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE JERRYMAGUIRE KID.

>> CHRIS: POINT.

TOM LENNON.

>> RISOLI AND AISLES AND AISLESOF DISCOUNT MATTRESSES.

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS.

LINDSAY.

>> BILL COSBY AND THE CONSCIOUSWOMAN.

>> OH, [BLEEP].

YES, POINTS! 100 PERCENT,POINTS.

LINDSAY.

>> JOHN TRAVOLTA IN COMFORTABLEMOMENTS.

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS.

I'M JUST GOING TO PUT MYHANDS ALL OVER YOUR BELLY.

(GRUNTING NOISES)

>> CHRIS: TOM.

>> MATTHEW PERRY AND THE GAY GUYFROM RENO 911.