Put Your Head on My Shoulder

  • Season 2, Ep 10
  • 01/06/2008

Fry's head is conjoined with Amy's body after a car crash.

NOW, ANY OLD BUSINESS?

All:NO.

ANY NEW BUSINESS?

All:NO.

ANYONE SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER?

NO.NO.NO.

YUP.KIND OF.

(all gasp)WHAT?

OH, MY GOD.

WE RAN OUT OF FUEL ON MERCURY,AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER.

AND IT LED THERE AGAINWHEN WE GOT HOME.

(both giggling)

CONGRATULATIONS, FRY.

YOU SNAGGEDTHE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND.

AMY'S RICH.

SHE'S PROBABLY GOTOTHER CHARACTERISTICS.

Leela:BENDER!

ROMANCE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY.

OH, SO IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE

THAT ZOIDBERG HEREIS DESPERATELY POOR

AND MISERABLY LONELY?

PUH-LEASE.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,IT'S BECAUSE HE'S HIDEOUS.

MM...

WELL, I THINK FRY AND AMYGO TOGETHER

LIKE A LIME AND A COCONUT.

DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS?

WHAT?

NO!

REALLY. OH, DEAR.

OH, YOU'RE BOTHVERY LUCKY.

I'D PAY ANYTHING TO ENDMY MISERABLE LONELINESS.

IF ONLY I WEREN'TSO DESPERATELY POOR.

WAIT. YOU MEAN PEOPLE

WILL PAY GOOD MONEYFOR ROMANCE?

I THINK I HAVE A SCHEMESO DEVIOUSLY CLEVER THAT I...

$500.00 AND TIME SERVED.

STUPID ANTI-PIMPING LAWS.

WELL, PAY THE MAN.

BENDER, HONEY,WE LOVE YOU.

SURE, BABY, I KNOW IT.

AH, COMPUTER DATING--IT'S LIKE PIMPING

BUT YOU RARELY HAVE TO USETHE PHRASE "UPSIDE YOUR HEAD."

BENDER, THIS IS STUPID.

WHY WOULD ANYONE COME TO YOUFOR ROMANTIC HELP?

HEY! DON'T MAKE MEGO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.

FRY! AMY!

PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.

I NEED A STAPLER!

STOP. STOP.

IF YOU INTERRUPTTHE MATING DANCE

THE MALE WILLBECOME ENRAGED

AND MAUL US WITHHIS FEARSOME GONAD.

IT'S WORKING.

THEY THINKWE'RE MAKING OUT.

(both giggling)

WAIT.

WHY AREN'T WE MAKING OUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

(munching and gobbling)

MMM. I HAVEN'T EATENSINCE TUESDAY.

BIRD EGGS...ANIMAL SLICES...

DRY WOVEN REEDS...

ALL GONE.

CAN I DRIVE?

NO.

SO, FRY, YOU BUSY TOMORROW?

I GOT TWO TICKETSTO THE BIG APE FIGHT.

GEEZ, WE'RE ALREADY PLANNING TOSPEND VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER.

ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

OKAY. SURE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DOFOR VALENTINE'S DAY?

OH, SO ALL OF A SUDDEN

WE'RE SPENDINGVALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER?

YOU JUST SAID...

THAT'S IT, AMY.

WE HAVE TO TALK.

ZOIDBERG, YOU DRIVE.

WA-HOO.

(grunting)

PARDON ME...EXCUSE ME...

AH, I'LL JUSTTURN THE WHEEL TOMAXIMUM FASTNESS.

AMY, YOU KNOW HOW, ATFIRST, YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE

BUT THEN YOU STARTTO GET TIRED OF IT

'CAUSE IT ALWAYS WANTSTO HANG OUT WITH YOU?

HUH? YOU DON'TLIKE CHOCOLATE?

LOOK, COULD CHOCOLATEJUST LET ME FINISH?

VROOM, VROOM.

AND THE WINNER OF THE BIG CARRACE IS HOT ROD ZOIDBERG!

(mimics crowd cheering)

AMY, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS

I THINK, MAYBEYOU AND I SHOULD STOP...

(loud snapping sound)

Zoidberg:OH-OH.

HERE, YOU DRIVE.

(screaming)

FRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

OH, MY HEAD IS KILLING ME.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WAS ANYBODY HURT?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,OF COURSE NOT.

NOBODY BUT YOU.

I'M AFRAID YOUR BODYWAS BADLY DAMAGED IN THE CRASH.

HOW BADLY?

THAT'S IT OVER THERE.

(screams)

DON'T WORRY.

I MANAGED TO KEEP YOUR HEADALIVE WITH SOME QUICK SURGERY.

WHERE IS IT?

THERE.

LOOKS LIKE WE'LLBE SPENDING

A LOT MORE TIMETOGETHER, FRY.

(Fry screaming)