A Head in the Polls

  • Season 2, Ep 3
  • 01/06/2008

When the value of titanium skyrockets, Bender sells his body for a large sum of money.

AH, THIS IS THE LIFE!

ANOTHER MARTINI, PLEASE!

SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.

( bouncing ):OH, YEAH!

PUT IT ALL ON BLACK.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,WHOA, WHOA!

( grunting )

21 RED.

( grunts )

I BEG YOUR PARDON--33 BLACK.

YES! THE RICH GET RICHER.

( grunting )

STRIKE!

IN YOUR FACE, LEELA!

( laughing )

OW!

( screeching )

( screaming )( screaming )

( Professor muttering )

( grunting )

TIMBER!

HEY, BENDER, CAN I TAKEA RIDE IN YOUR CAR?

MAYBE IF YOU CLEAN UP FIRST.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR NECKSTEPPED IN SOMETHING.

OH,I'M SORRY.

THAT'S JUST YOUR BODY.

( laughing )

HEY, YOU LOOK MEIN THE SHINS AND SAY THAT.

HEY, I'VE HAD ITUP TO HERE WITH THIS PLACE.

I'M OFFTO THE HEAD MUSEUM

TO HANG OUTWITH CLASSY HEADS LIKE ME

WHO APPRECIATETHE FINER THINGS:

POETRY, PHILOSOPHY, HATS.

SO LONG,COFFIN-STUFFERS!

( engine revving )

( tires squealing )

( Bender muttering )

COULD ONE OF YOU COFFIN-STUFFERSPLEASE CARRY ME?

( groaning )

( screaming )

BENDER, WHAT IS IT?

WHOA, WHATAN AWFUL DREAM.

ONES AND ZEROESEVERYWHERE.

( shuddering )

AND I THOUGHTI SAW A TWO.

IT WAS JUST A DREAM,BENDER.

THERE'S NO SUCH THINGAS TWO.

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

MY BODY LOVED MEAND I TURNED ITS BACK ON IT.

WELL, OLD FRIEND, TIEA YELLOW RIBBON 'ROUND YOUR NECK

'CAUSE I'M A-COMIN' HOME.

YOU SOLD MY BODY?!TO WHO?!

I CAN'T REVEALTHAT INFORMATION

BUT YOU LOOK LIKEA NICE ROBOT.

TELL YOU WHAT--

I'LL GIVE YOU 50BUCKS FOR THE KID.

HEY, MY CLOTHESARE WORTH 50 BUCKS.

DEAL.

( moaning )

HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?

I CAN'T GO THROUGHTHE REST OF MY LIFE LIKE THIS.

DON'T YOU HAVEA SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON?

YEAH...

BUT IT'S ON MY BODY.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

( sobbing )

UH, I CAN'T STANDTO SEE A ROBOT CRY.

LET'S WATCH TV.

And so, ladies and gentlemen

I'm throwing my headinto the ring.

I'm announcing my candidacyfor the Presidency of Earth.

( reporters shouting )

SCOOP CHANG, BEIJING BUGLE.

SIR, THE CONSTITUTIONCLEARLY STATES

THAT NOBODY CAN BE ELECTEDPRESIDENT MORE THAN TWICE.

THAT'S RIGHT... NO BODY.

BUT AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE,I'VE GOT A SHINY NEW BODY.

( humming melody )

( gasping )

BENDER, HE'S GOTYOUR BODY!

THAT DIRTY,DOUBLE-CROSSING BASTARD!

HOW DARE HE RUN OFFWITH RICHARD NIXON.