Tom Lennon, Michael Ian Black, Andy Daly

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 12/04/2010

Tom Lennon acknowledges his unusual hairstyle, Michael Ian Black suggests ways to make "Star Wars" funnier, and Andy Daly shares his middle school humor column.

- HEY, EVERYBODY.

WELCOMETO THE BENSON INTERRUPTION

WHERE TWO COMEDIANSARE GIVEN MICROPHONES,

BUT ONLY ONEIS A PRODUCER OF THE SHOW.

A COMEDIAN WILL STAND RIGHT HERE

AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE,

"I FINALLY GOT THE JOKE.

I REALIZE THAT FOCKERSOUNDS A LOT LIKE [bleep]."

IT DOES.

AND THEN--AND THEN I'LL BE SITTING

IN THAT CHAIR,AND I'LL SAY SOMETHING LIKE,

"I JUST REALIZEDTHAT YOU'RE A FOCKING IDIOT."

[laughter]

ALL RIGHT,ARE YOU GUYS READY

TO START THE INTERRUPTION?

[cheers and applause]

THIS ACTOR-COMEDIANHAS BEEN A GUEST

ON MY PODCAST DOUG LOVES MOVIES,

AND YOU KNOW HIMFROM THE MOVIE 17 AGAIN

AND FROM THE CLASSIC TVSKETCH SHOW THE STATE.

PLEASE WELCOMEMY FRIEND THOMAS LENNON.

[cheers and applause]

- THANK YOU. THANK YOUVERY MUCH, DOUG BENSON.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME,AND I CAN TELL

THAT YOU'RE THINKING THIS,

WHICH IS THAT,IF KATE GOSSELIN'S HAIR

AND ADOLF HITLER'S HAIRHAD A BABY...

[laughter]

- THAT WOULD BE REALLY WEIRDFOR HAIR TO BE HAVING BABIES.

- I THOUGHT A LITTLE BITTHAT MY HAIR LOOKED

LIKE KATE GOSSELIN AND HITLER,BUT THE FACT

THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO FINISHTHAT JOKE PROVES

THAT IT WAS 100% [bleep] TRUE.

[laughter]

- DO YOU KNOWANY K.D. LANG SONGS?

[laughter]

[applause]

- UM...- IS YOUR HAIR THIS WAY

FOR A ROLE?

[laughter]

OR DO YOU HAVE IT THIS WAYJUST TO INSULT YOURSELF?

[laughter]

- YEAH, MOTHER[bleep].- LET'S READ SOME TWEETS.

- I WROTE THIS ONE.

THE FILM WAS ANNOUNCEDTHAT JUSTIN BIEBER'S

GONNA BE DOING IN 3-D.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

[laughter]

- YEAH.

[laughter]

- DO YOU WANNA PUT ONYOUR SPECTACLES?

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

[laughter]

- A LITTLE MORE ESOTERIC,

BUT IN MY MIND,CHEWBACCA'S WALKING AROUND

LIKE THIS...

YOU KNOW, GOING--[grunts]

- [warbles]

- IT'D BE VERY FUNNY.

- YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO DOA CHEWBACCA NOISE.

- I DON'T DO IMPRESSIONS,DOUG, I'M NOT A HACK.

I DO PANTOMIME.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- CHEWBACCA, NO.RECUMBENT BICYCLE, YES.

- [laughs]

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,MICHAEL IAN BLACK.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.