In this episode, scientists band together to support political candidates. Elect whoever you want, nerds, you're still getting a swirlie. Plus, a Michigan school board cancels its football season early because they can't win a game. Hey -- hasn't stopped the Oakland Raiders. Then, author Michael Lewis is here to talk about football. Maybe he can explain what I meant by that crack about the Raiders. America, I'm not your normal pundit -- I'm fully Krausened. This is The Colbert Report.