Tuesday, February 25, 2014

  • Season 1, Ep 01028
  • 02/25/2014

Danny Pudi, Gillian Jacobs and Jim Rash of NBC's "Community" come up with failed college names, read Twitter confessions and get a visit from Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S HEADLINES,IT'S RAPID REFRESH!

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: THE TRAILER FOR THE

NEW GODZILLA MOVIE HIT THEINTERNET TODAY AND IT LOOKS

SUPER AWESOME, TAKE A LOOK ATTHIS.

>> IT IS GOING TO SEND US BACKTO THE STONE AGE.

>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ISCOMING.

>> HEISENBERG VERSUS GODZILLA,(BLEEP) YEAH!

[ APPLAUSE ]>> GODZILLA IS THE NEW -- ROAR,

BITCH!

>> TWITTER COLLECTIVELY HAD ASCALY GREEN ORGASM OVER THIS.

>> WHICH GOT THE MOST RETREATS.

>> I WATCHED THE GODZILLATRAILER AND I AM PREGNANT WITH A

BABY GODZILLA.

>> WE COULD CALL THAT GOD ZUKIE.

>> UP FROM THE DEPTHS, 30STORIES HIGH.

IT IS GODZILLA!

>> AND GODZILKE!

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> I DON'T WANT TO OVER HYPE ITBUT THAT GODZILLA TRAILER JUST

JERKED ME OFF, GAVE ME $1,000AND MADE ME A SANDWICH.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> ALMOST HAD TO BUY A NEW PAIR

OF PANTS AFTER WATCHING THE NEWGODZILLA TRAILER.

>> WHICH ONE OF THOSE GOT THEMOST RETWEETS?

>> I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH B,JUST BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I WOULD

LIVE.

>> LET'S FINE OUT. THE CORRECTANSWER IS B!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> THANK YOU.

>> Chris: I AM VERY EXCITEDABOUT THIS MOVIE NOT JUST, IT IS

A SUBSIDIARY OF LEGENDARYPICTURES.

>> OH, MAN.

>> Chris: I AM.

>> I REALLY AM EXCITED ABOUT IT,BUT I SAW ANOTHER TRAILER I AM

EVEN MORE EXCITED AND TERRIFIEDBY.

>> IT IS GOING TO SEND US BACKTO THE STONE AGE!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FORKCHRIS: IT IS PRETTY

HORRIFYING.

>> YES, THAT IS HORRIFYING.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Chris: OKAY.

ON INSTAGRAM WE FOUND VIDEO OF AGUY REALLY EXCITED ABOUT A

BREAKING NEWS STORY, TAKE ALOOK.

>>>> Chris: WHAT IS THIS MAN SO

EXCITED ABOUT? A.

THE LAUNCH OF A WWW.E NETWORK.

>> ROBIN THICKE'S DIVORCE.

C.

TACO BELL NOW SERVING BREAKFAST.

>> I AM GOING TO GUESS TACO BELLIS NOW SERVING BREAKFAST.

>> Chris: LET'S FIND OUT.

>> TACO BELL!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> GIVE ME SOME LOVE!

IT IS TIME FOR TONIGHT'S HASHTAG WARS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IF.

>> Chris: IN HONOR OF"COMMUNITY" TONIGHT'S # IS

FAILED COLLEGES.

>> EXAMPLES MIGHT BE BOSTONMARKET COLLEGE, SHARTMOUTH.

>> EXAMPLES MIGHT BE BOSTONMARKET COLLEGE, SHARTMOUTH.

I LAUGHED RIGHT OVER WHAT I JUSTSAID.

>> 60-SECONDS ARE ON THE CLOCK,STARTING NOW.

>> OH, DANNY PUDI.

>> ST. JOHN'S WART.

>> GILLIAN.

>> FAIL!

>> M. I. T-BAGGED

>> DANNY PUDI.

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM YOUNGUNIFORM.

>> SLIPPERY (BLEEP) UNIVERSITY.

>> STANFORD AND SON.

>> Chris: GILLIAN.

>> OXYCODONE COLLEGE.

>> Chris:.

>> IT WAS THE BUTLER UNIVERSITY!

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> GILLIAN.

>> TEMPLE OF DOOM UNIVERSITY.

>> Chris: POINTS!

>> THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN ASPRINCETON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: GILLIAN.

>> PENN STATE PENITENTIARY.

>> U.C. LABIA.

>> Chris: I WENT TO UC LABIA,I MAJORA'D IN PHILOSOPHY.

>> ABRO'NEMENT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: COLLEGEFESSION IS A

TWITTER FEED THAT POSTSANONYMOUS COLLEGE CONFESSIONS.

THE TM THERE STANDS FOR TOO MUCHMAKE IT STOP.

>> I'M GOING TO READ YOU ACONFESSION AND FOR 250 POINTS, I

WANT YOU TO FILL IN THE BLANK.

>> HERE IS THE FIRST ONE.

>> I AM CALLED THE BONER MANBECAUSE I HAD SEX WITH.

>> EVERY MEMBER OF BONE THUGSAND HARMONY.

>> AND I DIDN'T MISS ANYBODY!

>> Chris: RIGHT OFF THE BAT,250 POINTS, DANNY PUDI, 200

POINTS.

>> POINTS TO GILLIAN FOR THEASSIST!

>> I AM TOLD THE BONER WITHBLANK IS --

>> A SNOW MAN.

>> WAIT, I DON'T GET IT.

I DON'T GET IT.

>> EXPLAIN THAT.

>> THANKS, CORNELL.

>> A SNOW MAN? GAY! NEXT ONE,WENT TO MY FIRST COLLEGE PARTY

AND PLAYED WITH BLANK FOR THEMAJORITY OF IT.

>> I WAS GOING TO SAY THE IDEAOF KILLING EVERYTHING.

OF KILLING EVERYONE.

>> Chris: JUST TOYED WITH THEIDEA, JUST ENTERTAINED.

LET THE ACTUAL ANSWER IS A CAT.

FOR THE MAJORITY OF IT.

>> I WAS LIKE KILL OR CAT.

>> Chris: KILL OR CAT.

>>>> NORMALLY, IF PEOPLE HAVE

CHILDREN IF I AM GOING TO LIKE ADINNER PARTY AND THEY HAVE A KID

I PLAY WITH THEM AND AVOID ANADULT, I HAVE NEVER EMBARRASSED

ANYONE I HAVE DATED.

"COMMUNITY" ONLINE"COMMUNITY".

>> Chris: ACCORDING TO TUMBLRAND DEVIANT ART, TELEVISION'S

HIGHEST RATED PROGRAM IS NBC'S"COMMUNITY".

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: I'M TALKING FAN

SITES, FAN ART, FAN FICTION, ALLABOUT YOU GUYS, ALL OVER THE

INTERNET.

WHAT ARE SOME THINGS YOU HAVEREAD?

>> AHA!

>> IT INVOLVED A LOT OFRELATIONSHIP STUFF WITH TROY AND

ABED AND THEY ARE USUALLY NOTCLOTHED.

>> THIS IS STUFF I AM TOLDEXISTS.

>> Chris: LET'S SEE IF WE CANUNCOVER SOME OF THIS TODAY.

WE WILL DESCRIBE TWO "COMMUNITY"FAN POSTS AND YOU TELL US WHICH

ONE IS REAL.

>> OKAY.

>> Chris: THE FIRST ONE, ADRAWING OF TROY AND ABED WITHOUT

A SHIRT ON.

IN A DELICATE 30 LESS EMBRACE.

>> THIS A 30 LESS EMBRACE.

>> OR A TIMELINE OF EVERY DANHARMON TWEET FROM 2011 IN WHICH

HE MENTIONED TAKING A POOP.

>> I HAVE TO SAY B BECAUSE IWANT TO BELIEVE ONE EXISTS.

>> BUT YOU SAID YOU KNOW ITEXISTS.

>> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, OFCOURSE A!

>> I MEAN, COME ON, MAN.

>> YOU KNOW THE RULES.

>> THE LIKENESS IS UNCANNY.

>> Chris: I WOULD LIKE TOMENTION HOW GENTLE YOU LOOK

THERE AS WELL.

>> LYING ON A BED MADE OF PAPEROR ARE THEY JUST STANDING UP?

>> SOMEONE DREW THIS -->> FOR ONE SECOND, OH, THEY MUST

BE ON ABED OF PAPER.

>> THE MOST OBVIOUS THING, ASHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER.

>> A DRAWING OF JEFF WINGER ANDABED ABOUT TO KISS IN THE

STYLE OF "SIXTEEN CANDLES" OR ADRAWING OF JEFF WINGER LOVINGLY

RESTING HIS HEAD ON SHIRLEY'SBOSOMS.

I'M GONNA GO WITH SIXTEENCANDLES JUST CAUSE I CAN

BAD COLLEGE FACEBOOK GROUPS.

A TON OF COLLEGE BOOKS ONFACEBOOK MANY OF WHICH NO ONE IN

THIS ROOM WOULD EVER WANT TOJOIN, LIKE FREE COMPLIMENTS

CLUB.

BROKEN ANIES, BRONIES AND CHICOSTEAK, THOSE WHO ENJOY CASUAL

MEOWING.

>> RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

>> WE HAVE A MEMBER!

>> Chris: COMEDIANS I WOULD LIKEYOU TO COME UP WITH AS MANY NEW

WEIRD FACEBOOK GROUPS ASPOSSIBLE.

I WILL PUT 60-SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND GO.

>> THE COLOR ME BAD LISTENERS.

>> I WANT TO POINT YOU UP.

>>>> Chris: GILLIAN.

>> THE HAM RADIO CLUB WHERE ALLWE DISCUSS IS JOHN HAM AND PORK

>> Chris: THAT WOULD BE A NICEONE.

>> ALL FOR 7:00 A.M. CLASSES.

>> Chris: GILLIAN.

>> INTRAMURAL SHARTING.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> VART AT THIS.

>> VARSITY.

>> Chris:.

>> THAT IS REALLY GROSSBRACKETS.

>> Chris: POINTS, GILLIAN.

>> DANNY.

>> LET'S ARGUE ABOUNTCONTROVERSIAL POLITICAL TOPICS!

>> Chris: OH I WILL GIVE YOUPOINTS FOR THAT.

>> OH, LET'S ALL GO TO GOOGLEPLUS!

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