Put Your Head on My Shoulder

  • 02/13/2000

Fry's head is conjoined with Amy's body after a car crash.

NOW, ANY OLD BUSINESS?

All:NO.

ANY NEW BUSINESS?

All:NO.

ANYONE SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER?

NO.NO.NO.

YUP.KIND OF.

(all gasp)WHAT?

OH, MY GOD.

WE RAN OUT OF FUEL ON MERCURY,AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER.

AND IT LED THERE AGAINWHEN WE GOT HOME.

(both giggling)

CONGRATULATIONS, FRY.

YOU SNAGGEDTHE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND.

AMY'S RICH.

SHE'S PROBABLY GOTOTHER CHARACTERISTICS.

Leela:BENDER!

ROMANCE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY.

OH, SO IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE

THAT ZOIDBERG HEREIS DESPERATELY POOR

AND MISERABLY LONELY?

PUH-LEASE.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,IT'S BECAUSE HE'S HIDEOUS.

MM...

WELL, I THINK FRY AND AMYGO TOGETHER

LIKE A LIME AND A COCONUT.

DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS?

WHAT?

NO!

REALLY. OH, DEAR.

OH, YOU'RE BOTHVERY LUCKY.

I'D PAY ANYTHING TO ENDMY MISERABLE LONELINESS.

IF ONLY I WEREN'TSO DESPERATELY POOR.

WAIT. YOU MEAN PEOPLE

WILL PAY GOOD MONEYFOR ROMANCE?

I THINK I HAVE A SCHEMESO DEVIOUSLY CLEVER THAT I...

$500.00 AND TIME SERVED.

STUPID ANTI-PIMPING LAWS.

WELL, PAY THE MAN.

BENDER, HONEY,WE LOVE YOU.

SURE, BABY, I KNOW IT.

AH, COMPUTER DATING--IT'S LIKE PIMPING

BUT YOU RARELY HAVE TO USETHE PHRASE "UPSIDE YOUR HEAD."

BENDER, THIS IS STUPID.

WHY WOULD ANYONE COME TO YOUFOR ROMANTIC HELP?

HEY! DON'T MAKE MEGO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.

FRY! AMY!

PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.

I NEED A STAPLER!

STOP. STOP.

IF YOU INTERRUPTTHE MATING DANCE

THE MALE WILLBECOME ENRAGED

AND MAUL US WITHHIS FEARSOME GONAD.

IT'S WORKING.

THEY THINKWE'RE MAKING OUT.

(both giggling)

WAIT.

WHY AREN'T WE MAKING OUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

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